Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Harry View Post
Not Funny My Mom Is Dead ! So Stop It Who Ever You Are !
Kent, an incredible thing happened, at the moment I died you were jerking off to shemale porn on your grouphome computer lightning struck the internet tower near my house. I floated above my dying body and... entered the internet. Next thing I knew I was being bombarded by bits of data and IPs and all kinds of porn, it took me until now to find you.

Here I am Kent. I am your mommy and I am on the internet. I love you.