I made a pulled pork sandwich

[Autistic Spectrum]

when i was going though puberty, i was in the grocery store with my mom, we where in the cereal isle, I had tight kid jeans on, and when your that age you just pop hard on's for no reason, so i get a hard on, and my mother starts yelling at me, Acuusing me of shop lifting and telling me to put back whatever i stole, i was like Mom i didn't steal anything please stop she keeps yelling and yelling to put back the stolen stuff i shoved down my pants, i run out of the store super upest and back to her car, she comes out and i yells some more at me for stealing, i was like mom it's MY DICK I GOT A HARD ON PLEASE STOP, and she said good for you, and started laughing

[Battery Bits]

when i was going though puberty, i was in the grocery store with my mom, we where in the cereal isle, I had tight kid jeans on, and when your that age you just pop hard on's for no reason, so i get a hard on, and my mother starts yelling at me, Acuusing me of shop lifting and telling me to put back whatever i stole, i was like Mom i didn't steal anything please stop she keeps yelling and yelling to put back the stolen stuff i shoved down my pants, i run out of the store super upest and back to her car, she comes out and i yells some more at me for stealing, i was like mom it's MY DICK I GOT A HARD ON PLEASE STOP, and she said good for you, and started laughing

Lol