I made a pulled pork sandwich

[Battery Bits]

when i was going though puberty, i was in the grocery store with my mom, we where in the cereal isle, I had tight kid jeans on, and when your that age you just pop hard on's for no reason, so i get a hard on, and my mother starts yelling at me, Acuusing me of shop lifting and telling me to put back whatever i stole, i was like Mom i didn't steal anything please stop she keeps yelling and yelling to put back the stolen stuff i shoved down my pants, i run out of the store super upest and back to her car, she comes out and i yells some more at me for stealing, i was like mom it's MY DICK I GOT A HARD ON PLEASE STOP, and she said good for you, and started laughing

Lol

[Bev.]

lisa your a fucking pawg holy shit, your ass is like a gaint peach

well she finaly showing you her ass so now you to can be a couple cause she has a picture of your cock enjoy each other cause i see thats all you to think about ass and cock

[Battery Bits]

well she finaly showing you her ass so now you to can be a couple cause she has a picture of your cock enjoy each other cause i see thats all you to think about ass and cock

Don’t start.

I messaged you

[Autistic Spectrum]

also a few girls noped out when i pulled down my pants, which is always fun, and then size queen girls blow up my phone at 3 am while they are drunk , i am a person with fellings ok, not just some guy with a gaint cock

[Autistic Spectrum]

well she finaly showing you her ass so now you to can be a couple cause she has a picture of your cock enjoy each other cause i see thats all you to think about ass and cock

bev lisa has posted her ass like 100 times you need to stop slut shaming my friend lisa, OK BOOMER

[Battery Bits]

I wouldn’t have guessed you had feelings

[Battery Bits]

I had to talk Bev out of posting her tits, she was going to post one tit

But she would have needed help because she doesn’t know how to post pics

[Autistic Spectrum]

well i do, and i have to tuck it in if i want to wear tighter jeans, EYES UP HERE LADIES AND GAY GUYS

[Battery Bits]

Bev probably isn’t going to talk to me now

[Autistic Spectrum]

You would think being friends with a 73 year old woman on rubynet would be easier than it is

[Battery Bits]

Where did this “OK BOOMER” meme come from? I saw my friend post it to Donald Trump on Facebook too

[Autistic Spectrum]

bev might be jealous she does not have a huge pawg ass like you and is jealous

[Autistic Spectrum]

https://www.dictionary.com/e/slang/ok-boomer/

There’s t shirts you can buy now

[Battery Bits]

You would think being friends with a 73 year old woman on rubynet would be easier than it is

I really like Bev, I never set out to become best friends with her, it just happened. I would call her to see how she was doing after Donny died and we just became close friends.

But I seem to do something wrong everyday lately.

[Battery Bits]

bev might be jealous she does not have a huge pawg ass like you and is jealous

Oh Bev has a pawg ass

She’s not jealous, she’s disgusted with me

[Battery Bits]

https://www.dictionary.com/e/slang/ok-boomer/

There’s t shirts you can buy now

I should buy Bev one

[Bev.]

I should buy Bev one

HA HA HA VERY FUNNY FOR YOU AND SPEC BUT NOT FOR ME

[Battery Bits]

HA HA HA VERY FUNNY FOR YOU AND SPEC BUT NOT FOR ME

I thought it would look cool

[Battery Bits]

Can you just get on messenger and message me?

[Battery Bits]

Actually if you have the shits with me don’t

[Wendy <3]

Bev get on messenger so i can jerk off over the cam looking at you

[juji]

A question for women, someone is jerking off while they are thinking or looking at you, is that compliment?

[Cag.]

thanks for ruining a wholesome sandwich thread.

[Cag.]

https://www.dictionary.com/e/slang/ok-boomer/

There’s t shirts you can buy now

the ok boomer meme has been around for a while and now the entire world is finally catching on.

[juji]

Answer my question

[Autistic Spectrum]

the ok boomer meme has been around for a while and now the entire world is finally catching on.

cags the new gatekeeper for internet memes spammed by zoomers on Twitter

[Autistic Spectrum]

thanks for ruining a wholesome sandwich thread.

I wanna stick my huge man meat into Lisa's ample buns

[Cag.]

A question for women, someone is jerking off while they are thinking or looking at you, is that compliment?

no. its not. women dont think the same way men do

HA HA HA VERY FUNNY FOR YOU AND SPEC BUT NOT FOR ME

Bev, plz get on messenger

[Wendy <3]

Please Bev while it's still hard and sticky