ITT why rooty is bitter

1. Grew up super fat
2. Dropped out of directional college
3. Met a mentally ill woman online
4. Spent his parents money to meet said woman
5. Said woman talks to other guys while he is living there and keeps his gifts including an iPad
6. Dates woman with 4 kids from 4 different men
7. Gets her pregnant
8. Shotgun wedding
9. Rootys parents pay for hick honeymoon to fucking North Carolina
10. Rootys parents help him start an LLC for a genius business idea where he buys supplements online and sells them at a health store with no professional layout. Literally like an 8th grader owns the business
11. Divorced from wife
12. Runs business into ground
13. Can’t pay property taxes on 17k house gifted by parents
14. Attempts to fly mentally ill women to US using parents money
15. Mentally ill woman gets in fight over trip with grandmother of her dead junkie boyfriend
16 mentally ill women keeps rootya money for passport