if monde says sorry publicly for the following things i will stop

1.Being 50 years old
2.deleting my folded dick chat
3.destorying wop
4.going to peoples weddings and becoming friends with there moms on facebook
5.being a brown parrot who forces memes
6.trying to kill lily irl
7.saying he owns ezmanagafourms when i own ezmangafourms
8.not getting a good divorce attorney
9.collecting pictures of young girls with braces
10.fucking childern irl