it was like a two hour line so I made a joke to the bro in front of me about how they were committing "malarkey" etc, fucking up the line, and he laughed at my joke and then asked me my birthday and was like "thoo you're an aquariuthh" and complimented my eyelashes, tried to get queer with me and it was very uncomfortable so I left, why are u california libs all so gay, why can't I just bullshit with a dude without them fagging it up