you're around the same age as lisa, and have many things to show for it. a career, a house, etc. She can't even do these things except lay around in her shitty rented home, stuffing her face and and smoking pot. She is so useless she can't even do simple tasks like drag her ass out of bed to get a passport
and honestly by a lot of metrics I'm kind of a fuckup, if a fuckup is doing better than lisa then goddamn