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That's incorrect

I told him he was more than welcome to come to my house and I had every intention of fucking him a lot... just when he he couldn't do it properly and cried a lot I sent him home.... he didn't leave for a couple of months

rootbeer fixed my front muffler which fell off just after I had my rear muffler fixed which I had fixed long before rootbeer ever visited me and for which I would have to go on quite the leap of logic in order to tie that to some sex I've had

LOL

well a couple of weeks ago I was going crazy with the voices and like I was being driven so far up the wall I was going to die without sedation... All I wanted to deal with it was some pot... a bag of bush bud mysteriously appeared and I smoked it.

Does Jesus come and cloak and dagger sneak you some weed when you're going crazy? I think not. Mind you I'm pretty sure Jesus would have if he had been alive and present at that very moment.

-Replying to Rootbeer -

You have a tiny dick that you have to lift your overhang gut up to even find.

Everyone has seen my vagina you retard including more people than you can count up close and personal.

You are having a baby to a fat moronic slut who has pushed out 5 kids out of her cunt. You look stupid. Get a life.