Things Lisa is very bad at

[Battery Bits]

you were on cam automatically when you came into kosmi and cag was in there idling, she even went on cam for a blip
she watched you and i talk about that ninja turtles game and then told me about it on discord

she was in there with me and garfield well before you arrived

You can’t see shit on those tiny screens

[maxgoldberg]

you were on cam automatically when you came into kosmi and cag was in there idling, she even went on cam for a blip
she watched you and i talk about that ninja turtles game and then told me about it on discord

she was in there with me and garfield well before you arrived

im so glad im not fat like that lol holy shit
xD

[Battery Bits]

they seem more or less p accurate to me

They would to you because you don’t know me as a person at all

[maxgoldberg]

what os going on with this crazy lady lol i did see her and it makes her so angry that she refuses to believe it lol. this is hilarious

[Battery Bits]

You saw a square the size of a thumbnail

[maxgoldberg]

lisa buys a shitty car that constantly breaks down because shes "not a retard" is the funniest thing i have seen today, and possibly the dumbest

You saw a square the size of a thumbnail

so now she saw it? i thought she didnt

[Battery Bits]

so now she saw it? i thought she didnt

You can’t see shit on that

You can’t see shit on that

lol

[maxgoldberg]

"i buy a shitty car that is contantly breaking down that needs hundreds of dollars worth of repairs every month because i an a smart independent morbidly abuse woman named lisa. i dont need no man"

[maxgoldberg]

i forgot to add middleaged since shes in her 50s

morbidly abusive, what?

[maks]

They would to you because you don’t know me as a person at all

what am I missing exactly? are you in shape? do you have plenty of money? lots of friends who you go out and hang with? what more do I need to know?

[Battery Bits]

About 2 weeks after I BOUGHT MY OWN CAR I drove into the middle of a flood, the car died and was was floating backwards until a tractor came and pulled me out.

We had to wait until it dried out a bit but I got it started again and then found an alternate rout back home

if this wasn't covid time, i would be out with my frinds at their cabin or someting. friday was a holiday and so is mondey, fuck this shit

About 2 weeks after I BOUGHT MY OWN CAR I drove into the middle of a flood, the car died and was was floating backwards until a tractor came and pulled me out.

We had to wait until it dried out a bit but I got it started again and then found an alternate rout back home

that sucks

[Battery Bits]

My car has been through a lot

[Battery Bits]

But it’s still MY car that I bought myself

[maks]

Cag never said it wasn't your car, she said it's a piece of shit. What a weird argument.

[maks]

OH FUCK I BOUGHT COOKIES

[maxgoldberg]

morbidly abusive, what?

morbidly obese. she got huge. i was literally in shock at how fat shes become

[Battery Bits]

Cag never said it wasn't your car, she said it's a piece of shit. What a weird argument.

She’s never bought her own car

[maks]

She’s never bought her own car

what did she drive in LA

[Battery Bits]

what did she drive in LA

Nothing as far as I know

[maks]

I don't think LA is the kind of city where you can do that, it doesn't have new york's mass transit systems

i'm tired of shitting on lisa. she did admit to lily engaging in pedo activities. now i want to focus on making lisa understand that lily did NOT stop after she found out th guy's real age

[Battery Bits]

“Narrative”

[maxgoldberg]

i have bought a total of 3 cars, two second hand, from my own money, which i later sold, and a brand new one in 2015 that was destroyed by hail. now i have jons old 2013 altima which has nic3 leather seats

[maxgoldberg]

i will keep the altima until it dies. by the time im lisas age we will probably have a bigger house and ill be driving a range rover

[maxgoldberg]

we might as well stay where we are tho our mortgage is 100% paid off thanks to bitcoin