Dear Cag,

[Battery Bits]

I know you've always been mad because I liked lisa and not you, but it wasn't because of your dagger-like chin or your monkey boobs, it was because deep down inside you were a spoiled, shallow, disgusting person, but I forgive you for being a bratty little shit, I know its not your fault youre an awful snobby human being, you can't be blamed for being a repulsive lying two-faced manipulative cunt, its just who you are, and I should accept you for it. I think we got off on the wrong foot cag, lets be buds =)

Yours sincerely,
Plug Drugs

This was rather spot on