look at my fat as dick

[root ghost]

hi rootbeer, i asked debra if she would estimate your penis size as "8.1 x 7.0" (presumably inches you mean) and she said no.

what's your take on that?

I’m so mad, you’ve finally made me crack

[root ghost]

This cock doesn’t lie, it’s the truth

[؜؜؜؜؜]

Does it even stand up on its own or is it completely broken?

[Battery Bits]

I put rootbeer on ignore so I don’t have to look at his dog dick anymore

[؜؜؜؜؜]

You wrapped your mouth around that dog dong

[Battery Bits]

You wrapped your mouth around that dog dong

No I seriously did not

The guy is a turn off and I wouldn’t even do that and it’s like my favorite thing to do but not him

[Battery Bits]

Just 🤮

[PISS JUGS]

Every time I smell onions cooking mixed with the smell of the carpeted upstairs realm I occupy so commonly, I think I smell puke. But I think it's because of the time I puked up oniony indian food in my bedroom garbage can. No one can cook onions now without me thinking I'm smelling puke.

[؜؜؜؜؜]

You and lisa were girfriends of rotbear

[root ghost]

whata great thread

[؜؜؜؜؜]

Why do you keep bringing attention to your broken dick

[root ghost]

Every time I smell onions cooking mixed with the smell of the carpeted upstairs realm I occupy so commonly, I think I smell puke. But I think it's because of the time I puked up oniony indian food in my bedroom garbage can. No one can cook onions now without me thinking I'm smelling puke.

Did you clean your trash can yet?

[Kosher Mini Tacos]

post timestamp for proof and vernors can for scale

[PISS JUGS]

I rinsed it out with a hose

[PISS JUGS]

the trash can I mean

[root ghost]

Good, I was worried

i also prematurely ejaculate before im about to put my tiny rootbeer into an old woman whose pussy is so dry that it's going to suck the life out of my dick like some kind of magical mummified corpse that thrives on depriving young virginal flesh of its muscle milk

[root ghost]

Sorry to hear that. Remember the time you tried to prove my dick was an optical illusion. Lol

remember that time you rebounded from lisa by impregnating a dugong

[؜؜؜؜؜]

Remember when rootbeer bought a mail order bride from Uganda

[internutt]

remember that time you rebounded from lisa by impregnating a dugong

then rebounded by ignoring all his kids,playing with little 10 cent tree saplings and fucking, marrying and immediately divorcing an african elephant

[root ghost]

Remember

[Sunflower]

rembmer to feed your kids and pay your rent fatass

He's so proud

[Sunflower]

the only lower person than u is lisa. you belong together. fat fuck filth both of u

[maks]

the only lower person than u is lisa. you belong together. fat fuck filth both of u

I sure hope that wasn't directed at gabi

I'm very clean and pretty normal sized so even if it was it doesn't matter but in the context of the conversation I believe it was not

[maks]

I haven't threatened anyone in a while I guess I'm just looking for excuses

[root ghost]

I'm very clean and pretty normal sized so even if it was it doesn't matter but in the context of the conversation I believe it was not

Good deal

[root ghost]

got dayyum thats a thiccy