The Cag Files: All Cag Audio/Video/Pics gets posted for weeks ITT.

[maxgoldberg]

Imagine being "highly educated" as she claims to be, and having nothing to show for it other than an outdated ipad covered in grime and cat feces and bright pink dye stains, and the whole bane of existence revolves around a forum you've spent a decade on, trying to be accepted.

[Battery Bits]

Yeah except unlike you I actually spent my time get post graduate degrees instead of being a a used up second rate whore

[Bev.]

no yu dd it all on messanger so no one would see it

[maxgoldberg]

And interesting how every male she involves herself with is either a pedophile or uses heroin. Lisa is the lady you see rifling through a dumpster in a dissosicative state. "me brother bashed me on christmas." you give the pathetic creature a dollar because you feel bad, then you go and tell your middle class friends about your nice deed for the day lmao ^_

[؜؜؜؜؜]

I sometimes dig through dumpsters and find your post to be offensive

[Battery Bits]

Uh what is the retard skank talking about? Who’s a pedophile?

[؜؜؜؜؜]

Lily

[Battery Bits]

Lily

Lily is my boyfriend?

[maks]

Uh what is the retard skank talking about? Who’s a pedophile?

you called peter quinn a pedophile about 800 times

[Battery Bits]

Oh. I forget about him.

I didn’t date him, I got fucked in a dissociative state then stalked for the next 5 years.

I’ve actually had plenty of boyfriends, none were pedophiles and only two were on heroin

[maks]

I’ve actually had plenty of boyfriends, none were pedophiles and only two were on heroin

[Battery Bits]

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[Battery Bits]

I’ve actually had plenty of boyfriends, none were pedophiles and only two were on heroin

[Battery Bits]

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[Battery Bits]

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[Battery Bits]

Since my good friend Clarissa Holz who has definitely forgiven me and definitely isn't at all angry about things she did has given me permission to post these it's time for:


THE CAG FILES

First up is a phone call which I think pretty well sums up what Cag is all about.

http://www.fjs.click/phonecall1.mp3 (right click save as)


Subjects include:

• Camoron's lack of a father, job or money and when he lost his virginity.
  
• Clarissa's plans to steal money from Ed.
  
• Teknorat's evilness.
  
• Clarissa's backups of backups (of men.) (Now we know it was Jon lmao)
  
• Rare audio of Cag trying to cook food lmao stick to stripping honey.
  
• How much Cag hates Camoron.
  
• Multiple suicide threats.
  
• Mild crying.
  
• Insulting Steven Yelle.
  
• Insulting rootbeer.

[maxgoldberg]

I’ve actually had plenty of boyfriends, none were pedophiles and only two were on heroin

[Battery Bits]

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[maxgoldberg]

ahh yess bump this thread frantically im not going to stop making fun of your misery lol

[Battery Bits]

You’re the one who looks frantic

I just bumped these in between having my lunch

[root ghost]

Cag please

[Battery Bits]

The files will continue to flow after people have had a listen and discussed.


Cag Pissing.

[maxgoldberg]

Cag please

what now. i havent even done anything wrong lmfao.

[Battery Bits]

Bump

[؜؜؜؜؜]

You’re the one who looks frantic

I just bumped these in between having my lunch

Which is how many times each day? 7 or 8 maybe

[Battery Bits]

I eat like once or twice a day

I don’t do breakfast

[maxgoldberg]

lol. so lisa never actually went to work confirmed, because when i called her out on it, she bumped these threads lmao

[maxgoldberg]

stop posting on the forum when you have a job to do. try to have some disipline for once in your life. you're 45 years old for christs sake

[Battery Bits]

I went to work for an hour

Exactly like I said I was going to do

There was not much to do so I went home

You’re grasping at straws cag if you think I’m lying about my volunteering

[Battery Bits]

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