The Cag Files: All Cag Audio/Video/Pics gets posted for weeks ITT.

[Battery Bits]

I’ve got Cag’s address too

Someone gave it to me

That’s how much people like you

[maks]

wow you have the easiest address to find in forum history, you want a cookie?

please post it, i've been waiting to rape jon and this might be my chance

[maks]

I've been sending cag dead frogs coated in marzipan for months

[maxgoldberg]

lmao what is she ranting about this time? I'm makin more stew

[maxgoldberg]

I've been sending cag dead frogs coated in marzipan for months

this was mean lmao. i think im getting a big delicious bite of marizipan but oh no! its just another dead frog. fall for it every time

[maxgoldberg]

im sure the next box i get will actually be marizpan this time and not dead frogs. this is what i tell myself everytime bev lies to me too.

[maks]

dead frog and marzipan stew?

[maks]

this was mean lmao. i think im getting a big delicious bite of marizipan but oh no! its just another dead frog. fall for it every time

there is marzipan there, just eat around the dead frogs

[maxgoldberg]

sounds like a gormay meal

[maks]

they were alive when I coated them in marzipan

[maxgoldberg]

they were alive when I coated them in marzipan

[root ghost]

please post it, i've been waiting to rape jon and this might be my chance

Hahaha just kidding right?

[Battery Bits]

Since my good friend Clarissa Holz who has definitely forgiven me and definitely isn't at all angry about things she did has given me permission to post these it's time for:


THE CAG FILES

First up is a phone call which I think pretty well sums up what Cag is all about.

http://www.fjs.click/phonecall1.mp3 (right click save as)


Subjects include:

• Camoron's lack of a father, job or money and when he lost his virginity.
  
• Clarissa's plans to steal money from Ed.
  
• Teknorat's evilness.
  
• Clarissa's backups of backups (of men.) (Now we know it was Jon lmao)
  
• Rare audio of Cag trying to cook food lmao stick to stripping honey.
  
• How much Cag hates Camoron.
  
• Multiple suicide threats.
  
• Mild crying.
  
• Insulting Steven Yelle.
  
• Insulting rootbeer.

[maks]

nobody gives a shit lisa stop riding teknorat's coattails

[Battery Bits]

You obviously do

I’m not riding anyone’s coattails I told her I would bump these for as long as her every post is about me

So if you’ll excuse me I’m enjoying my bath

[maks]

nobody gives a shit about that either

[Battery Bits]

Yes you do

Revolve around me some more maks

[Battery Bits]

Bump

[root ghost]

Cag when is the only fans cumming

[Battery Bits]

She already couldn’t make it as a second rate whore

[Battery Bits]

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[Battery Bits]

Just stopping by to bump a couple of things

[Battery Bits]

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[PISS JUGS]

Is rootbeer uniting with lisa ITT?

[Pirate Steve]

Rooty must have finally finished picking tempered glass out of his ass

[maks]

rootbeer might not be the most desirable man on the planet but he can do better than a woman who blows 12 year olds

[Pirate Steve]

Rootbeer invented protein folding.
Sadly, bending your dick 180 degrees to ejaculate doesn't have the same result as modern methods of protein folding...

[Battery Bits]

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