The Cag Files: All Cag Audio/Video/Pics gets posted for weeks ITT.

[Battery Bits]

He had a heroin habit, no job, and fewer teeth than a field mouse. You sure can pick'em

He had all his teeth but ONE broken one which gave him character, he was fucking cute, you on the other hand are not and probably have false teeth, you don’t look like take care off your hygiene very well, I can only imagine what kind of moronic bushpig married you, gross

He had a job, he was a functional addict

[Pirate Steve]

He had all his teeth but ONE broken one which gave him character, he was fucking cute, you on the other hand are not and probably have false teeth, you don’t look like take care off your hygiene very well, I can only imagine what kind of moronic bushpig married you, gross

He had a job, he was a functional addict

Now he's a nonfunctional addict

[Battery Bits]

Now he's a nonfunctional addict

Obtuse slow bus

[Pirate Steve]

I can namecall like a child too

[Battery Bits]

I can namecall like a child too

Oh I’m easily more creative, less ignorant and far more mature than your cody level obese ass

[Pirate Steve]

Oh I’m easily more creative, less ignorant and far more mature than your cody level obese ass

That must be why the best you can come up with is fat and stupid
You don't like me, and that's fine, I don't want you to. I just want you gone.

[Battery Bits]

That must be why the best you can come up with is fat and stupid
You don't like me, and that's fine, I don't want you to. I just want you gone.

I’ve come up with plenty of adjectives you cody level wannabe

[Pirate Steve]

In fact from now on I will only refer to you as the welfaresausage