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[maxgoldberg]

rootbeer might not be the most desirable man on the planet but he can do better than a woman who blows 12 year olds

[Battery Bits]

Never blew any 12 year old you tard

[Battery Bits]

Bump

[Battery Bits]

Bump

[maxgoldberg]

rootbeer might not be the most desirable man on the planet but he can do better than a woman who blows 12 year olds

^_^

[maxgoldberg]

Rooty really blew it with debbie. She was a good woman.

[Battery Bits]

Rootbeer can’t get any gf

He thinks he’s owed one

All you can do is make up retard shit to try and own me

All I have to do is bump these threads because you’re literal trash

[Pirate Steve]

Rootbeer can’t get any gf

He thinks he’s owed one

All you can do is make up retard shit to try and own me

All I have to do is bump these threads because you’re literal trash

You're literally a ward of the state whose dream guy was a heroin addict.

[Battery Bits]

You're literally a ward of the state whose dream guy was a heroin addict.

Donny was hot and smart and funny and sweet

All things you’re certainly not

[Pirate Steve]

Donny was hot and smart and funny and sweet

All things you’re certainly not

He had a heroin habit, no job, and fewer teeth than a field mouse. You sure can pick'em

[Battery Bits]

He had a heroin habit, no job, and fewer teeth than a field mouse. You sure can pick'em

He had all his teeth but ONE broken one which gave him character, he was fucking cute, you on the other hand are not and probably have false teeth, you don’t look like take care off your hygiene very well, I can only imagine what kind of moronic bushpig married you, gross

He had a job, he was a functional addict

[Pirate Steve]

He had all his teeth but ONE broken one which gave him character, he was fucking cute, you on the other hand are not and probably have false teeth, you don’t look like take care off your hygiene very well, I can only imagine what kind of moronic bushpig married you, gross

He had a job, he was a functional addict

Now he's a nonfunctional addict

[Battery Bits]

Now he's a nonfunctional addict

Obtuse slow bus

[Pirate Steve]

Obese parasite

[Pirate Steve]

I can namecall like a child too

[Pirate Steve]

In fact from now on I will only refer to you as the welfaresausage

[Battery Bits]

Obese parasite

I’m chunky

You on the other hand are obese

[Battery Bits]

I can namecall like a child too

Oh I’m easily more creative, less ignorant and far more mature than your cody level obese ass

[Pirate Steve]

Oh I’m easily more creative, less ignorant and far more mature than your cody level obese ass

That must be why the best you can come up with is fat and stupid
You don't like me, and that's fine, I don't want you to. I just want you gone.

[Battery Bits]

That must be why the best you can come up with is fat and stupid
You don't like me, and that's fine, I don't want you to. I just want you gone.

I’ve come up with plenty of adjectives you cody level wannabe

[Battery Bits]

Mind you a spade is a spade so if you want to reduce it to fat and stupid that’s simply apt

[Pirate Steve]

I’ve come up with plenty of adjectives you cody level wannabe

Come up with a job instead

[Battery Bits]

Come up with a job instead

I volunteer for charity which is more admirable than taking money for pushing papers to feed my hideous snot faces

[Pirate Steve]

I volunteer for charity which is more admirable than taking money for pushing papers to feed my hideous snot faces

You work the register for 4 hours a week that's not exactly world shattering change there sausage

[Battery Bits]

You work the register for 4 hours a week that's not exactly world shattering change there sausage

Actually it’s 10-12 hours a week

[Pirate Steve]

Actually it’s 10-12 hours a week

You're still basically running a rummage sale for free not negotiating world peace

[maxgoldberg]

It must be an easy job if it can be done hammered

[Battery Bits]

You're still basically running a rummage sale for free not negotiating world peace

Still more admirable than you

[Battery Bits]

It must be an easy job if it can be done hammered

As opposed to what you do

Which is nothing

[Battery Bits]

Not that I go to work hammered

But no it isn’t brain surgery