I have to go volunteer for the charity I volunteer for for 4 hours now

[maxgoldberg]

when you only volunteer for 4 hours out of your day and still show up completely shitfaced. this has happened more than once too. you cant even do charity work right.

[Pirate Steve]

when you only volunteer for 4 hours out of your day and still show up completely shitfaced. this has happened more than once too. you cant even do charity work right.

You'd have to get me pretty drunk to be willing to stand around in a thrift store and sell soccer moms secondhand shorts

[maxgoldberg]

i bet she goes nuts rifling thru the mildewed bins of ratty clothes