Simon and Jason are playing golf at their favourite course, but on every hole, they are being held up by a two-ball of women who are always half a hole ahead.

The women are great golfers, but they are playing terribly slow.

Finally, after watching the women in the distance as they stood over their putts for what seemed like an eternity, Jason decided to do something.

"I'll walk ahead and ask them if we can play through" Jason said.

He set off down the fairway, walking towards the women. But when he got halfway, he stopped, turned around and headed back to where Simon waited.

"Can't do it" Jason said, sounding mighty embarrassed. "One of them is my wife and the other is my mistress!" "Okay" Simon said with understanding. "Then I'll go ask them".

Simon started up the fairway, only to stop halfway and turn back.

"What's wrong?" Jason asked when Simon got back. To which Simon could only reply: "Small world, isn't it!?"