A black man, Mexican man and a redneck are walking down the beach one day when they stumble upon a magical lamp.

They rub it and a Genie pops out!

"Thank you for freeing me from 1000 years inside! I will grant each of you ONE wish!"

The black man goes first. "I wish all black people could be returned to Africa to live peacefully and happily with all the resources to guarantee a great life for many generations to come".

*POOF* his wish is granted.

The Mexican man goes next: "I wish all Mexican people could be returned to Mexico to live peacefully and happily with all the resources to guarantee a great life for many generations to come".

*POOF* his wish is granted.

The redneck says "Wait... so all the blacks are in Africa... and all the Mexicans are in Mexico? And I'll never see them again?"

"Yes" says the genie.

"Okay. I guess I'll have a Diet Coke".