I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said 'Nothing'. The reason I said "Nothing" instead of saying "Just thinking" is because she then would have asked "About what?" You know what nosey sods they can be! At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.
Finally, I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a bloke getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they 'know'?
Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really 'know' here is the reason for my conclusion.
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say "It might be nice to have another child". On the other hand, you never hear a bloke say "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts".