Three men are preparing to go on a sightseeing plane ride. They were just about to leave, but then they decided that they wanted some snacks for their plane ride, so they head to a local grocery store before going to the airport.
While there, the first man buys an apple. The second man buys a pear. The third man buys a bomb, thinking it was also a piece of fruit. After checking out, they went to the airport.
They got onto the very small sightseeing plane and the pilot took off. The tour was very lovely, and the men got to see all sorts of wonderful features, both manmade and natural. About halfway through the tour, the men got hungry.
The first man tried his apple. "This tastes disgusting!" he said, and threw it out the window.
The second man tries his pear. "This tastes disgusting!" he said, and threw it out the window.
The third man tries to eat his bomb. He finds he cannot bite into it, so he too threw it out the window.
The plane lands and the men decided to get a real meal.
They went to a nearby Italian restaurant, where they gorged themselves. After they ate, the second man suggested that they go for a walk to ease their stomachs. They headed over to a local park where they came across a little girl who was crying.
The first man said "Why are you crying little girl?" She responded "An apple fell out of the sky, and hit me on the head".
The men comforted her until her mother came over, then they continued on their walk. Soon they came across a little boy who was crying.
The second man asked "Why are you crying little boy?" He responded "A pear fell out of the sky, and knocked my kite into that tree".
The men helped the kid retrieve his kite, and then continued on their walk again. Then, they came across another little girl, but this one was laughing her butt off.
The third man asked her "Why are you laughing your butt off, little girl?" She responded, choking back tears "I farted, and the building behind me blew up!"