A very naive Irish farmer visits London. His first time outside the country. As soon as he arrives, he visits a pub and starts drinking. He thinks it's like home and is chatting to everyone and buying them drinks. He meets a very good-looking woman and buys her drinks all night. Soon he realises that he hasn't found a place to stay as yet. She tells him he can stay with her. When they arrive at her house, she shows him the bedroom and tells him he can sleep there and of course she joins him. They have a great night of sex. About a month later he's at home working in his field when a large car pulls up and a man carrying a briefcase approaches him. The man says "Paddy, you visited London a few weeks ago and met a woman who is actually my wife and you ended up in my house and in my bed having sex". The man produces large colour photos of them in the bed and smaller black and white images taken from a hidden camera and asks Paddy what he's going to do about it.
Paddy tells him that he had a great night and to show his appreciation he'll buy 5 of the colour photos and 4 of the black and white.