One day little johnny was playing outside and he really had to use the bathroom. At that time his grandma was getting in the shower. As she got undressed, he looked down and said "What's that?" The grandma replied "That's my beaver". Little johnny said "Okay" The next day the same thing happened except this time it was his mum. Little johnny said "Mum, I know what that is, it's a beaver". Mum said "Did grandma tell you that?" Little johnny replied "Yes but I think grandmas is dead. Her beaver's tongue is sticking out.