A police officer pulled over a man and told him because he had been wearing his seat belt, he won $1000 in their giveaway. The officer asked the man what he was going to do with the money and the man replied "Well, I'm guess I'll go to driving school and get my license". The man's wife quickly leaned over and told the officer "Officer don't listen to him. He's a smart ass when he's drunk". This woke up the guy sleeping in the backseat who, upon seeing the cop, blurted out "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car". At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice asked "Are we over the border yet?"