Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the Forrest when she sees the wolf crouched behind a tree. "I can see you, Big Bad Wolf" she shouts, and the wolf runs away. Five minutes later and there's the wolf couched behind the tree again. "I can see you, Big Bad Wolf" she shouts and the wolf again runs off. Another 5 minutes and there he is again. "I can see you, Big Bad Wolf!!" And the wolf shouts "I wish you'd fuck off! I'm trying to have a shit!"