Two hunters are out in the woods. One of them gets his penis bitten by a poisonous snake. The first hunter tries to call for help, but he has no service so he climbs up a high tree while his friend waits for him in agony at the bottom. Almost at the top, he finally gets a signal on his phone and calls for help. He explains to the operator what happened and redirects him to a medic so he can tell him what to do. The medic explains that he has to suck the venom out of the bitten area. The first hunter climbs down from the tree with a sad face. The bitten hunter asks him, while in pain "What did the doctor say?" Then the first hunter replied "He said you are going to die!"