Fred and Jim were in the middle of a game of golf when Fred pulled out a 12-inch Bic lighter to spark up a cigarette. "Wow, where did you get such a large Bic?" asked Jim. "Oh, I've got this old genie in my golf bag" said Fred. "If you want, I'll get him out and he'll grant you a wish - but only one, so make sure you get it right". A wizened genie appeared and Fred said "I want a million bucks!" The genie nodded, disappeared and the sky immediately darkened. Looking up, Jim saw an enormous flock of ducks blotting out the sky. Pissed off, he turned to Fred and said "I said a million BUCKS, not a million ducks!" "Hey, do you really think I asked for a 12-inch Bic?" Fred replied.