One day a man called the church office and said "Can I speak to the head hog at the trough?" The secretary thought she heard what he said, but said "I'm sorry, who?

The caller repeated "Can I speak to the head hog at the trough?" She said "Well, if you mean the preacher, then you may refer to him as 'Father,' or 'Brother,' but I prefer that you not refer to him as the 'head hog at the trough'!"

To this, the man replied "Well, I was planning on giving $100,000 in my will to the church building fund..." To this, the secretary quickly responded "Hang on, I think the big fat pig just walked in!"