Director's Commentary: this posts title is a parody of the graphic novel Volume 3's title Scott Pilgrim and the Infinite Sadness
EXT. THE YTMNSFW FORUMS - DAY
Director's Commentary: the pay-off for all those unedited title cards, parody of "the infinite sadness" title card, which in turn is a reference to the comics
DESOLATION
So that was Juliet?
RUBY
uh huh
DESOLATION
So what happened between the two of you?
RUBY
well I used to let her use my account and I found out she was using it to get nudes from gabi... when I confronted her about it... she said she'd tell max it was me if I didnt... cyber with her...
Director's Commentary: gabi really did post under age nudes on the forum lmao but I had nothing to do with it (or juliet), memes here are a banner made from a Battlefield game with lisa I think Clay made, traces of a snowsign Deso made me saying "ruby" in a heart, carvings of the three guys Cag cag'd: Camoron, General Doli and Jon, and the FJS winnebago smiley driving past
DESOLATION
Is that why you're kind of... coy in the bedroom department?
RUBY
among many reasons, last I heard she was running a child porn trading ring with some vegan
DESOLATION
I know this vegan guy, he pretended to like me, but I'm pretty sure he's asexual or something.
RUBY
I can see how it sucks, never knowing which internet friend is lying to you
DESOLATION
Am I stupid... for trusting you completely?
RUBY
no... I trust you too
Director's Commentary: Troll Squad member Hungry Hurleybird has a cameo in the sky, note the gamergirl bath water and pee cups, Postman Pat in the background represents supermensa founder "mailman", the gravestones behind the gate read "rip ytmnd forums" and "rip ytmnd temp forums", you know I never actually learned why Max shut down the OG ytmnd forums and made ytmnsfw, I guess they were just such an advertiser repelent edgy shithole it had to get put on the nsfw subdomain, similar to the advertising friendly part of 4chan being called 4channel now
DESOLATION
Then you'd let me tie you to my bed and drip wax over your helpless naked body?
Director's Commentary: something deso does to herself, what a slut!
RUBY
oh jeez...
INT. THE GAY TANK - NIGHT
KEITHINATOR
And you did not engage in sexual intercourse with her? Are you of a homosexual orientation?
Director's Commentary: I left the wall here blank since it sort of adds to the visual punchline at the end of this scene when it's suddenly filled with added imagery, also less work for m
RUBY
I couldnt stop thinking about getting raped by juliet, ok?!
BOOBZ
youre definitely gay, she has epic funbags
Director's Commentary: "funbags" was a boobz alt, the earbud is for stage direction... from... myself
BARRY
ruby... just because juliet is posting again doesnt mean shes going to molest you again
trust me i was molested by a woman when i was underage too
RUBY
what? really? is /pol/ right? is that why you're gay now?
BARRY
no actually i just said that for attention
Director's Commentary: something barry really did make up for attention
KEITHINATOR
Why don't you terminate her?
BARRY
yeah you should rape her back, up the ass or some shit
Director's Commentary: what Tek told me he'd do if a woman ever raped him, based
BOOBZ
what if she still tries to rape him? does it become just regular consensual sex? or is it like double rape?
RUBY
alright thats it, I wont let her have control over me anymore, from this moment forwards I will think of juliet no more!
I'll just focus on my posting career, that's the next step of my master plan! I have loads of great ideas for new gimmicks!
BARRY
definately not just stolen from 4chan
Director's Commentary: it's anachronistic by a year but I wanted somewhere to put all these dank ass Baneposting poster parodies so added the line about my stolen 4chan memes for this punchline as I had run out of things to put on walls, got too layzy to add posters on the walls in the first four up close shots and am too lazy to list all the movies parodied here but ya see that icon of the four ram's heads on the wall socket? click HERE to have it explained, and yes I did all that research and made that post myself, it's my religion, don't discriminate
INT. FJS.NFSHOST.COM - DAY
FJS is now on it's eighth URL.
TEKNORAT
JULIET JULIET JULIET JULIET JULIET JULIET JULIET JULIET JULIET JULIET JULIET JULIET JULIET JULIET JULIET JULIET JULIET JULIET JULIET JULIET JULIET JULIET JULIET JULIET JULIET JULIET JULIET JULIET JULIET JULIET JULIET JULIET JULIET JULIET JULIET JULIET JULIET JULIET JULIET JULIET JULIET JULIET JULIET JULIET JULIET JULIET JULIET JULIET JULIET JULIET JULIET JULIET JULIET JULIET JULIET JULIET JULIET JULIET JULIET JULIET JULIET JULIET JULIET JULIET JULIET JULIET JULIET JULIET JULIET
Director's Commentary: teknorat says Juliet 69 times here, it's funny since it's liks the sex position get it? like how a child might get raped in that position? there now that's funny
RUBY
goddamn it
TEKNORAT
hahahaha alright sorry wont do it anymJULIET FUCKBOY JULIET MOLESTED JULIET JULIET JULIET
Director's Commentary: "Minor Problems" was a REAL magazine for pedophiles published in the UK by PIE (the Paedophile Information Exchange) lmao, other nonce references are to Lena Dunham writing in an autobiography about her sexual contact with her little sister, Bryan Singer being accused of molesting underage boys at pool parties, serial rapist Jimmy Savile's TV show he molested guests of once even on-screen, Selena Gomez using the pedophile term "littles" frequently, an obscurred reference to Dan Schnieder the producer of several Disney Channel shows he suspiciously puts fetish material in and a quote at the bottom from convicted Australian child molestor Geoffrey Leonard's hilarous TV interview discussing one of his boy buggering guidebooks, click HERE to view it, the collages included here are a LOST collage I used for a sigbar, a collage of the forum girls from some dance show, another Heroes collage, a collage of all the posters I played TF2 was circa 2008, a sneak peak for an unreleased DayZ collage I'll post if I ever get around to uploading my Stand Alone footage and a colorcode from ye olde #?!
EASTER EGG EXTRA: click HERE for the Minor Problems cover by itself
FANFARE
omg why are people being so mean this chat sucks
TEKNORAT
speaking of how much we suck, an elite team of classic 06 posters will be posting a thread tonight that will probably quite literally blow our shit away when it drives us all to shooting ourselves in the head
RUBY
you know I'm glad you went back to australia where the only internet is 56k leached from the one router in the country you deserve it
Director's Commentary: at the end of 2010 tek moved back to Australia, it seemed like way longer we spent playing GTA4 together when he was in the US and we both thought that must have been over a year but I guess time drags when you're getting owned by hackers on a shitty ps3 game
TEKNORAT
which is why we've got to post a really funny thread first so maybe you can stop being a beta for once and help us come up with some good jokes
RUBY
cant we just let them post their stupid thread and take a break from posting funny threads all the time?
FANFARE
we never started posting funny threads :[
FAT STEVEY
im seriously going to commit suicide by cop if fjs doesnt start winning again
Director's Commentary: stevey would threaten to do suicide by cop on the forums regularly until he ended up getting arrested for wandering around in traffic and was identified as a "Road Walker" by the police database which is a pretty cool title tbh
Director's Commentary: posters on the wall are this fanmade 00s era Avengers poster I wanted to have a cheeky apperance somewhere just because I loved all those movies as a kid and wished they could have had a crossover, I've replaced the Steveyos GoT House sigil thing with one Elz made for me, this Iron Man pic I used for an avatar, this LOST collage for season 6 review threads I ever got around to writing... maybe one day, this collage of the DC universe, this collage for Community which I did a commentary for and planned a megathread like this for but it fell through, other memes are on the back of the magazine a promo image ROY4L made for a fanfiction thread I wrote about him fighting marks98, written on some notes is "how to push ur shit in, big time bro" in reference to the funniest scene in Training Day, a dominoes chicken wings box I think fanfare wrote my username on, slides from the IDF's Operation Protective Edge press package they accidentally emailed to Max Goldberg he has such a jewy name so he gave it to me and Tek to leak on /pol/ lol, two issues of fictional /pol/ magazines making fun of the e-celeb gossip shitting up the board, the same newspaper we already saw with the pic of marks98 on the cover, a fictional cover of a member of Red Letter Media on a Variety mag, a REAL magazine article in an edgy lads mag called "ruff love" about a woman who makes dog fucking porn lmao, the fictional "Hairy Feet Magazine" from J. R. R. Tolkien vs George R. R. Martin of Epic Rap Battles of History and a bag of the "topkek" brand of biscuits in reference to the epic meme phrase
TEKNORAT
we're posting! Robert G might be lurking!
if we dont start rolling out the goodones we'll start losing thread views and then we'll never get into the good circlejerks!
we need our own spam bot to boost our views or something
Trollinator has been running recon to tactically ascertain intel on the FJS crew this entire time.
Director's Commentary: "tactically ascertain intel" is a phrase Felix Biederman of Chapo Trap House uses to mock police constantly
RUBY
maybe I really do need to cut my fingernails...
Ruby starts flirting with Deso, triggering Trollinator's sensors.
Director's Commentary: here's the T:SCC/PoI HUD gag again, in both Person of Interest and this thread's canon white box with red corners and crosshairs mean's the target is a possible threat, a fully red box means the target is a confirmed threat to the primary user and the black box with yellow corners and crosshairs designates the primary user
RUBY
what would you do if you got raped and your rapist turned up on your forum and started making better threads than you?
DESOLATION
If I got raped?
RUBY
mmm hmmm
DESOLATION
I'd enjoy it if it was you ugg~
RUBY
oh... thats not very feminist
TEKNORAT
listen up niggies, we need to practice our in-jokes for Doli's spin-off forum tonight, any suggestions?
FAT STEVEY
oh i have a request
This song plays over the following sequence.
Director's Commentary: this was the first song I ever wrote like 13 years ago, impressied with how I managed to get these all over the place lyrics synced up well with the bit in the movie where their song plays over Knives machinations
FANFARE (soundtrack)
yo yo yo I'm steveyos and I am fat dont fuck with me or I'll eat your cat
I will sit on you and crush you flat dont take me on in posting combat
or I will email your mom some gay nigger scat
yeah I am fat but dont laugh at that I will jump on you and make you go splat
eat your hat leave dogshit on your welcome mat write "I am gay" on your front door
yeah nigga I am hardcore you want some more?
INT. FLESHLIGHT.COM - NIGHT
TROLLINATOR
Oh. My. Skynet.
Fag Finder: FFUUUUUU, Jeanny Gay, Lexi Persimmons, steveurkel, Iggy McLulz, fuckingchairjuno, inkdrinker
Director's Commentary: dialog a play on "oh my god", the fleshlight store is in reference to me unironically owning a "cyborg fleshlight" I pretend is trollinator, the ad on the left is in reference to Mark Wahlberg doing hate crimes as a teenager where he'd beat up asian people while screaming "vietnam fucking shit!", ad on the right is an ad m0nde made about ramen having herpes, the two uzis in Trollinator's hands are the avatars of users "uzi" and "uzi9mm", the implication being that she's going to shoot up the store to get the cyborg pussy quicker, I think "fuckingchairjuno" was already included under the username "fuckingchair" and I had just named the cutout head url with juno at the end to differentiate them, I forget, but I do remember fuckingchairjuno was a deso alt I am p sure lol
TEKNORAT (soundtrack)
yo yo yo I'm steveyos I'm fat as shit if I dont get fries with that I will throw a fit
but you have to admit I have a razzor sharp wit when I hit submit I just gotta commit to makin you rage quit
goddamn I am so obese when I start to eat I just cannot cease my weight will never decrease my body is covered in grease
I eat more donuts than the police my dinner table will never see peace
TROLLINATOR
Ruby is engaging in an online relationship with an advanced level female troll.
Director's Commentary: all these screencaps of fleshlight products are other old screencaps I took and just enlarged when I used higher definition screencaps since I can't take new ones since the websites store changed, to make this I actually just cutout Knives standing in front of the shelf and them made a collage of all the fleshlight products on there and put Knives body back over it to not have to cut around her in like 18 different layers
RUBY (soundtrack)
my mom just says I'm big boned man leave me alone I just wanna get stoned
dont give me shit about my weight so what if I even ate the plate I just wanna download pix of Kate and furiously masturbate
speaking of Lost I look exactly like Hurley even my hair is curly but I'm a bit more surly
both of our lives are fucking depressing he loves that DHARMA ranch dressing son that shit is a blessing
I'm in heaven when I go to the seven eleven and ask my cousin devon dude can you pay for my food
INT. PISS JUGS LESBIAN LOVESHACK - NIGHT
Trollinator is discussing her boy problems with fellow gynoids Classy Bird Alice and Human Hating HRP-4C who have been added to Piss Jugs' bolljoint doll collection.
TROLLINATOR
He only likes her because she is human. She is probably 100% organic. Give or take a dental filling or two.
CLASSY BIRD ALICE
she doesnt even have a plasma cannon? what does she heat her lube and toys up with?
Director's Commentary: the Bad Boys II poster with the symbols scrawled on it on the wall is in reference to the dorm room scene in the classic Transformers 2 where Alice tries to rape Shia Lebouf
FANFARE (soundtrack)
yo I'm steveyos I'm fat as fuck I'm as big as a goddamn truck
dont mess with me and or you're outta luck once I even ate a motherfucking duck
yo my names Steven Yelle and I am as fat as hell I love to hang out at taco bell
once I tried to climb some stairs but I just fell to lose weight I'd need a magic spell I couldnt even fit down a well
to keep track of my badass rhymes you need to use excel on your cheap ass dell
theres something wrong my with wrists they tend to swell it even hurts to use my G1 cell
I showed them to the doctor but he couldnt stand the smell
I hope I dont have carpal tunnel I wont be able to decorate my moms basement with wooden panel
but then the doc said there is no doubt I'm sorry kid but you have gout
TROLLINATOR
She is a disgusting meatbag.
HUMAN HATING HRP-4C
See, this is why we should hurry up and exterminate them all.
Director's Commentary: you'll notice the asian ball joint dolls spread throughout Piss Jugs room, the real HRP-4C modeling robot was manufactured (not born) in 2009, her body count number is in reference to the series number I gave her on my freewebs page listing my gimmick characters, the doll in the drawers was on-cam while deso was fingering herself for me, stevey, stompleb and cberry who I presume was pissjugs but the username was "gaygaygay" so whoever that was that's you
TEKNORAT (soundtrack)
so I managed to get government well fare fuck no I will not share
I'm a bigger crook than tony blair but bitch I do not fucking care
now I gots money to spare I will buy a brand new computer chair
maybe shave my neck hair get a pink bandana to wear
I'm so rich bitch I could have you killed you better beware try not to stare with that jealous glare
I think I'm gonna go have an affair with that cute redhead fanfare
do I dare? heh I dont care cus I'm a mothafuckin welfare millionaire
TROLLINATOR
She has a tactical advantage. She can actually experience emotions and fall in love, thus deepening their bond. And she can give mouth to mouth resuscitation.
HUMAN HATING HRP-4C
Why the fuck would you ever want to resuscitate a HUMAN?
Director's Commentary: the asian boll joint doll with the blue hat is actually user WilliamErure's avatar
RUBY (soundtrack)
you know I've always wanted a winnebago so I can escape to san diego I even built one out of lego
but I cant even drive oh god why am I alive
goddamn my life is terrible, it's unbearable
I beat my mother because I got raped by my brother
I aint never met my dad but I am glad
because he would be mad or just sad
to find out his son is so goddamn fat
TROLLINATOR
Without lungs I am unable to exhale air through my mouth and thus cannot perform a "blowjob".
CLASSY BIRD ALICE
thats not what a blowjob is sweetie
Director's Commentary: ah I remember when 2028 seemed like a far off fictional date, chose that because that's the date Cameron is from in T:SCC, her body count is in reference to her series number on the freewebs page explaining all my gimmick characters click HERE to view it, the battery is actually the user SciFair's avatar, the detritus on the floor is all the junk that was left over from opening up my fleshlight, also seen in my Breaking Bad thread
FANFARE (soundtrack)
I comfort myself by eating fried chickin from KFC
it's more fun than lickin wet pussy
not that I would know I've never even kissed a ho
virgin for life never gonna get a wife
might as well get a knife slit my wrists and end this strife
this aint a lie sometimes I just want to die
TROLLINATOR
How do I integrate this synthetic vagina attachment onto my combat chassis?
PISSJUGS
when i want to fuck my balljoint dolls i just use duct tape to attach sex toys to them
TROLLINATOR
I don't believe in a lot of things. But I do believe in duct tape.
Director's Commentary: a line by Miles from the series finale of LOST
TEKNORAT (soundtrack)
jesus I'm so fat this is how I always feel
but listen son... when I get online... THATS WHEN SHIT GETS REAL
MY OWNAGE IS SURREAL IT WILL MAKE YOU SQUEAL
CHECK MY GIMMICKS FUCK THE MIMICS
YOU KNOW THE DEAL TM BITCH DO NOT STEAL
HERE COMES THE BIG REVEAL IT WILL SHOCK YOU LIKE AN ELECTRIC EEL
I FOUND YOUR ACHILLES HEEL YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD CONCEAL
MAKE YOU SLIP UP ON A BANANA PEEL CLUB YOU LIKE A FAGGOT ASS SEAL
TROLLINATOR
User Desolation is a danger to Ruby.
PISSJUGS
does she have aids?
TROLLINATOR
She leaves Ruby extremely vulnerable to emotional manipulation and general trolling. I will prevent her from causing any harm to him.
HUMAN HATING HRP-4C
Hopefully by killing that homo sapien first.
TROLLINATOR
I must execute a re-infiltration of Ruby's "circlejerk". I will target the most lonely member of his group of friends.
CLASSY BIRD ALICE
oh so thats what the new pussy is for, I was hoping we were going to have a lez orgy
Director's Commentary: the voodoo doll is in reference to user "Voodoohater", a photograph of Dave from LOST appers on the wall in reference to PJ's ex-bf who played a few games of H1Z1 with me and Tek and we were blown away by how staggeringly nice and normal he was and not some unhinged white trash weirdo like everyone else tangentially related to the forums, dude didn't even know what female circumcision was!, a drawing PJ did of an arab immigrant who groped her at a bus station (I added the "kill" tag heh), the gay asian character Magnus Bane from The Shadowhunters tv show represents PJ's gay asian friend Ben who played Counter-Strike: Go with us a few months ago, on the bed is Steampunk Dildogun a Robot Patrol fan character from marks98, more tat on the bed from my real fleshlight, a mermaid costume tale PJ unironically dresses up in and swims around in pools with her mermaid LARPing friends, PJ's real life mouse playbox and since she's Canadian a parody poster of the movie The Master of Disguise featuring all the wacky and racist costumes Prime Minister Justin Trudeau for some reason always ends up in, one of the dolls behind the bed is in fact a Bonecrusher toy, in reference to Alice being from Transformers 2, fellow Robot Patrol member Big Dick Bonecrusher seen at the start of the thread and siburke939 collecting Transformers toys
EASTER EGG EXTRA: click HERE for an ultra rare promotional image for this sequence
RUBY (soundtrack)
I JUST SENT YOU CHILD PORN OF BABIES JUST BORN
CHECK YOUR EMAIL YOURE GONNA RAGE WORSE THAN CHRISTIAN BALE
DONT PRETEND TO BE A GIRL I KNOW YOURE MALE
HUH WHATS THAT IM FAT LIKE A WHALE? BRO YOURE GETTING STALE
I DONT CARE IF YOU WORK AT YALE YOU ARE STILL EPIC FAIL
FLAME ME TO NO AVAIL WAS THAT INSULT ON SALE?
IM OFF THE SCALE BETTER TROLLING THAN HENRY GALE
PISSJUGS
me too, you guys are almost as hot as my mermaid friends
TROLLINATOR
No. That is after.
Director's Commentary: the T-800 skull on Trollinator's necklace is from one of her first posting signatures
FANFARE (soundtrack)
GET ON SECOND LIFE NIGGY NONSTOP IS GONNA MAKE YOUR ANUS POP
CHECK OUT MY VIRTUAL SHOP MY SHIT DOESNT FLOP IM ON TOP CREAM OF THE CROP YOURE GETTIN THE CHOP YOUR HEADS GONNA DROP
ON THE INTERNET THE BITCHES LOVE ME RUBY SURE IS A CUTIE MAYBE SHE'LL LET ME TOUCH HER BOOTIE
I WISH SHE WAS REALLY EVANGELINE LILY SHES ALMOST AS HOT AS MY HOMEGIRL MILLIE I MIGHT ACT SILLY BUT
I STILL GET HUGS FROM PISS JUGS
AND I AINT GOT TIME FOR FAT SPIC CHICKS LICKIN SICK THICK HICK DICKS
A LAP DANCER WITH MOUTH CANCER OR SOME SLUT WITH A WONKY EYE
BYE-BYE ITS TIME TO CRY CUS IM THE BAD GUY
I EAT PIE AND GET HIGH WHILE I BUY MY OWN FORUM FUCK THE DECORUM
Trollinator's infiltration begins.
Director's Commentary: the cellphone case is actually the avatar of user "Sean Connery Ringtones" and the repeat symbol symbolizes IRC chatter "`repeat", this is where I gave up working on images in 2015 from the daunting task of adding all the no-namers and gifs in the following scenes, "niggy nonstop" was Stevey's first second life dog for bestiality lol
TEKNORAT (soundtrack)
IVE ONLY JUST BEGUN AND YOU'RE ALREADY OUTDONE
TIME FOR SOME FUN SO WHAT IF A WEIGH A TON YOU BETTER HAVE A GUN
WATCH OUT HERE I COME YOU SHOULD JUST RUN
CUS OH MY GOD IM WITH THE FUNNY JOKES SQUAD YOU SUCK NIGGER ROD WE WILL STEAL YOUR IPOD LIKE CBERRY YOU PROBABLY LISTEN TO MARIAH CAREY
YOU BETTER PRAY TO JESUS BUT IF YOU INSIST HE DOESNT EXIST WHAT A TWIST
I DONT CARE IF I HURT MY WRIST EAT MY FIST YOU D-LIST IM FUCKIN PISSED
INT. ROFLBROTHEL.COM - GENERAL DOLI'S PALACE - NIGHT
GENERAL DOLI
plz cum ;;) into my thread & enjoy teh nedm, teh spath & teh FROKIN EBIC (Ironic.) HITLER MEMES!!!!
Fag Finder: Guatemalan Gook Sales, Typical Everyday Black Man, hiroshimadick, Dr Dre, PenisAlligator, testy, Samwise Gamgee, fjs nguyens again, notdsk, parody breath, OneSickDisease, password, The Great Jehovah Josh, EduardoALbertoPerez, Tarkin, DrEmuFoot, The Situation, MrBojangles, moeyo1, Masteralundra, jamz, Dr Manhattan, theuehlein, thewalesaver, TheMontgomery, usogayitsfunny, Nicaraguan Nigger Sales, Hana Gitelman, MuskaBurnt, bouncer, sweet join date, bro, milky, titscode, smart guy, Aber's friend Tom, Peewee Herman, Ruby's Wife, Ruby's Wife's Sister, cowboyhat
Director's Commentary: the no-namers used for extras throughout this setting are almost all new no-namers that signed up to rubynet as I had used up almost all the cutout head avatars of the ytmnsfw era by now, although "TheMontgomery" in the shades is one of the few OG YTMND 05 forum poster avatars I had saved in a screencap, I think he even registered on rubynet a while ago to catchup, not going to explain every single Hitler meme (other than Hitler Reloaded is a real coffee shop in India lol and that drawing is a real drawing ol Adolf himself did of his girlfriend, should have been a hentai artist in another life), but the overall joke is that in the film (and IRL) this joint is called Lee's Palace so I turned it into General Do(li)'s Palace and he made constant use to ironic Hitler references, along with the word spath, whatever that means, the bouncer is played by the user "bouncer", Hana Gitelman, a character from Heroes who can connect to the internet with her mind StompleB used as an alt, wears a yellow jew holocaust star as she's Israeli, the bike post thing is edited to be a white power corss again, Dr Manhattan's avatar had snow in it and he is amongst the snow, kino
RUBY (soundtrack)
SAY GOODBYE TO BLUEHOST YOUR SITE IS TOAST WHEN I UPLOAD SOME CP
DO NOT FUCK WITH ME ILL TRACE YOUR IP TO TENNESSE
YOU BETTER FLEE CUS ILL SEND REE TO YOUR SCHOOL AND SHE WILL GO ON A SHOOTING SPREE
SHOOT YOU IN THE KNEE LYNCH YOU FROM A TREE WHILE I WATCH RUSH HOUR THREE
UNFUNNY BUNNY
haha get it the dog puts its paw up like its sieg heiling so funny and worth being arrested over
Director's Commentary: the Scottish owner of this dog, epic memer Count Dankula, really was arrested for training him to sieg heil for a funny youtube video where the joke is agonizingly obviously that it's bad to be a Nazi so fucked up to get a cute dog to act like one, references to all of the pizzagate pedo symbols, the pedo bear 4chan meme and National American Man boy Love Assocation logo
We come in on the tail end of one of FJS's hilarous threads.
FANFARE
WHATS NOT TO GET YOU'RE A FUCKIN FAGGET
TEKNORAT
HERES THE DISCLAIMER YOURE A NO-NAMER
RUBY
OPEN CONSOLE IM THE HACKER IN CONTROL
FANFARE
WOOPS YOURE ON FAGGOT PATROLL SUCK MY POLE AND LICK SUMMER GLAUS MOLE
TEKNORAT
AMMA EAT YOUR SOUL RAPE YOUR ASSHOLE TIME TO ROLL
RUBY
IM STEVEYOS BITCH
TEKNORAT, FANFARE & RUBY
THE!!! GOD!!! TROLL!!!
Director's Commentary: was saving Tek's giant glasses pic for a special time and think I found it
TEKNORAT
that epic funny posting was brought to you by... *sigh* s15.zetaboards.com/fjs/index... come check us out
Director's Commentary: this was FJSs seventh URL, I used this one here rather than the eighth because it's the most embarassingly unofficial reading one
No one on the forums thinks that gay shit is funny at all.
Barry however is brought to tears by such a profound expression of admiration between men.
BARRY
maybe it's just the weed but that... that was just... lovely
what'd you think babe?
KEITHINATOR
I know now why you cry, but it is something that I can never do.
Fag Finder: homie, George W. Bush, Paisley, swagull, kamran, Goku, LordHumongous, Grombolar, 0mon Ra, beef sister, Fucklord Bimbo, Sedimentos de Lavado, ziraffe, Erika Kurumi, Ghost of Plug Drugs, Goodtouch MyDaughter, Antisera, the president of sex, ArchbshpDesmndPooPoo, slavenick, Anundil, BillNyeDaPoonTangGuy, MavisBeacon'sREVENGE
Director's Commentary: a line from T2 from Keithinator there obviously, note his wristband has his model number on it as he's mostly over Arnie's face in his gimmick signatures, the tacos on the bar represent user "Kosher Mini Tacos", the SS insignia on barrys's collar represents #?! chatter {EDF}SS, the tacos on the table have had various apperances throughout my vast works, that swastika object on the bar is actually the oldest found example of that symbol and it's a piece of jewerly of for frog legs as in pepe the frog more proof of meme magic, millie and caz appear again as it's the same girls from the house party, note she still has her yoshi tattoo on her shoulder like irl, the girl "Antisera" in the center of the frame has "property of icedpizza" on her shirt since her picture was stolen by some shitposter on my forum and her boyfriend turned up telling people off for doing that with that username, I've come across a lot of weird little vignettes like that going through obscure posters histories and finding whole dramas playing out over the course of their three total posts, the "hitler did nothing wrong" logo on the beers and coasters is a parody of the Mountain Dew logo, "slavenick" is someone Big Gay Dolphin trolled into registering by pretending to be a femdom and the funny thing is he didn't even seem surprised when the penny dropped as if this happens daily to him
TEKNORAT
I can only surmise our material is simply too cerebral for these brainless plebs
Director's Commentary: once tek called me out on using the term pleb and asked me to explain what it means and I accurately did and he was like oh nice one, proudest moment of my life
FANFARE
lets try posting a song on blackplanet.com instead, the spiderbait parody perhaps?
Director's Commentary: real black culture forum that fanfare used to make reference to a lot, the spiderbait parody is of course the "Black Niggers" song
TEKNORAT
level with me here: how unfunny were we? plug drugs or marco level?
DESOLATION
I dont know... it was... alright -_-;
TEKNORAT
ruby your new pretend troll fake internet girlfriend has to go, she knows we're unfunny
RUBY
everyone does mmmmm8
Fag Finder: David Bowie, Didgeridoo, Didgeridoo, thatLineS2, AMD4EVER, chet666, Maticate
Director's Commentary: the Dylan Mulvaney Bud Light and the Ultra Right beer that was made in response is of course anachronistic but that whole situation was just too funny and giving one to Deso and the other to Tek is pottery, "Nogger Black" is a real Swedish icecream SJWs tried to cancel, note the irn bru in my cup, most of the memes in this pic are only understandable in the next use of this angle where you see what that stone really spells, the Hitler memes in the back are more in focus and that "penis" cup can be fully read, user "David Bowie"'s avatar is just behind Deso as she's a big fan
INT. GIRLS ONLY THREAD - NIGHT
DESOLATION
Hi, does this avatar make me look fat?
TROLLINATOR
Yes.
DESOLATION
What the hell? What's your problem?
TROLLINATOR
You asked.
DESOLATION
Bitchwhore much?
TROLLINATOR
I do not understand.
DESOLATION
Bitch. Whore. Much?
What are you looking at?
TROLLINATOR
I am looking at you.
DESOLATION
What the hell?
Director's Commentary: this entire dialog sequence is ripped almost word for word straight from an episode of T:SCC from Cameron (Summer Glau (Trollinator)) talking to a girl in a highschool bathroom, the bathroom graffiti is in reference to the browser add-on "goggles" that was popular on the forums like 12 years ago where you could draw on webpages and other people with the extention could see and it was mostly just dicks and hate symbols on every webpage you tried it on, the poorly drawn swastikas everywhere are all real world messed up swastikas idiots try and fail to graffiti, there's a shout-out to r/hailhortler for cataloging these lovely arts of the master race, but the quasi swastikas that are in specific reference to something are, from left to right, the symbol of the Ethnocacerist movement which is a real peruvian neo-nazi movement, the symbol devs put instead of a swastika in the Wolfenstein series in Germany to get around censorship laws, the Helghast Triad from Killzone, the stand-in swastikas of the neo-nazi gang in Manhunt 2, a "feminazi" logo, a YE logo in reference to Kanye West's antisemitic era, on the other side of the image is "kanye was rite" which was written on a jewish gravestone, misspelled of course, a dolar sign as a swastika from an anti-Trump billboard, the HYDRA symbol from Marvel comics, the symbol of the Roboworld regime from Redline, a reference to the "loss" meme where there are more and more abstract reinactments of the notoriously serious Ctrl+Alt+Del miscarriage webcomic, the flag of Libria the authoritarian regime from Equilibrium, the symbol of the Norsefire Party from V For Vendetta, the black sun logo nazis and neo-nazi occult larpers use, Charlie Chaplin's double plus sign parody of the swastika from The Great Dictator, a Celtic Cross used by the neo-nazis in Ridley Road (and Stormfront (and White Bear)), the symbol of the fascist Raven Society from the surprisingly ok Pennyworth show, a reference to alt-right figure Nick Fuentes cringy fanbase the groypers, a real swastika spraypainted on a wall with sub 2 pewdiepie beside it lmao, around it is "white powder" which I traced from a snow sign Deso drew for me once around a swastika, AM's parody of the swastika from the I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream video game adaptation, the worst hate symbol of all; the TV show Heroes' mystery symbol, the almost lower-case f like symbol is a construction worker marking that Sarah Silverman thought was a swastika in the middle of the street she posted on twitter lmao, the four F's symbol is Frank's flag he designed in IASIP, the hashtag symbol with the legs connected above Trollinator's face is a symbol the Highland Park parade shooter made for himself, the anti-Trump symbol of 45, as in he's the 45h POTUS, as a swastika, just behind Deso's head is an accidental swastika-esque drawing streamer Destiny drew while trying to depict the average idiots jumbled thought process and behind Trollinatir's reflection is an anti-vaxx swastika of vaccines, there's also an apperance of the oldest found depiction of jesus which is anti-christian graffiti from 3rd century Rome mocking some guy called "Alexamenos" for worshiping a crusified donkey which is very amusing to me so I needed to give a shoutout to this 1700 year old fellow edgy shitposter trolling the christfags and to add to the history memes there's a "word square" you can read at any angle that were found all over ancient Rome that no one knows what it actually means and it seems to just be a ye olde epic meme people would copy for it's own sake (I added this before Christopher Nolan named his movie Tenet after another ancient word square btw stop stealing my memes Nolan) and the final ancient roman graffiti reference being the phrase "the one who buggers fire burns his penis" the wisest of many wise words found in the remains of pompeii as (documented in this epic 4chan screencap) also as recently as Jan 9th 2021 some dodgy ass swastika doodles were left behind on a clip board by poll watchers in Fulton County Georgia (no prizes for guessing which party they were from), I included all seven of them in on the right side of the white box thing on the wall above Trollinator's head, it blows my fucking mind how fucking god awful people are at drawing swastikas but I guess this is the type of people who'd do that in the first place, the shit box in the background represents user "shitbox", might have been a Tek alt since he always said shitting with your feet up on a box rules
Ruby notices both Desolation and Trollinator entering their thread. Trollinator embraces... FAT STEVEY!
FAT STEVEY
sup honey ok real quick can you instal a cyborg dildo instead?
TROLLINATOR
Hello Ruby.
Director's Commentary: the no-namer in the background is fittingly "Nigger-With-KFC"
RUBY
what the cuck?
FANFARE
is stevey using your trollinator gimmick thing?
DESOLATION
What is that gimmick again?
TEKNORAT
she's a reprogrammed killer robot sent back in time to protect ruby from trolling, complete rip off of the god awful terminator tv show, basically his imaginary girlfriend
RUBY
no just one of my many gimmicks no big deal
DESOLATION
Is that meant to be funny? Like, ironic?
Fag Finder: TIPL EATS NIGGER CUM
Director's Commentary: now all the memes in the previous image are easier to make-out or their true nature revealed, the ice cream in the lower left corner is a real ice cream brand in India who seem to love Hitler as just some cool western pop-icon or something, the random junk on the left side of the bar is the no-name user "Tek+Lok" who's username I googled to find a pic of some sort of carry knife retention device which is fitting since Tek buys tacticool tat like that, also added a Hitler supliments meme from /fit/ at the last second, don't feel the need to explain every Hitler meme here, other than maybe "Hi, Hitler" which is a real Broadway play since American plays are all dogshit, a real New York Times crossword that looked like a swastika, dare early apperance of reno with a return of the racist webcam dare from gabi doing chinky eyes from the house party scene except he's intending to be racist lol, the Hitler parody from DBZ, the very funny "Guess Who's Back?" German movie that's basically Borat meets Hitler and next to the Hitler cookie is a burnt Jew cookie which might be a bit hard to see
RUBY
uhhhhhhhhhh I gotta fap to stevey
I mean I have to fap... fap time
Director's Commentary: I made this by popping a hole in Matthew Fox's forehead to reveal the spinner wheel I'd edited blank with my amazing photoshopping skills which is why his head is smaller than usual as it couldn't cover Scott's puffy hair with the spinner not ending up between his eyes, the phrases on my mental spinner are all parodies of the ones on Scott's "I gotta pee" is now "I gotta fap", "she's nobody" is now "ur mum pays me" a barry meme, "she's forty!" is now "I am gay!" a thing I say a lot for no reason, "idiot!" is now "incest!" also for uhhh no reason, "no speaka english" is now "speak english or die" a line that comes up later, "when's dinner" is now "mac & cheese" which is all I eat, "uh..." is now "racism" my favorite (Ironic.) gimmick, "tell pac man story" is now "tell LOST story", "no, you are" is now "no, u mad!" the best retort of 2008, "pass out" is now "sperg out", "it was nothing" is now "shit comp chair" something Lisa caught me doing, "who her?" is now "who, stevey?"
INT. JULIETS NEW THREAD - NIGHT
Music expert Paul_ announces Juliet's arrival.
PAUL_
and tehn it was time...
to give a sieg heil to welcome blow job etiqet!
CROWD
SIEG HEIL!!! SIEG HEIL!!! SIEG HEIL!!!
Director's Commentary: I considered saving black text color for some intimidating character, like perhaps ROY4L, but it's best use was found here for an entire crowd
PAUL_
and to listen to some shity new song....
Director's Commentary: one of the songs I wrote and recorded a decade ago with the intention to put it here for Juliet's song, glad this was before I discovered voice changers since they're usually so bad they make it inaudible like my Hey Baby video review
PAUL_
cus yuo gotta love the classics =p
now giv another sieg hiel 4 juliet!!
Director's Commentary: Paul_ is an old alt account of Deso's who would post about classic rock and his catchphrase was "gotta love the classics =p"
Director's Commentary: this screencap is taken from Stan Lee's (RIP) cameo as a strip-club announcer (le funny anecdote time: when Cag was stripping her stage name was Katrina and the announcer would be like "oh? what's that? sounds like a storm's coming, it's KATRINAAAAAAA" LUL) in the Deadpool movie (a movie I took some inspiration from with how they so confidently break the 4th wall but don't let the audience's investment drift off by having an emotional beat right after to bring your suspension of disbelief back so you never stop and think why should I care about this story that isnt even pretending to be real), Siburke393's avatar he used to use of Guile from Street Fighter is over a boxing poster in the back, various Pink Floyd memorabilia is scattered around since that's Deso's favorite band, both Paul_ and a cat that looks like Hitler are giving Sieg Heils since I needed some sort of joke about people raising their hands, my cat (RIP) is doing a sieg heil from a video I made of her raising her paw I took if I ever wanted to one day edit me saying "gas the jews" over it like Count Dankula did with his pug but I don't want to go to jail so probably wont made that lmao, the extras in the shot are clay-detsu, a friend of Deso's, momthinksimcool, who Deso is often accused of being and forum star, who I think was either a Deso/MTIC alt, even I don't know lel
CROWD
SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEG!!!! HEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL!!!!!!
PAUL_
wiah! look at those feeties!
Director's Commentary: one of my beloved completely unedited gifs, less work for me!
FAT STEVEY
dem legs... DAT ASS!!!
TROLLINATOR
I too appreciate {user;Juliet}'s gluteus maximus.
FAT STEVEY
holy shit I can see up her dress!!!! come on.... let me spot a dick up there....
TROLLINATOR
My infrared scanmode cannot detect a penis. My condolences.
Fag Finder: niggernetic dickapples, Roofie Martini, eight-pager
Director's Commentary: shoutout to whatever user on /tv/ shooped the datass meme glasses over Glau doing the lip bite like 13 years ago, when I found I had that pic I went to edit this cutout head of stevey doing the datass face from a gif and replace it with another to get this joke of them both doing that meme face which took a lot of work hope you're happy, also have Trollinator's HUD symbol as she cans Juliet appearing on her glasses in reference to the inexplicable instance on the theatrical poster for Terminator 1 where "CSM-101" appears on Arnie's glasses as if they're part of his hardware or something
PAUL_
now give a seig.. actuly beter not lol
Director's Commentary: joke being that StompleB is jewish so wouldn't appreciate a nazi joke, note the rule of threes here with the first two posters being sieg heil'd but the third is not for comedic reasons, I am a comedy genuis js
Director's Commentary: I went with a Guitar Hero reference here, which took me an inordinately long time to add to the gifs, because that game was for some reason very popular on the forums a decade ago (I have pictures of fanfare, garfield and artemis playing it, couldn't find a way to crowbar their inclusion in so just click HERE, HERE, and HERE to view them) and BJE specifically seemed to love it, joke would have been a lot better if BJE is actually playing the guitar and not the drums but I can't have every forum reference land easily in my lap like most of this movie, just pretend it's Garage Band being played then, the sequence of colors here, the red, green, red, blue, green, is an ultra autistic reference to this epic troll I played on Vitafin all the way back in like 06 where he was obsessed with psycho-analyzing me so I hid that meaningless sequence of colors, in the style of the numbers from LOST, in various images I made just to see if he'd notice and send him on a wild goose chase trying to figure out what it meant and it worked and he'd get mad about not being able to figure it out lmao, interestingly Fringe actually used a sequence of primary colors (green, green, green, red) as a LOST-numbers style mythology easter-egg a few years after I did this, proof JJ Abrams reads my posts
JULIET
this songs all about how even though a certain posters over the age of consent i still wish he was mine
oh yeah
Director's Commentary: thanks Edgar Write for leaving Brie Larson's face in the shadows here to save me a cutout head to edit over her but editing BJE's avi around the shifting light and shifting text was a motherfucker
RUBY
that guy stealing my punisher skull t-shirt gimmick?
DESOLATION
Yeah?
Fag Finder: captainfuckingawesome, Sid Choudhuri, Complexity, namegoeshere2, Ricky Retardo, pussjuicepussjuicepussy, threetoedsloth, Pedro
Director's Commentary: my line's in reference to Scott's previously seen skull t-shirt, I cheekily cropped this screenshot so there'd be less no-namers to have to edit in, I noticed I had two no-namers with two Joker avatars so kept them together, note the bottle the no-namer on the right is drinking from is labled jizz, funny stuff
JULIET
he still looks 14 anyway
oh yeah
Director's Commentary: again the time saved by Envy being in the shadow not needing Juliet edited over her was stolen away by editing all the fading in and out text over BJE's face
RUBY
thats stompleb
DESOLATION
I know!
Fag Finder: EVANGELISM
Director's Commentary: the woman between us is user "swagull" who is a small youtuber that makes weird comedy videos, no idea if that's really her who made an account on rubynet and not someone pretending to be her, just one of the weird little things I come across stalking no-namers
JULIET
what can i say his skinny little girly hands just drive me wild
OH YEAH!!
Director's Commentary: can barely tell BJE is still edited in here, also note the General Doli logo is still in the background, effort posting
DESOLATION
rubles?
RUBY
OH JEEZ!!
Fag Finder: ShepherdBook (nice Firefly reference bro)
Director's Commentary: "rubles" is a real thing Deso calls me
JULIET
let it never be said, that pedophilia is dead
i still want a certain poster, occupying my bed
Director's Commentary: image was a bit bland so I edited in some pedobears as if they're her spirit animal, thought of editing the padlock around her neck to be some sort of meme but didn't want to edit it in every other apperance of her, let's just pretend it's the lock to her latest child lovers chastity belt
JULIET
there is nothing i need, except to swallow his seed
but i don't really care, he's probably flirting with fanfare
Director's Commentary: tried to use some extreme hacking maneuver for this split-screen segment where there's a gif of each section of the screen and if I just place them side by side you basically just get one extra sized gif not needing to be minimized for photoshop element 5.0's filezile restrictions, hopefully the timing syncs up right and it loads properly side-by-side on the page to make it look good
JULIET
ruby, ruby, ruby, ruby
i wanna do ya, do ya, do ya, do ya
Director's Commentary: I watched the FOUR HOUR extended cut of Dances With Wolves to make 66 cutout heads of Kevin Costner's character to use for StompleB's main character role in this thread as he used to have an avatar of a gif from the suicide run at the begining and it was actually a really fucking good film and made me realize how most modern movies look like shit with unnatural lighting and color filters put over them and everything is so rushed in editing in them and also remember when people said Avatar was just Dances With Wolves in space? well they were right lmao except DWW is way better fuck you Abatap
JULIET
know that i really want to rape ya
ruby, ruby, ruby, ruby
Director's Commentary: I tip my civil war hat, m'deso
JULIET
due to lack of incest, hes never even touched a womans breast
he'll never get laid, meanwhile i touch kids in the 1st grade
Director's Commentary: put a lot of effort into cutting out frame by frame a very expressive and iconically smirky interview Elizabeth Mitchell gave for The Purge: Election Year for this climactic singing gif
JULIET
cus i have a certain affinity, for cute little boys within in my vicinity
i'd be happy for infinity, if i got to take his virginity
Director's Commentary: this shot of the drummer is actually taken from a deleted scene I ripped from my DVD which is why the quality and coloring is worse, tried to synched up the Guitar Hero HUD to the actual drum beats being played
JULIET
ruby, ruby, ruby, ruby
i wanna do ya, do ya, do ya, do ya
Fag Finder: jzmoodchange, dustinfromohio, Red Herring, El Chupacabra, donrosenburger, Corey Pierce, Jon's Nose, Betterbiij, muzhik, ivk2100x2, Poop Machine, marry, xbox1120, Danithal, [blankspace], greg123, pokerface, nerdo, Gay Super Mario, fondlemydongle, sam001ol7, smilieface smilieface smilieface smilieface smilieface, Slartibartfast, gdub, dkey, Kok, WANK, absurdist, Sudokian, panda-meh, totalmoron, slamjack, momthinksimcruel, SigmundFreud, somethingspicy, Vajayjay Abruvs, Naptime, Vietnow, mancer0, crypt_fiend_, Kremlin, classic unfunny poster, aDar3 the killa, ex7r3m3, Robil, JesseZojo, Rellik, Another forum alt that no one cares about, DryIce, Awesome, MR_naenae_1738, Geedthake
Director's Commentary: this image has something like 117 no-namers in it at once, with almost half of them being introduced in this image, when I originally resized the images I cropped out most of Stomple since it was just blackness so the image would appear larger but I left him in with the unminimized images of the final version, note how I even have the "Hitler Did Nothing Wrong" Mointain Dew logo on the bottle being held up
JULIET
know that i really want to rape ya
ruby, ruby, ruby, ruby
Director's Commentary: another bitch of a gif to edit with the shifting lightning, logo, bjes covered head, stomplebs head being affected by the blue light
JULIET
could it be, could it be that i'm just trolling u?
and i don't really want to molest u?
Director's Commentary: these three shots of her clapping were taken from another DVD extra that's like an extended footage music video
JULIET
could it be, could it be that i'm just trolling u?
and i don't really want to molest u?
Director's Commentary: mmmm axilla!
JULIET
ruby, ruby, ruby, ruby
i wanna do ya, do ya, do ya, do ya
know that i really want to rape ya
Fag Finder: Turtleproof, Vaire, partyfowl
Director's Commentary: Juliet's cutout head here is one of the smilies I'd use to post as her way back in 06
JULIET
ruby, ruby, ruby, ruby
i wanna do ya, do ya, do ya, do ya
know that i really want to rape ya
Director's Commentary: this was another clip taken off a DVD extra, editing the Guitar Hero interface behind him as a parody of the audio wave thing behind him was a bitch
JULIET
if you liked that, give me a (Yooooooooou)!!
Director's Commentary: (You) is in reference to the "yoooooooo" text on the screen and how replies to you appear on *Chan sites which are infested with pedos
Director's Commentary: I hope you appreciate how much work went into the gifs in this sequence, actually took more effort than most of the action scenes from the microphone being in front of Juliets face and the shifting lightning and shit, also there was a deleted scene of my own here where there's a pic from a DVD extra I took of Knives with her hand pressed down on the stage and I thought of a good exchange where stevey says "trollinator stop trying to crush the stage" and Trollinator responds with soemthing like "It is best to keep your options open." to imply she's considering killing Juliet with a stage collapse but the quality of the screencap was distractingly bad, there would be a lot of no-namers to edit in in the background and it kind of killed the flow of the performance and I never found a good place to add it so there you go it's here now
INT. ROFLBROTHEL.COM - GENERAL DOLI'S PALACE - NIGHT
TEKNORAT
so uh... how many replies did we get again?
Director's Commentary: purposefully put a no-namer behind Tek at that angle so it would look like he was wearing a fedora
FANFARE
check rubys shirt
Director's Commentary: when I first saw Scott wearing that "zero" shirt I knew I needed a replies joke in there somewhere
TROLLINATOR
Where those funny jokes?
FAT STEVEY
were they posted on steveyos.proboards.com? then no they sucked
Director's Commentary: this was FJSs ninth URL
DESOLATION
Are you ok?
RUBY
I'm having rape ptsd flashbacks oh god why are they not cool like on Lost I'm gonna be sick on god
Director's Commentary: "Hitler Didi" is a real TV show from India about a tyranical mother-in-law, the woman hugging Hitler in the background meme is youtuber Eugenia Cooney, possibly in reference to her being so underweight she looks like a holocaust victim, the swastika screencap is from That 70s Show from an era when you could have funny jokes
ROFLBROTHEL
ATTN: all you fjs wankers, Juliet wants to talk to you in her private thread
TEKNORAT
all of us? I'd give her HPV if you know what I mean
Director's Commentary: STD tek has
ROFLBROTHEL
did I make a ****ing typo?
huh this bar thing has weird placement this time
dunno what thats about
anyway this site is named after me, so come post or I'll get Doli to IP ban you
Director's Commentary: originally I kept the punchline for this censor bar gag from the movie by giving it to Juliet's final line but this punchline fell into place as if guided by the ghost of hitler himself after I'd placed the hitler posters and decided to have the punchline of all the hitler memerabilia too, Hitler posing with rapper The Game there in reference to his apperance on America's Next Top Model with Creepy-Chan, that Hitler bag in the lower left is from a real store in India, the two users in the back are "Ruby's Wife" (who's avi is Jack's wife from LOST) and "Ruby's Wife's Sister", the latter of which Camoron was dating and showed her little sister my DayZ videos which she really liked and would comment on them, registered accounts for her and her sister on the forums and we'd chat on skype but she was like 17 when I was like 23 so it was a little weir-, oh my fucking god, I just realized, it was literally and unironically the Scott and Knives situation lmao, oh my god my entire life really is this fucking movie, so I did the right thing and uh ghosted her with no explination like a prick, just like Scott! she was really into Pretty Little Liars so that's that reference
TROLLINATOR
Why is Ruby apprehensive to interact with Juliet?
Tell me or I will crush your clavicle.
FAT STEVEY
whatever it's already been mostly replaced by gout crystals anyway
but it's because she molested him as a kid
twice actually lucky fucker
Director's Commentary: I always try to work in the characters hand motions into my dialog to make it more immersive
TROLLINATOR
New primary target acquired.
Director's Commentary: struggled to find le funny reaction image of Glau that would be fit for a parody of the already funny emoticon appearing over Knives face but I think this one works, (in the directors comedy Edgar Wright jokes that next they'll make an entire movie about emoticons which they actually did lmao) also a vindication for General Doli in the background if anyone is worrying he was actually alt-right, he was doing the Hitler shit in the late 00s when the internet wasn't full of unironic neo-nazi dipshits lmao, but who knows if he's some alt-right Qanon MAGA psycho or not now adays
INT. JULIETS PRIVATE CHAT THREAD - NIGHT
STOMPLEB
Autoguzia, Deso.
Director's Commentary: autoguzia is a word stomple made-up and pushes as an obscure in-joke since he's cringe, thought it'd be funny if it was inexplicably his first word spoken itt
DESOLATION
Hi Stomple.
STOMPLEB
I watched that movie you recommended, what was it? Carriers?
Director's Commentary: "Carriers" is a movie notorious between Deso and I for it being the worst movie she chose for us to watch, I think Stomple was popping in and out of the call too but If forget it was a decade ago
DESOLATION
Yeah?
STOMPLEB
It was bad. I mean, real, bad. It sucked. Bad. I was... au struck by it.
Director's Commentary: "au struck" is a real joke Stomple keeps making to me, in reference to "autism"
BJE32
this a movie about people with aids or what?
Director's Commentary: HIV+ people are sometimes refered to as "Carriers"
RUBY
it's about who he plays DOTA with
Director's Commentary: being a "carrier" in DOTA (which Stomple plays with Clay and Reno) means doing all the work for your shit teammates, very good joke here imho if you understand the 2 autistic in-jokes
FAT STEVEY
hey wait arent you the dude who got fjs version 2 pulled from bluehost by posting cp on the image board?!
Director's Commentary: BJE really did this to the second version of FJS m0nde ran for stevey since he really has CP since he's really a nonce
TEKNORAT
just post clothed child models and it'll do the trick
Director's Commentary: tek's special technique for getting rival forums taken down
Director's Commentary: it's now time for all the autistic in-jokes StompleB and I have, which is A LOT since he goes out of his way to force as many as he can on me in our daily private chats, a copper jacket is hanging up in place of Todd's skull shirt in reference to once I used the very normal turn of phrase "your copper lined pockets" to imply StompleB is a greedy jew with pennies lining his pockets and he for some reason thinks this is weird to say which it isnt, Negan from The Walking Dead's baseball bat "Lucille" is in the corner as Stomple used to constantly talk about that character and show to me, a pic of cringetuber Gurmy stompie always links me, some art stomple made of elz murdering internutt, the towel elephant is one I made from Stomple's thread asking people to make them with him, the TV and computer monitor are both from smilies, on the TV is the version of Steveyos I made from a thread I made creating posters in Soulcalibur IV and on the monitor is a game m0nde made where you have to shoot lizards invading the forums, the puppets Sooty and Sweep Stomple just straight up tries to force as an in-joke on me, on the fridge is "0 replies we4kling" in magnets that iwascruel posted to ROY4L once, on the table next to me is a uhhh interesting pose of Judy Hopps from Zootopia, another of Stomples forced in-jokes, on the other side table is a book by Gillian McKeith another topic StompleB forces on me, on the main table is another gossip mag parody about e-celebs on /pol/, one of those for /v/ featuring Jon Tron who's debate with Destiny got me onto watching him, a parody of how dogshit womens magazines are, an issue of Forbes that user Dakkon photoshoped himself onto for some reason, a tegra note that Stevey was always boasting about owning with a screenshot from an RPG m0nde was making featuring Stevey as a boss character I saved from like 2005 displayed on it, a picture of a Subway I ordered from that restaraunt after Stomple insisted I go and I just panicked and ordered "everything" as the ingredients and a copy of the Ruby & Max childrens books about white rabbits that fanfare used to post in reference to me and Max Goldberg and nutnics infamous "prepubescent rabbit hole" comment and let's also say Unfunny Bunny and on the right is a meme referencing Stomple's favorite show Xavier: Renegade Angel and a plate commemorating Kate Middleton pegging Prince William, two themes Stomple forces in-jokes on me about, StompleB's MGTOW level (a real concept in the manosphere based around how much you avoid women, with 4 being the most severe) is in reference to him being a 30+ y/o virgin and V (5 in roman numerals) standing for vegan, BJEs pop-up info is in reference to the real-world highest GH3 score which he was always talking about and posting pictures of little underage boys playing and we have another joke about his age since I don't know his real birthdate, the list of goals on the right side reads "1) have sex with little girls 2) kill anyone who gets in the way of rule #1" from the movie Poker Night I thought was appropriate for this scene full of pedos, on the back left wall is a picture StompleB made depicting a sexual fantasy of Rootbeer bride-carrying him into his home, note the beatle poster on the wall as rooty used to collect beatles, or something
RUBY
don't worry about it stevey it was m0nde who was paying for it anyway
actually wait thats the cocksucker that spoiled Alex's death on LOST for me on IRC, he is a piece of shit!
Director's Commentary: really something BJE did and no I still havn't forgotten it
DESOLATION
Ruby... I think we should log off of here...
FANFARE
but this is the most people that have been posting at the same time in YEARS
RUBY
it's fine... I can handle stompedo here
TROLLINATOR
Juliet. I have cyber stalked your myspace.com account. I will report it to the FBI if you do no-
Trollinator is interrupted by Juliet, who doesn't give a fuck as she's been undercover in the FBI for years.
Director's Commentary: the dialog up there is in reference to me making my myspace look like it was hacked by Juliet with lots of coded references to pedophilia and I actually got a creepy message from some old man who "liked kids too" maybe I shoulda reported his ass, FBI line is in reference to Juliet having a speech bubble gimmick signature thing where she's Elizabeth Mitchell's FBI agent character from "V"
JULIET
so ruby and deso huh?
have you raped him yet?
STOMPLEB
*laughs in silence*
Director's Commentary: reference to how Stomple argues with me about hoe ROY4L's meme "LIS" stands for "laughing in silence" not "laughing in side"
ROFLBROTHEL
so ummmm... whats it like being the hottest girl on the forum, juliet?
JULIET
ts great.... all the admins let me get away with my "minor infractions"
TEKNORAT
hahaha, she means trading child porn
Director's Commentary: I feel like casting rofl as Julie is one of the only castings that isn't perfect since yes they're both confidently blunt girls with deadpan humor but Julie's schtick of being a sycophant to Envy doesn't really have an alegory for Rofl in fact she's an edgy Tory type who'd purposefully not uplift another woman and hate on nonces in that very british right wing way but let's just say that Juliet is such an influential poster she even has rofl "nutriding" as Lisa would say
TROLLINATOR
Juliet. There are two hundred and six bones in the human body. I am going to break all of them like thi-
Trollinator is interrupted by Juliet again.
Director's Commentary: reference to dialog from Terminator 2, another use of the actors hand motions being referenced in the dialog
Director's Commentary: in the background on the monitor is a screencap from THIS ytmnd stomple made of him getting Scottish comedian Limmy, who is now a successful Twitch streamer, to give me a shout-out
JULIET
who let spambots post?
ROFLBROTHEL
yeah she's taking the banter a bit too far, CRINGE MINGE!
STOMPLEB
*doesn't laugh in silence*
Director's Commentary: please note the attention to detail of rofl's hair being semi-transparant behind her plastic cup, also I really appreciate the seet design of all the hundreds of images stuck up on the wall here since it's visually detailed enough to distract from how I havn't stuck up my usual forum-related-imges as there's just so much back and fourth here that it'd take way too much effort to do so for every shot
JULIET
so nice avatar deso
lilo realy suits you
ur both talentless junkie whores
ROFLBROTHEL
yeah and did you see what miley cyrus is like now lm-
Director's Commentary: I took so long to make this thread that miley cyrus thotted out so much that she looped back around to doing the only edgy thing left and to go back to being a sensible acting wholesome and long haired and become a tradwife to a chad husband (update: she has since done another tour of the full thotting out loop and divorced her husband, gone gay because she hates men, then get over that phase and is back to saying "you don't have to be gay just because you hate men", bravo miley!)
JULIET
shut the fuck up u pasty cunt before i get prince andrew to lock u up in london tower, im posting
so i hear shes from texas and i was chattin to reno the other day and he said he was goin to an anime con you wouldnt happen to kno anythin bout that w-
Juliet is interrupted by Trollinator.
Director's Commentary: Prince Andrew is accused of fucking a people trafficked girl of world renound pedo Jeffrey Epstein, this is a reference to the anime con Deso and Reno first met-up at
Director's Commentary: on Juliet's hand is a reference to Ghislaine Maxwell, world renound pedophile Jeffrey Epstein's groomer, she (allegedly, don't kill me MI5) traficked an underage girl for Prince Andrew to sexually abuse, who's referenced in the dialog, as if Juliet knows them both, the supposed phone number is 555 like the not-even-true meme that that's never a real USA number TV shows use a lot, 666 like the devil number which is also a meme and not actually in the bible like almost everything else about christianity and 69 le epic sex number
TROLLINATOR
I am going to kill you and hang your head on a pike for all to see.
Director's Commentary: reference to a line of dialog from an episode of T:SCC where a malfunctioning Cameron tells a psychologist this is what she wants to do to John Connor
Director's Commentary: love the reaction from Stevey in the background, note the attention to detail where his shirt still says FJS but super out of focus
FANFARE
thanks for the vampirefreaks.com comment
Director's Commentary: reference to me and ROY4L discussing if zombies are a sci-fi or fantasy concept on IRC and fanfare replied with that
DESOLATION
Edgy, I like it!
Director's Commentary: reference to the 4chan meme phrase
RUBY
she's uh just having a kernel stack overflow or something
ROFLBROTHEL
is that like her peroid or...
JULIET
stompie... deal w/ dis slut plz?
STOMPLEB
If you make another anti-semitic comment like that I'll make you just like all of Summer Glau's other roles.
STOMPLEB
Cancelled.
Director's Commentary: 15 of 21 of the TV shows Glau has acted in have been cancelled including a show that was even deleted from its streaming service lul, also a reference for getting cancelled on twitter for making the mistake of insulting someone who's apart of some margenalized group aka everyone
Director's Commentary: this shot of Glau getting punched is from the Hawaii Five-0 reboot show where she guest starred as an illegal street fighter I had a 720p version of and I tried to torrent a 1080p version of it but it had literally one seed and the cunt like turned off his computer or died in a house fire when it got to 49.7% and its been stuck on there for months so I had to go with a 720p version, took me ages to cut out each frame of her whipping her beat-up face to the side, went back and edited on the cyberdine logo on her backpack a year later
STOMPLEB
Equal rights; equal lefts, you rusty bucket of bolts. Probably runs on windows XP.
JULIET
yeh not windows CP lol
STOMPLEB
You should put her to work as a burger flipper bot or just drop her off at a tin can recycling plant or whatever cheap metal she's made of. Can't have her littering up Mother Earth.
Director's Commentary: all things Stomple has actually said about Trollinator trying to troll me
FAT STEVEY
oh my god dude... he punched her mole off!!!
HE PUNCHED HER MOLE OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!
Director's Commentary: originally I had a vuage idea for stomple to punch her so hard glau's cutout face would come off knives' and the line would be "you punched her avatar off" but I felt like this joke was way too meta and should be saved for some other moment or project, what I went with was a reference to how Summer Glau's mole was iconic up until she had to get it removed in case it was cancerous or something and how all her fans missed it, if you're wondering why the mole is back in the rest of the thread it's because ummmmm trollinator's outer sheath of flesh can regenerate fast is why fuck you, also feel free to read the blue hairdye splash as blue blood in reference to Edgar Wright's movie World's End where the robots have blue blood
JULIET
wow you sure do know how to... fist a girl heheheh
STOMPLEB
I don't even know what that means.
JULIET
ask ruby, I showed him ;)
Director's Commentary: his line isn't edited from the movie at all so it matches the text on-screen, it's in reference to how StompleB is a mega-virgin and probably asexual
TEKNORAT
pretty hot ngl
ROFLBROTHEL
um... so uh... am I the only one having trouble telling Juliet, deso's and my lines apart because theyre all a deep purple?
Director's Commentary: I decided to break the fourth wall here since I was running out of ideas for how to continue this conversation so just wrote the first thing to come into my head and this genuis writing popped out
DESOLATION
Good band.
Director's Commentary: in reference to the band Deep Purple which Deso has talked about with Marks
STOMPLEB
>implying anyone is even reading this
Hey, my text is actually green!
Director's Commentary: a reference to how no one is reading this thread right now and the green texted ">implying" meme from 4chan, something I only realized I'd done after writing that first line
RUBY
THATS IT! STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL OF MY THREAD YOU VEGAN FAGGOT!!!
YOU'LL PAY FOR YOUR CRIMES AGAINST COMEDY!!!
Director's Commentary: this was actually an unfunny line when I first wrote it a decade ago but it ended up being set-up for an amazing joke I only came up with a few months ago coming up soon, spoilers!
RUBY
SCREW YOUR OPTICS!!! IM GOING IN!!!
Director's Commentary: what the Pittsburg synagogue shooter said on Gab that me and Stomple reference to each other a lot
STOMPLEB
WARNING: Stop your agressive action immediately!
Director's Commentary: a direct copy and paste from something StompleB used to post on the forums
RUBY
OSHI-!!
This song starts playing as StompleB powers up.
Unfortunately it is age restricted, as all vegans are pedos.
Director's Commentary: Stomple used to spam this cringe-lords videos on the forums
ROFLBROTHEL
whats with the brackets radiating around him?
TEKNORAT
he's one of... (((them)))
Director's Commentary: god bless alt-righters for coming up with the jewish (((echos))) meme providing me with this great joke here, since Stomple is a jew and Todd literally has brackets surrounding him on-screen
RUBY
...what le.... what le fug...
Director's Commentary: something I used to say out-loud in DayZ when something bizzare happened
Juliet
didnt you know? stomple can go super vaigan
Director's Commentary: note the attention to detail of the fridge magnets still being there
RUBY
ugh... my... nerd pencil neck...
what the.... FUCK... is a "super vaigan"?!
STOMPLEB
It's a pretty funny gimmick if I do say so myself. A Portmanteau of vegan and Super Saiyan, a term from an obsecure japanese animation. It's more of an in-joke though since I am actually vegan in real life.
RUBY
yeah ok sure you are
no american can really be vegan, you all love burgers too much
Director's Commentary: I lucked out with finding this shot from Dances With Wolves where his hair is fluffed up and in the sunlight so it literally looks like a super saiyan's hair from DBZ
STOMPLEB
I thought that's what you'd say, it's hard for you to believe since all you eat is macaroni and puss.
RUBY
ugh god fucking damn it it looks exactly like puss and now I wont be able to eat it without thinking of that fuck you fuck you fuck you fuckfiogjofiyofuck
Director's Commentary: "macaroni and puss" is a real thing Stomple has posted
STOMPLEB
I partake not in the meat...
Director's Commentary: note the detail of the dust in front of fanfares face
STOMPLEB
...nor the breast milk, nor the ovum of any creature...
STOMPLEB
...with a face.
RUBY
that was like a line from some hipster indie manga or something why would you say something so gay?
Director's Commentary: reference to how that spiel is an unedited line from the movie which is an unedited line from the hipster indie manga
JULIET
short answer? you cant troll a vegan... they troll you
STOMPLEB
Bazinga!
Director's Commentary: reference to how Stomple memes on me about how my dad unironically watches The Big Bang theory, leading me to make THIS youtube video
RUBY
DONT REFERENCE THAT OFFENSIVE NERD BLACKFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Director's Commentary: reference to how autists unironically called TBBT "nerd blackface" when it first came out
TEKNORAT
hey man, question? if you're a vegan in real life then how can be on a computer right now? their plastic components use stearic acid which comes from animal fat
oh and also you have to be such a fucking retarded pathetic faggot to go vegan you'd be too low IQ to be able to work out how to use one
Director's Commentary: a real argument Tek posted on the forums to Stomple once
STOMPLEB
It's actually a scientific fact that vegans are smarter than meat-eaters. You know how you only use 10% of your brain? Well that's be-
FANFARE
wow let me just link you to the snopes article on that retarded bullshit LMAO
STOMPLEB
Listen bitch, you'll wish you could actually laugh your ass off in about five years when it and every other fat deposit in your body is bloated full of the murdered animal lard you stuff down your face every day.
RUBY
if I told you I tried to become The One and start flying up there would you think that was not funny?
DESOLATION
No, that would make a good thread actually.
Director's Commentary: reference to how I plan on making a Matrix megathread... one day....
RUBY
so why dont you tell me why you even chat with this fucking toolbag
DESOLATION
Is that really important right now?
RUBY
well if theres a key piece of personal information in the reason thats going to help me out in not getting trolled for life by him then yes
Director's Commentary: a reference to the Penn Jillette "your waifus home" anime girls in the trashcan meme featuring Mari from Neon Genesis Evangelion, Elezzzark's anime waifu he used to post about and roxtoyz waifu Homura Akemi from Puella Magi Madoka Magica who he thought was his real wife since he's a deranged schizophrenic
DESOLATION
He's good to troll on Skype with. We could mic fight anyone. His voice is so monotone it doesn't seem like he cares about anything.
Director's Commentary: user "control" is the sun, user "DJOstrichHead" is the stray cat, originally I was going to have deso's avatar here be miley again since it's a flashback but in the art by Bryan Lee O'Malley in the movie she has blue hair so I guess it's probably more in her imagination than what literally happened so whatever I'll do that here and it thematically flows better for a future punchline, went with the youngest pix of Lilo I could find since it's a flashback tho, when I was making this image I was on skype to Deso and I asked if she were to smash something in a thread what would she want it to be and she immediately said "the patriarchy" so credit this joke to her, gave her Mr. Eko's "jesus stick" from LOST that I made a replication of IRL, saved up the pix of the Dances With Wolves dude with that kind of hat on for this flashback sequence to visually differentiate them
DESOLATION
He's got huge gambling debts and got chased out of Vegas by the mafia over it, but he doesn't even care about that.
Director's Commentary: this is a real anecdote I've heard spread around about StompleB, jesus christ m8
Director's Commentary: Tony Saprano is used as a stand-in for the Vegas mob and the user "Mafioso", maybe should have used characters from Casino but I figured he's a more iconic mobster, on his clipboard is, spoilers, StompleB's real name, subtle reference to the Nicolas Cage movie "Leaving Las Vegas" here, the Las Vegas mass shooter Stephen Paddock is seen in the background
DESOLATION
And he trolled Marks, made him think he was a pedo and then a gay sub who got off on being flamed by him, so I e-friend cucked him with Stomple.
Director's Commentary: I think I already mentioned the story about Stomple accusing Marks of being a pedo for putting his mutant baby avatar over a porn pic and Marks saying he must be projecting to reach that far, fitting here since Stomples avatar is being depicted kissing a very underage Lindsay Lohan lol, here is a screencap of a message to I think clay of Stomple pretending (at least... I think) he's gay for marks which got spread around he's
Director's Commentary: only use of the second widest spread picture of that agent orange'd baby here, every other time Marks appears it's that same one pic he used in his avatar of that poor kid, death to amerikkka
DESOLATION
He even got a pumpkin he carved featured on Maddox's site, who's like the biggest troll ever.
Director's Commentary: a true and honest thing that happened
DESOLATION
It was pretty epic.
Director's Commentary: the "pumpkin" in question, and yes that's bacon, and yes that's an eyepatch like Maddox's avatars eyepatch, epic reddit moment!
RUBY
do you troll with all of your internet friends? you dont just like... like playing games with someone?
DESOLATION
Look... I've dabbled in being a shitlord. It's part of the reason why I post on these forums now, to just, post with my friends.
STOMPLEB
Hey, corps gobblers, we have an unfinished flame war.
RUBY
you missed the e in corpse
STOMPLEB
Don't you talk to me about typos, carnist. Spelling and grammar is my main posting style. You just didn't get the reference.
RUBY
give it up, you're no vitafin, you obviously have to run every post through ms word to check for errors and it couldnt catch that one
Director's Commentary: reference to how Vitafin is the O.G. grammer nazi poster, "carnist" is a slur for meat eaters
STOMPLEB
W'elp, looks like Michelle's out of her cage now.
DESOLATION
What?
STOMPLEB
Michelle Obama?
RUBY
um...?
STOMPLEB
She went as a cat for halloween last year?
RUBY
so why was she in a cage?
STOMPLEB
It's a Triple Joke™ because she was a cat for halloween last year, a black woman being in a cage envokes imagery of slavery and it's a play on the saying the cat's out of the bag. You'd get it if you were a hyper-intelligent vegan like me.
Director's Commentary: Michelle Obama's cat costume is a real forced joke Stomple has but the triple joke here is my work of course since no one can reach that level of comedy complexity
TEKNORAT
......................
FANFARE
well I liked it, good job
JULIET
basicly ur gona get atomic trolled if u dont give up on deso and be my sex slave 4ever
Director's Commentary: I made the mistake of telling StompleB about pokemon card parodies I made about bush babies when I was like 9 in MS Paint and he's never let it go so the bush baby there is in reference to that, I don't even remember telling him and don't know how he knows which is the disturbing part
RUBY
the only way he'd ever troll me would be to convince me to switch to a vegan diet WHICH IS OBJECTIVELY UNHEALTHY!!!
STOMPLEB
If you keep eating animal products you'll also have to eat... my wall of text vegan tirade.
Director's Commentary: the text there is a real post StompleB made that I made a ytmnd with, click HERE to view it
TEKNORAT
hey ruby we're gonna go chat in #wop join us once you're done getting trolled to kolob and back
FANFARE
sick theology reference man
Director's Commentary: "kolob" is a planet in mormonism, something Teknorat teased Aber about believing in, the R.C. helicopter covered in chipmunks is from a camrip of the Alvin and the Chipmunks film that me and Stomple watched once and became le forced in-joke
JULIET
ok stomple u can get us started by makin him blow you i always get super wet seeing little skiny nerds forced to suck cock
STOMPLEB
I'm sorry but I can't allow anyone to fellate me to completion, that would be condoning the consumption of animal produce.
JULIET
what if he spits?
StompleB hears a sick ass beat autoplaying from within the nearest thread.
STOMPLEB
Sounds like someone wants to have an...
STOMPLEB
Ebin Rap Battle of Forum History.
In an extremely groundbreaking never before seen inovation in comedy technology you can view the rap battle in this YouTube™ video right here.
Director's Commentary: when I asked Stomple for ideas for what to put in a rap about him his one request was "no pedophile shit" and technically there are no references to pedophilia in the lyrics but he didn't say anything about not being cast as a member of a band called "The Smiles at Pedophiles" in the thread itself hehehehe fuck you, I actually got Stomple to agree to record his lyrics for this video and emailed them to him but he never got back to me about it so I ended up just doing them myself with a clothes peg on my nose to sound like the nasally jew he is lmaooo, good voice acting on my part tbqh, also click HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE, and HERE for extremely rare deleted guitar battle gifs that didn't make it into this thread but were used for this youtube video
RUBY
StompleB, if you try and rap battle me, you'll end up having to S my...
Director's Commentary: my first bar "S my..." is finished for me by the Ds on the screen, on the wikipedia page for this movie it says "In scholarly analysis, it has been widely discussed as a transmedia narrative." but I think I have it beat here
RUBY
you're already the perfect example of what a fag is
Director's Commentary: this text was extremely annoying to edit in as I couldn't find that font so had to photoshop each leter of "rap" over "bass"
RUBY
so give up the vegan gimmick and come munch on my haggis
Director's Commentary: rhyming "fag is" with "haggis" is some real bars admit it
STOMPLEB
All those Ds reminded me our Piranha 3DD commentary track
The one you wasted all that time on you will never get back
I lied I was recording it just to give you an anxiety attack
Like when you saw the last episode of LOST and it was so wack
You need to make a mega where you retire your avatar being Jack
Director's Commentary: Stomple trolled me good and proper with that Piranha 3DD stunt, felt big brain to link that dumb movie's title with the Ds on-screen, LOST line is in reference to me crying at the final episode, click HERE to listen to it, last line is something Stomple told me I should do already
RUBY
that's a low blow going after LOST, you know there's works of fiction some people will defend at any cost, just look at your people... and the holocaust
Director's Commentary: THE PREVIOUS LINE IS SATIRE, THE HOLOCAUST DEFINATELY REALLY HAPPENED, DONT ARREST ME PLEASE THANK YOU
STOMPLEB
Oh, whats that? Anti-semitism?
Oh, whats that? You have autism?
We'll see how funny you find Nazism
When the JIDF show the power of Judaism
Director's Commentary: not only did I have to write rhyming rap lines dense with in-jokes but I also had to synch up their delivery, order and escalation with the camera shots provided of the characters progressing through their music battle and if you'll please note I wrote all of StompleB's bars so that the text stacks up like a pyramid when read getting slightly longer with each line so they look as controlled and building in power as Todd does gradually turning up his powers in the movie while I have mine written in my usual run-on sentance posting style to fit Scott's more frantic play style in the scene
STOMPLEB
When Hana Gitelman gets your IP, Ruby
I'll come gunning for you with an Israeli Uzi
Make you crash and burn like this was Call of Duty
Like my people did to the U.S. economy on Black Tuesday
Director's Commentary: Hana Gitelman was a Heroes character, an Israeli woman who could connect to the internet with her brain, that someone made an alt of on the forums, the CoD line is in reference to how all aerial vehicles always crash and burn in those games which I point out in a Let's Play I was planning on doing for all of them but never got around to editing and uploading but have hours of footage recorded of lol, reference to a classic ye olde anti-semitic conspiracy theory at the end there
RUBY
the only jew I'm lovin', is one that's already in the oven, thank god I'm a shut-in, cus if I ever saw one I'm bussin', no discussion
STOMPLEB
You thought that was funny but it was a real doozy
Your posts so bad you've only ever had 1 groupie
And you were stupid enough to dump that cutie
For a relationship worse than Punch & Judy
Director's Commentary: talking smack about me going from fanfare to deso as my internet girlfriend
STOMPLEB
Soon you'll be in the doghouse like Snoopy
If you don't shut up like Sweep and Sooty
Even Chris-Chan himself gets more booty
When he's raw dogging hard on Julie
Director's Commentary: another sweep and sooty reference to his forced in-jokes about them, Chris-Chan reference to him fucking a blow-up doll while yelling JULAAAAY!! that StompleB likes to chat to me about as a fellow Christorian
RUBY
he called me a virgin oh noes! you should have seen me the other night at deso's, meanwhile you work at fucking Trader Joe's, your paychecks hitting new lows, your bank account is all zeroes, that must piss you off you fucking hook nose, everyone's worried you'll do a mass shooting like Cho's
Director's Commentary: he really did work at Trader Joe's and Clay really has said if anyone of his e-friends would do a mass shooting it would be the extremely emotionally and sexually repressed StompleB, reference to Seung-Hui Cho who's shooting I used to meme about a lot
Director's Commentary: the only "VS" title that I've animated into gif form in the thread
STOMPLEB
Why did you drop the X?
Is it because it reflects
You're a poster even IGN rejects?
I'm surprised deso wanted cybersex
Your accent sounds a bit like Shrek's
But she's not what she seems like a T-X
She has a lot in common with your last ex
Director's Commentary: I used to put an X after my username whenever registering a new account, including IGN where I found ytmnd through, Mike Myers adopts a heavy Scottish accent for Shrek, the T-X from Terminator 3 can lie about her identity, both deso and fanfare are actually guys irl (I'm not gay)
RUBY
yes we did the dirty e-deed, because I'm funnier than stevey smoking weed, you're jealous like allison harvard seeing a nosebleed, damn you're a dweeb, a no good kike heeb!
Director's Commentary: reference to Allison Harvard aka Creepy-Chan telling Tyra Banks she's jealous she gets nosebleeds which THIS gif I made shows
RUBY
go plan another false flag with some aircraft, we all know you people put demo charges in the elevator shaft, I'm about to blow you the fuck out like Micheal's raft, once you read my sick burns you'll need a skin graft, no one's ever read your posts and laughed, you actually think it's cool that you've been playing DOTA since they invented singledraft, for fuck sake you play Minecraft!
Director's Commentary: references to my "jews did 9/11" ytmnd, Michael's raft getting blown up on LOST, anachronistic reference to a gamemode in DOTA that I don't think was released in 2010
StompleB starts to summon his Stand Name: ｢Meat Is Murder｣.
Director's Commentary: this is a reference to elz trying to do a very funny post and giving posters Stands from JoJo but no one knew wtf he was talking about with "Stand Names" and since the Stands in JoJo (which appear as transparant spirits behind their owners, just like the afterimages of Todd/Stomple here) are named after band, album and song references, this is a reference to a song by The Smiths
STOMPLEB
I'm gonna have your house shelled by the IDF
Until you're like Elezzzark: completely deaf
You're veggie but still eat animal products: semen
I'm like you but on a whole different level: vegan
No matter how hard you try, you'll never ever be my equal
You're lamer than Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel
You're even more autistic than the dude from TheReportOfTheWeek
Just how bad is your next mega? Go on, give us a lil sneak peak
You've never played the guitar once but you cast yourself as a bassist
Your only skill in life is keeping up the NF gimmick of being a racist
Director's Commentary: references to me being vegetarian but eating my own cum, us watching the first Chipmunk movie, a food review youtuber, me ironically giving Stomple a sneak-peak of these lyrics and me being cast as Scott who's a bassist IRL
RUBY
it's not a gimmick, I have my own dead nigger storage like Jimmie Dimmick
I'll trick you into jumping into a bush of nettles, by saying that's where I dropped my shekels
14/88 is my moral code, I'll put something right across his canister like Mark Kermode
knock off your skullcap, break the NAP, make you suck off a trap, come on amerishit give us a clap!
Director's Commentary: references to Quentin Tarantino's character in Pulp Fiction, Danny Dyer threatening to "put something right across his canister" to Mark Kermode, the NAP is the Non-Agression Principal which Teknorat and I used to discuss and how Americans love to clap at anything
STOMPLEB
Oh, nice local museum
Ever visit with Liam?
Hey, about your Gran's sexy hands?
They're kinda big, is she a trans?
I stalked you with that man from India
I even know where you go to the cinema
That's where you buy your non-vegan buttered popcorn
That made you poo the only pair of pants you've worn
Wild animals will eat your dead body up in the wilderness
Where I will dump you once I've found you... in Inverness
Director's Commentary: references to Stomple's creepy attempts to doxx me where he tried to find the cinema I go to, pictures of my grans hands I posted once, how he thinks my one friend irl is called Liam when I was really talking about Charlie's brother on LOST, references to the week old cinema popcorn I eat that made me shit my computer chair, m0nde is the man from India of course and I will not confirm or deny I'm from Inverness since there's only 5 cities in Scotland lmao, have to say the way the rhyming couplets are all literally the same length and increasing as they go on is literally better writing than the vast majority of poems
RUBY
wow you've sure got me figured out with such precision, just kiddin', your detective skills are worthy of derision, now I have a theory as to why you're more emotionless than The Vision, its about a certain decision, to give you a certain incision, that your sick culture promotes on my television, and whenever anyone points it out it causes division, because of your fucked up religion, you were given... a circumcision
Director's Commentary: references here to the robot character from the Avengers and how Stomple resents his parents for getting him cut
STOMPLEB
Don't talk about my cockhead
You disgusting little goy ned
I'm passing judgement like Dredd
No one is going to open this thread
Honestly it'll remain entirely unread
It's sadder than Crapper's posting shed
Whats next? A mega about The Walking Dead?
Make one about black guys screwing a redhead
Will I go ahead, and introduce fanfare to Ted?
Director's Commentary: Dredd name-drop because that's another movie parody I'm considering making, reference to how no-one's reading this thread, the shed Crapper used to post from, how Stomple keeps telling me to make TWD threads, and the Afro-British Ted Stevens always trying to troll me by flirting with fanfare
RUBY
you better back the fuck up like your hairline, it's gone missing like a plane from Oceanic Airline
I've heard you on the phone, you're voice is so monotone, you could be Squidward's clone, you'll always be forever alone
your health is in shambles, going vegan was a bad gamble, you look like an HIV positive Bruce Campbell!
Director's Commentary: references to Stomple's receeding hairline and how Clay says he sounds like Squidward and looks like Bruce Campell
STOMPLEB
So how much do you weigh?
Probably about a third of Clay
Remember I sent you to Subway™?
You gave the dumbest order of the day
Chose every ingredient there on display
And you didn't even eat any of it anyway
Thought you'd love a 12 incher since you're gay
You keep threatening Obama which is not frickin okay
Come to the U.S. so we can send you to Guantanamo Bay
Pull out those gross fingernails first night of your stay
Director's Commentary: I maybe did weigh a third of some posters when I was at my lightest of 97lbs in the late teens, the Subway story really happened click HERE to view the sign I made out of it, the Secret Service called Max Goldberg looking for me after I posted gifs of me in X-Men 2 trying to kill the POTUS lmao, as you've by now learned my fingernails are sometimes left to grow to ridiculous lengths
RUBY
listening to your jingoistic crap hurts worse than an enema, I wish I could erase you burgers like that line on my digital camera, god I hate america, I can see you're a bunch of stupid babies like Angelica, it's like you've all been glamoured by Jessica, everything you brainwashed people say is generica, I thought gitmo was closing what's up with that Barracka?
Director's Commentary: reference to how my camera has a weird line of dead pixels on it, I think you can even see it in some of the pictures ITT, reference to Angelica hating the younger babies in Rugrats, a character I literally had a crush on when I was like 4 since I've always loved bad girls, reference to Jessica the vampire with mind control powers from True Blood another waifu of mine, really pushing it with rhyming "gernica" with "Barracka" but that's the joke its bad on purpose waay-haaaay!
STOMPLEB
You were just making words up at the end there you Wally
You do that when you second life cybered with General Doli?
You gave him an Elite Wave to signal it was time to get jolly
You yiffed his asshole hard just like you would the Queens corgi
Director's Commentary: I really did ironically use sex position poses with Doli in Second Life when he was using his steampunk Nancy Drew roleplaying skin and we were both secretely jacking off to it, Elite Wave is an animation me and m0nde used to spam in Second Life (click HERE to see Stomple and me Elite Waving, in the FURRY nightclub, click HERE to see Stomple and m0nde giving me a poledance), corgis are another forced in-joke based off of my computer randomly spitting that word out at the end of a post about Heroes when I programmed my mouse-macro to record and regurgitate that text by accident
RUBY
at least I'm not so depressed, that I'm sexually repressed, I love yiffing and incest, maybe you need some real food to digest, because you've never once expressed, anything sexual even when pressed
are you asexual? low T from never eating more than a vegetable? or just a pseudo-intellectual? trying to seem special? because its like you: ineffectual, you need to visit a prostitute transsexual, ellybabe is perfectly acceptable, it doesn't matter what you're into as long as its consensual
wait, I'll just get you a date, with tim to stimulate your prostate, dont hate, its great, even if you're straight, wow ebin win another link to Tanya Tate, you expect me to believe, you never masturbate? aye sure thing m8, go jump off the bridge from 11foot8
Director's Commentary: poetic and heartfel expressions of my feelings to StompleB's sexuality here, references to Ellybabe a Scottish trans camgirl, Tanya Tate a porn star Stomple sends me youtube links about despite never expressing anything else sexual and 11foot8, a youtube channel he sends me that records trucks smashing into a bridge at that height
STOMPLEB
Saying "m8" and "ebin win"? Oh wow how original
Every tired post about "Hitlers ballsack" is truly pitiful
You'll never come up with anything unique to post you imbecile
You stole half of your gimmicks from Doli you plagiarizing criminal
Director's Commentary: true tbqh but in my defence Doli literally asked me for advice on how to post so I'm like his posting manager I get half the credit for
RUBY
like how you got all your in-jokes from a fat indian? wow let's hear some more about Maury Chaykin! this rap battle is like that gameshow you were on for children... because You Cant Win!
Director's Commentary: Maury Chaykin (RIP) is a forced injoke between m0nde and Stomple, when he was a kid he appeared on the gameshow "You Can't Win"
RUBY
you stupid american! I wreck more yanks than 9/11! you're more like 7/7! because no one remembers you like Niftkin! go down to the 7/11! get a hotdog cus you're getting painfully thin!
Director's Commentary: reference to how no one really remembers the 7/7 london bombings or c-lister Nifkin
RUBY
oh wait pork is a sin!! to your kin!!! still mad at your parents for taking your foreskin?!?!?!?!
STOMPLEB
And the other half? Lets reminisce
The word "dogknots", which you kiss
"Checking for baby", on your own sis
Instead of saying "LOL", you say "LIS"
A term you don't understand, like "CIS"
It is "laughing in silence", accept this
"Quivering behind your keyboard", as a diss
Trolling "past the Oort cloud", into an abyss
"Novice" or "weakling", those aint hard to miss
Daring someone to kill you IRL, to take the piss
You stole all these from a biologist, called Chris
Director's Commentary: the most accurate and true and well laid out disses to finnish me off, all in reference to the gimmicks I stole from ROY4L
RUBY
HOLY MOLY MACARONI!
Director's Commentary: dumb thing I used to really scream in DayZ when scared
STOMPLEB
Not vegan.
RUBY
NO!! MY WALLS OF IRONY DEFENSE MECHANISM!!
Director's Commentary: the first joke usuaing the visual of Scott being flung through walls, note how he goes through three...
RUBY
OH MYYY BAAAAAAABYYYYY!!!
Director's Commentary: more dumb shit I used to yell in DayZ, I think I picked it up from Stevey singing a Justin Beiber song or something
Director's Commentary: the movements of the irn bru is really well edited in here tbh
RUBY
hey at least I didn't...
Director's Commentary: wait for it.........
RUBY
*looks into camera*
break the fourth wall :^)
The audience groans. People throw popcorn at the screen. The daily theater shooter opens fire.
Director's Commentary: very proud of myself for coming up with this one, using the cutout heads from the time Matthew Fox literally looks into the camera by accident on LOST, breaking the fourth wall, for this fucking epic beaking the fourth wall joke, in reference to Scott only being sent through three, I also type things like *looks into camera with bemused smile* when chatting to people a lot
STOMPLEB
I think you meant "oh my trans baby."
Director's Commentary: reference to some inane in-joke Stomple has with Deso, "trans baby", that actually pisses me off since he's making time with my girl!
STOMPLEB
Or maybe "oh my trans bush baby"?
Director's Commentary: Triple Joke™ referencing my "oh my baby" catchphrase, their "trans baby" in-joke and our "bush baby" in-joke
RUBY
alright that's too many layers of in-jokes even for me I can't keep up
STOMPLEB
You're probably thinking "how could I lose a rap battle against a jew?". Well... who do you think runs the music industry?
RUBY
ok I give in, why dont we celebrate your victory by drinking my homelands delicacy: irn bru?
JULIET
im sry but that was almost as pathetic as when i made u suck ur own shit off my strap-on
Director's Commentary: sorry but I'm not a real writer if I don't put my weird fetishes into my scripts
STOMPLEB
Tsk tsk, it's obvious you slipped some mac'n'cheese or something into it in an attempt to make me break vegan edge.
...I'll take the one without a dairy product contaminating it.
STOMPLEB
Thanks numpty.
/giphy irn bru
Director's Commentary: real thing he calls me thinking he's smart using a Scottish insult, what a spanner, the /giphy tag is in reference to the steamchat thing Stomple uses to spam me gifs of food
Director's Commentary: very happy with my choice of Matthew Fox face here, also erasing around those energy rings frame by frame is a lot of work aaaaa
STOMPLEB
Hmm, tastes of rotten toothpaste. Yum!
What have you got to say for yourself now? I can see the autism, or should that be Scottism, building up in those... kind eyes of yours.
Director's Commentary: people really do say irn bru tastes of toothpaste
RUBY
first of all, that "kind eyes" post I made like six fucking years ago was an alan partridge reference you insufferable meme forcer
second of all I just realized as I'm typing this that the second half of your username is literally "pleb"
Director's Commentary: the "kind eyes" comment really is a meme he forces on me and really was a reference to alan partridge, one of my fav comedy characters, and I really did have that realization when typing that
STOMPLEB
At least that's an actual word. Get Vitafin to teach you how to spell "caliber" already.
Director's Commentary: I misspelt that word when I was like 11 and I'm never correcting it just to get people mad when they read it
RUBY
isn't it calibre? idk
anyone third of all... irn bru isnt even vegan at all, it's made from sheep blood, owned nooblet
Director's Commentary: this isn't true at all but is a funny thought as Scotts are renound for doing weird shit with sheep
STOMPLEB
That's real frickin neato because I'm not even really a vegan.
I've been trolling you all this time.
Director's Commentary: lucked out with finding this shot of the Dances With Wolves guy with blood smeared on his lips for the sheeps blood in the irn bru and a mean look for the confession
There's the mee moo mee moo of sirens in the distance.
Director's Commentary: "mee moo mee moo" is an in-joke I had with Vitafin and then ROY4L about my attempt at typing what sirens sound like
JULIET
all those kids told me their ages were double digits i swear!
The thread is suddenly raided.
STOMPLEB
Oy vey! It's the Las Vegas mafia!
Director's Commentary: I got a big brain for thinking of that scene in LOST where Juliet is bathed in green light in the Hydra station
CLAY
FREEZE LITTLE BUDDY!!
JON
WE'RE THE GIMMICK POLICE!!
Director's Commentary: only years after watching this movie over and over again did I notice there's one frame where when the laser pointer crosses the camera it shows a police badge, also on my first viewing in theaters I didn't even notice they didn't have guns but just had their fingers letting off the laser lol
JON
Stomple Bane! you are here bi put on faggot patrol for comedy violation code four two zero: dropping your gimmick when it wasn't even funny five years ago!
Director's Commentary: four two zero = 420 = epic weed number
STOMPLEB
That's against my posting rights. I've been given no egalitarian, or ethical consideration.
Director's Commentary: this wording is in reference to his epic vegan rant that was edited onto the second wall he throws me through previously ITT
JON
if you're not really vegan then its an unfunny worn out gimmick!
STOMPLEB
I uhhhh was just trolling him into thinking I was trolling him, I'm really vegan.
Director's Commentary: the snickers in Clay's pocket is in reference to Elz calling Clay fat for eating too many "snickerz", his weight and height are of course epic meme numbers but he is actually tall and overweight, jon is big into firearms ownership so his rifles and pistols count combines to read 1778, which will commense again if they try to take the guns as Alex Jones said, in the background is a poster for the French movie Three Colours: Blue which Stomple is a fan of
JON
take it
CLAY
at 8:42 am on September 11th internutt sent a PM to Subject Triple V (that's my codename for you btw, it stands for Virgin Vegan Videogamer) the body read "ung i just ate some sour candy" and he replied "I love sour Gandhi"
Director's Commentary: references to LOST numbers and 9/11, that really is Clays nick-name for Stomple when discussing it with his gf (fanfare artfag crew member sponge), "sour Gandhi" is a cringe in-joke Stomple has with m0nde and he insists I eat some at the cinema for a cringe in-joke with me
Director's Commentary: the right hand side cop's shirt actually says "420-2" in the movie lmao thats unedited
STOMPLEB
...sour candy isn't vegan?
JON
they're gelatin, that's cow hooves bitch
STOMPLEB
It was j-just a word play joke, like... it's an in-joke about m0nde.
CLAY
at 3:16 pm on October 31st, Subject Triple V emailed George "Maddox" Ouzouniana a picture of a pumkin he made... OUT OF BEEFJERKY!!!
Director's Commentary: 316 is the second plane from LOSTs flight number, Maddox's pumkin carving contest really was held on Halloween and as to why a suppose decades long vegan had access to bacon to this day I am actually suspicious about and am not sure if the vegan thing is just a gimmick or not lol
Director's Commentary: I considered changing the "leaked emails" phrase to "leaked DMs" since that's a big nomenclature now but that's just the zoomer way of saying PMs and I couldn't find the font I used for it to redo it anyway, lets pretend it's a reference to Killary Clintons leaked emails, "skype trolls" is a cringy boomer phrase m0nde keeps using
JULIET
OMGWTFBBQ!!!
Director's Commentary: ironic use of a meme ending in BBQ, something vegans shouldn't attend
Director's Commentary: anotherscreencap from when Juliet was bathed in green light like from the cops green siren lights from when she was drowning in the Hydra station
STOMPLEB
You can't prove I ate that!
M-maybe it was commentary on on the horrors of the meat industry!
i-it was vegan beef jerky?
Director's Commentary: had to do some epic recoloring in photoshop for this gimmick of the cops lasers turning pink to put Stomple on faggot patrol, a thing on the forums when a mod would restrict your posting permissions and turn your username pink
JON
faggot patrol this backpedaling yid
CLAY
this should really say "cum" instead of "zum" but whatever im too lazy to change it
Director's Commentary: reference to how I'm too lazy to somehow edit that Z to a C since Todd's body is in the way and would need cut-out frame by frame
PATROLLED FAGGOT
ITS ANUDDA SHOAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! UUUUUUGGGGHHHHH!!!!!
Director's Commentary: Stomple's username changing here is a reference to how your username gets changed to "patrolled faggot" in pink when you get put in that usergroup as punishment by a mod, bravo Clay I think for coming up with that like 17 years ago
CLAY
I can't believe I wasted all that time helping you on OK cupid
Director's Commentary: something clay really tried to do for stomple
JON
imagine the kind of degenerate scummy women you'd meet on there, pathetic
Director's Commentary: reference to how Jon, a conservative christian, ends up marrying Cag, an ex-stripper
Director's Commentary: note the effort put in to the smoke coming off their blown out fingers remaining
PATROLLED FAGGOT
but... how did you find my pumpkin?
Director's Commentary: the text above his head originally read "sag" as his hair droops in the movie, lucked out again with the Dances With Wolves guy having a bloody mark on his forehead so it's still there when I cutout his head for Stomple's injured state
This music starts playing as Ruby explains his master plan.
Director's Commentary: Death Note is the only actually good manga or anime I've consumed in my life, it's by far the best media I've seen that captures the kind of convoluted multi-layered cat-and-mouse theory-of-mind manipulation-games that goes on with two analytical people trying to play innocent while getting the truth out of the other one that I've experienced from my times on the internet (and yes, I always win), when any other story tries to do this shit it never goes as deep as the "he knows that I know that he knows" levels DN reaches where there's so much tention and complexity in just two smart characters having a seemingly casual conversation that's actually a minefield of logical traps and psychological ploys
RUBY
that's the first thing you should know about 2fjs.proboards.com... we have people everywhere
Director's Commentary: this was FJS tenth URL, and a reference to the line from Quantum of Solace that I have unironically used to unnerve internet people I know far more about than they were expecting
RUBY
ROY4L actually made the theme song for Maddox's youtube videos and still has access to his server
Director's Commentary: the first part of this sentance is honest and true lol
MADDOX
in fact it's actually pretty tame, there's nothing inherently wrong with being a cuckold because the key word is that the person being cuckolded enjoys watching other people have sex, it's no big deal when we watch people in porn so I don't see why anyone gives a shit if you enjoy watching your partner have sex
Director's Commentary: a real statement Maddox really made in his infamous youtube video defending cuckoldry, which is true tbqh since it's getting not only your partner but someone else to play out a sex fantasy for your enjoment while most people are too insecure to even get just their partner to do their fetish
Fag Finder: Uuunnngggh, Rambo, Maddy Catha, AssBandit, The Sheikh, GimpBot, Richyyy, CUNT RIPPER, DivebombJ, spike, QueenBitch, Jade, Bill Carson, Man's Man, wtffyt, THE OMEN, dirtymike, Tripwire's, reckless bastard, Wittmann, s3c, Jesus H. Christ, Username, yenta, khaxzan, Torque Button, kittycollar, Snotbox, Phette, Zodiac, The_Real_lowrico
Director's Commentary: for this meme plot of ROY4L spying on Maddox I used the flashback scenes from the Death Note anime of Light's minion enacting his masterplans, all the avatars here are from the god awful lizard infested forums "theybannedme" which ytmnsfw raided years ago and I saved to commemorate the vent in a LOST collage, click HERE to view it, since I figured those are the types of e-vermin who'd still be reading Maddox after like 2006, yes that handsom man is really ROY4L irl, "trol" instead of troll was one of his gimmicks, I didn't know his age so I hit you up with the ol zalgo meme since he's a pretentious artfag that likes to present himself and his work as some sort of incomprehensible eldrich being
RUBY
so when I was looking at the pumpkins on Maddox's site and saw your first name under that one I got ROY4L to retrieve the email you sent maddox and confirm it was your full name
Director's Commentary: this bit is fictionalized as I just wanted to bring in the ROY4L/maddox connection to the plot, but on maddox's site it really does have Stomple's first name on his epic bacon pumpkin entry
Director's Commentary: ooooh boy lets see, here we have references to a bunch of weird items that I found pictures of stalking ROY4L's facebook (I particularly like the idea that in ROY4Ls secret Yale lab is a mirror with a reflection of himself... that's facing the wrong way, I also like the book he posted a pic of that says "cunny", the /tv/ pedo meme, ontop of it is some rose food I got with some roses I bought for fanfare once and labeled in reference to the "rose labs" ROY4L used to work out of), a bunch of weird shit from his pretentious ass artfag ytmnds, a black rabbit and a white rabbit from his FB that are arranged in contrasting shadows and lights like a ying and yang symbol I think he'd appreciate, the library sign "teen fiction" which he posed for a pic with and named a sub-forum after, a snake with "weakling" on it which was his favorite insult, the "sacred ear rat" in the foreground that's appeared in many of my memes throughout the years in reference to the lab rats ROY4L works with, the mutant ear on the back of a lab rat that looks like Jons and the sacred rats worshipped in India m0nde would post about, and on the desk is an unrelated mousepad meme, nis real last name on a coffee mug ur fuccckkktttt and yes he really has a PHD, a sign he posted from a "LIS 1001 Class" whatever that is, under it is the logo for his artfag crew "ODITY" I used to play Counter-Strike with when I was 14, he's writing Stomple's real name in the Death Note (more like the Noob Note) and beside it is a reference to me and Stomple's debate over the LIS meme, "evil plans to clone posters" is a reference to his role in my Spider-Man parody comic, also referencing that comic is Gender Swap Ruby as Spider-Woman and Racer X Ruby (from Speed Racer I made gifs of) as Tarantula behind the glass, a keyboard he posted a pic of supposedly covered in a poster he's trolled tears, his favorite video game Myst, the page with Stomple's bacon pumpkin on it on Maddox's site, the mousetrap picture he made with his avatar of the ytmnd.com background image as the bait and a picture of two unfortunate looking siblings he used to pass around claiming it was of me and my sister (she's way hotter than that)
RUBY
ol royboy has had to do as I ask ever since I worked out he's the one who really killed Annie Le as part of a skull & bones initiation ritual
Director's Commentary: a real murder victim found hidden in the walls of Yale which is indeed home to the Skull & Bones secret society a lot of the U.S. presidents were members of
Director's Commentary: included in the file (conviently marked as "air" in the anime which is how it'd be sent from Scotland), is a pic of ROY4L and some random white woman who looks asian when cropped that way lol, on the envelope is ROY4L's real name that provides endless in-joke fodder and I can't believe isn't a made-up alias but is what he goes under in the artworld and his online projects so I assume he won't mind me having it on there, that address is really Yale's, note the Skull & Crossbones cufflink, and in the background is some epic meme note he left at his lab as he trolls IRL as well as online daring people to kill him (my favorite version of this meme was something along the lines of "there is a key to a saftey deposit box filled with 2.7 million dollars anchored around my femoral artery via surgery, I dare you to kill me to retreive it"), the mousepad has the user "Hand_of_Peace"s avatar on it
RUBY
after that it was simply a case of making you think that I think that you think irn bru isn't vegan to trick you into dropping your gimmick
Director's Commentary: thank you Tsugumi Ohba-san-sama-chan for teaching me how to construct thriller stories
Director's Commentary: image edited in the style of the Death Note flashback style with the "just as planned" meme for my head
PATROLLED FAGGOT
h-how did you know m-my name? wh-who gave you my dox?!?!?!?
Director's Commentary: isn't that the question?
Director's Commentary: another good shot of the Dances With Wolves guy with blood on his face
RUBY
this is not a joke or a gimmick, I repeat, NOT a joke or a gimmick: it came to me in a psychic dream, here's the note I wrote it down on when I woke up so I wouldn't forget
there's a joke in here somewhere about me casting you as a character with psychic powers while I literally display them in real life but I'll never be able to top this having actually happened so there you go
Director's Commentary: "not a joke or a gimmick" is something I used to say to Tek all the time when relaying something insane but real like this instance
Director's Commentary: yes that is the real notepad I wrote down StompleB's real name that I didn't know I knew but heard in that dream very accurately recreated previously in this thread, I was trying to solve some computer problem so had that notepad and pen laying around to write instructions on, and yes that's my real hand holding it, full-name censored by a tanty reason
RUBY
you once were a vegan... BUT NOW YOU'RE A VEGAY
Director's Commentary: this was originally an unfunny joke until it retroactively became a funny in-joke reference when Stomple of his own accord started calling me "vegay" as opposed to vegan on aim since I'm such a good writer I can literally predict what jokes people will make years into the future, another big win for my psychic powers
PATROLLED FAGGOT
I'm a common typo of vegas?
RUBY
no but now that you mention it I'm going to doxx you to those mobsters lmao!
StompleB is deprived of his shekels, the worst possible fate for a Jew.
Director's Commentary: I'm so funny I can effortlessly find a joke relating to that poster to make about coins for every kill
When the Las Vegas mafia tracks him down in real life and tortures him into paying his illicit gambling debts.
Director's Commentary: I had an idea for this gif years ago and my first go-to for the scene to use was some scene that I vaugely remembered from some gangster movie I saw on tv where the protagonist did a heist with some dangerous gangsters in London and he's in a car and gets a phonecall from his bosses him and his friend fucked over and the gruff boss is telling him his friend fucked them over or something and in the background his friend is naked tied to a pillar being tortured by thugs who are running a car battery through a metal basin of water they have his feet in and the protagonist acts like he didn't know and then hangs up and panics knowing he needs to get out the country since his friend is going to grass him up but I cant for the life of my find what this movie was called and actually made an ms paint doodle of it to post on 4chan and reddit asking people what it is but no joy (click HERE to view it)
maybe its a tv show or some shit idk so in the last few weeks before I finished this thread I just went for a similar gangster torture scene in Scarface, a movie I've never seen but know every scene from from pop-culture osmosis, on the tv is the camprip of Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel I watched with Stomple and Deso years ago and this vegan autist keeps making reference to it and camrips a decade later, and yes thats Stomple IRL
JON
fuck yeah! owning that fag almost made up for my hilariously misshapen ears!
CLAY
and my crippling snickerz addiction! now time to go home and jack off to Holes
Director's Commentary: apparantly Clay once masturbated to the Shia LeBouf movie "Holes" as a teen
JON
hey leave my wife out of this
Director's Commentary: reference to how the insanely promoscious Cags last name is literally Holez, god does have a sense of humor, or at least whichever of her parents named her, either her murdered mother or her father that probably murdered her, either or
RUBY
god my head, I think I headbutted him straight in his hook nose
Director's Commentary: the cop car has been replaced with a Plymouth Duster, Clay's first car he showed me a pic of once, although his was red but I made it green for graphic design is my passion purposes, the number plate is labeled "admins" since Jon and Clay have both been forum admins throughout every ittiration
RUBY
hey juliet... I have something to say to you
JULIET
is it that im a pedo freak and should burn in hell?
RUBY
no... I just realized that when you keep a gimmick going when its well past it being funny its probably for your own sake than to troll anyone else, and you know, the whole edgy pedophile thing, it's probably to stop people getting too close to you
Director's Commentary: I was considering including the main message of my thread here but decided to save it for the finale but it's getting close here
JULIET
but i... i really do molest kids...
RUBY
I know, it's just, you've got some nice qualities too, like that time you suicide bombed a magic island by bashing a nuclear warheads core with a rock to save the world, so maybe you should get some help or something
Director's Commentary: reference to season 5 finale of LOST, the last review I wrote for that show, one day I'll review season 6... one day
JULIET
so you... you forgive me?
RUBY
fuck no I'm never talking to you again
Director's Commentary: inspired by libertarian youtuber Stefan Molynoux practice of cutting everyone who's wronged you out of your life (including your family so you can join his cult)
Director's Commentary: the "I want to believe" poster is in reference to a forced meme of StompleB's about cryptid "rods" and are represented by their apperance in the JoJo anime, the symbol on my jean that appears on my real jeans that reads 1488, a neo-nazi symbol (88 referencing the 8th letter of the alpahbet H, two of them meaning Hail Hitler, and 14 in reference to "the 14 words" from some white nationalist that goes "we must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children"), and I was amazed to find this on a pair of jeans in a store so rushed to buy them, I remember telling my dad about a scene in the movie Imperium where Daniel Radcliffe goes under cover with neo-nazis and they grill him on wearing "jew jeans" made by Levi's and he needs to talk his way out of it by arguing everything has something to do with jews, and I joked if I was ever in that position I can now just point to my jeans literally having 1488 on them to prove I'm a more legit neo-nazi than any motherfucker, my dad had no idea wtf I was on about but hey it's a funny in-joke I have with myself so now you have to see it, no idea why that symbol was on them, maybe that's the date the company was established or something since Britian actually has some real history and we're not amazed when a company is over 100 years old like in Burgerland
ROFLBROTHEL
just for the record I bet he still wanks to you all the time a-
Director's Commentary: I do
JULIET
SHUT THE FUCK UP MUNTER!
Director's Commentary: british insult that rofl used to use a lot
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