dayz

[boobz]

aka why was cody banned

how did the banning go?

I'll just make alts for 7 days, can't fuckin ban me if i don't want to be banned.

[timmy]

saw it on 9gag 3 days ago timmy...

everything is copypaste dumbass...

yea you "saw it on 9gag" even though you have made posts in that exact thread i linked

aka why was cody banned

I negrepped jon a few times and dared him to follow through with his threats about turning off reps

yea you "saw it on 9gag" even though you have made posts in that exact thread i linked

yup i sure as fuck did timmy. now go look back 3 days on trending at 9gag and you'll see the post where THAT guy snagged it...

[timmy]

9gag ...

9gag ...

why the fuck not,it all ends up there anyways, saves me lookingthrough tons of worse shit.

like sands through the hourglass, so are the dayz of our rep

[timmy]

codys reps red
kkkodys is too
give them more neg rep
samanthas soon too

[timmy]

man that poem sounded better in my head

Yeah its taking everything you got to make one square of pixels red on my posts, sometimes. Cry more for me timmy.

[timmy]

how about i shove a crowbar up your ass and open you up like a can of baked beans

[boobz]

im pretty baked right now and barry's and cody's avatars have simmilar colors please change one of youi

im pretty baked right now and barry's and cody's avatars have simmilar colors please change one of youi

My av is the one that someone far less inclined to jerk off on cam for a tranny would use.

Yeah its taking everything you got to make one square of pixels red on my posts, sometimes. Cry more for me timmy.

I'll just make alts for 7 days, can't fuckin ban me if i don't want to be banned.

care factor one hundred trillion

care factor one hundred trillion

go make a thread about it.

my baby's got a pack pack and he like to kill zombies

[ascii_genitals]

holy shit cody is terrible

[rubycalaber]

troll video complete

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsA6FLIUbE4

lmao

I remember once someone on the forums asked you what gun you'd want in a firefight and you said the one you're most likely to make hits with which would be the one you're most used to and I took that advice several times in DayZ when choosing between which guns to use and it worked out great other than one time when I forgot the lee enfield wasnt an automatic assault rifle and I tried to pray and spray it in a guys general direction while I was running straight at him woops

[jon]

i like the lee enfield it's only a liability when you aggro

if you have a shit backpack and a shit rifle then the tough guys don't snipe you to take your stuff because they figure you don't have any

but yeah that is an important rule in the real life combat situation that is dayz

[jon]

right now i have an AKM though it seems like a better choice for raiding elektro

how do you run a loot raid there? i usually start in the shed north of the power plant and do the station, then store, then hospital

i have the upgraded ray gun, upgraded wave gun, mustang and sally, juggernaut, quick reload, quick revive, and of course mule kick.

[rubycalaber]

right now i have an AKM though it seems like a better choice for raiding elektro

how do you run a loot raid there? i usually start in the shed north of the power plant and do the station, then store, then hospital

literally dont go near the north power plant at all because that is vulnerable to snipers from 360 degrees of treeline on big hills and tall buildings in electro and is the #1 spot to get sniped in the game since thats where everyone camps and aims for after getting a good scoped rifle

just go to the firestation in electro, approaching from the south street since the main road gets a lot of traffic obviously, then go east to the church, then go east to the hospital, then east some more to an orange house that sometimes gets alright kit, then the school north of that, then west across the street to the bar and apartments, then north across the street to the supermarket and then leg it like a mad cunt after you get all the guns and medical supplies and food you need probably

[timmy]

i like the lee enfield it's only a liability when you aggro

if you have a shit backpack and a shit rifle then the tough guys don't snipe you to take your stuff because they figure you don't have any

but yeah that is an important rule in the real life combat situation that is dayz

wrong - the worse their gear the farther i will hunt them down.

[jon]

I GOT THE FUCKING FLASHLIGHT TO WORK

YES

that literally just saved my life someone was camping my position outside a deer stand they got Real Mad because i got to the two AK's in it first

now i can wait until 5-6am irl and sneak out of there 2-3am gametime

get a job

[jon]

literally dont go near the north power plant at all because that is vulnerable to snipers from 360 degrees of treeline on big hills and tall buildings in electro and is the #1 spot to get sniped in the game since thats where everyone camps and aims for after getting a good scoped rifle

just go to the firestation in electro, approaching from the south street since the main road gets a lot of traffic obviously, then go east to the church, then go east to the hospital, then east some more to an orange house that sometimes gets alright kit, then the school north of that, then west across the street to the bar and apartments, then north across the street to the supermarket and then leg it like a mad cunt after you get all the guns and medical supplies and food you need probably

that makes sense, if i ever get back over there i'll use that

after dying in a field i respawned east of kamenka and got an AKM at the balota airstrip medical tents then some fucking faggot aggro'd zombies with his bicycle and was doing circles, using the zombies to find players, then when i had to shoot them cause they aggro'd on me he fucking got behind me and shot me

so new personal rule anyone who does not kill zombies they've aggro'd is a dead man, whether they answer on the radio or not

[jon]

but i literally respawned in the exact same spot and this time hit up all the deer stands around kamenka/pavlovo/bor and found an AKS kobra so i'm doing alright now

[jon]

http://www.dayzwiki.com/wiki/Weapons

unfortunately they decided to balance them by class, you'll note the M4A1 makes only "moderate" noise whilst the CZ 550 with its similarly chambered .243 winchester makes "very high" noise because it is a "sniper rifle" for having a hunter's scope attached

[jon]

the set/setting is also problematic; this is supposed to be a remote village in the eastern bloc or something like that but its littered with lee-enfields instead of shitty AK clones and other crap bolt action rifles you'll find on world.guns.ru