ITT I'm Ryan Gosling

[skrizach]

I tried one and it was super gross.
Just all bitter and nasty.

[skrizach]

Now I will post pictures of one of the sketchiest trees I have ever cut.

have you ever cut off any of your fingers

[skrizach]

Nope, because I'm a safe sawyer and I make sure I always wear my PPE. Ear pro, eye pro, chaps, leather gloves, leather boots.
Also because I'm not a jackass and I keep proper control of my saw.

i had a dream that i shredded my arm and hand up real bad like with a razor it was bleeding like crazy and veins were sticking out and i was afraid i was going to die and i was begging for help

[skrizach]

It's okay buddy I'll save you! I know how to help. I will stabilize you hopefully.

i was afraid my head ws goign to explode which is p irrational when you really think about it

it would be awesome to cut through a fucking giant

i was surveying some cottage subdivisons for the manitoba government and most of it was cutting lines of trees for line of sight

no mountains in manitoba just alot of fucking swamps

[skrizach]

Still man, anytime you get to fell is a great time. Felling is probably my favorite thing to do.....ever.

[maks]

Still man, anytime you get to fell is a great time. Felling is probably my favorite thing to do.....ever.

don't tell your wife that

[skrizach]

Hey girl I know you like riddles so I wore this shirt to tickle your brain.

downtown springfield?

yeah cutting trees down is fucking awesome and i love cutting pine trees cause they smell so good after

[skrizach]

Oh yeah man, and pines fell sooo nicely. You can basically put them anywhere you want with just a wedge or two.

Still man, anytime you get to fell is a great time. Felling is probably my favorite thing to do.....ever.

felling is a great felling

you guys talk about trees like most guys talk about banging women

[skrizach]

You've clearly never fallen any trees before Cam. It's a completely different feeling than anything else.
Directionally falling a massive tree where you want it to go, when you want it to go, and the rushing as it drops and slams into the ground.
Unspeakable fun.

[Plug Drugs]

Hey Girl, I'm sorry I didn't make it out to see you today but I was buy hanging out with Smokey The Bear

do those kids know you post at a gay niggerdick forum

[Plug Drugs]

Where'd lnopia go I wanna talk about chainsaws

i live in northern minnesota; everyone here is die-hard survivalist. This area of the world is still "freshly civilized" so to speak; in some towns, there's only been human beings in the area for 4 generations or even less. I ended up inadvertently learning all this shit about chainsaws, ATVs, fishing, hunting, welding, etc just from living around these hicks. Guess I never thought about it, but these skills are going to come in handy during the zombie apocalypse

[plusle riot]

clicked on thread expecting some giving tree tattoos instead i find pics of you cutting the trees down you MONSTER

[Plug Drugs]

its amazing that someone posts here who actually does something physically productive with themselves

[maks]

does that guy have a family circus tattoo

[plusle riot]

does that guy have a family circus tattoo

it's the Giving Tree, damn

[plusle riot]

did you not ever read it, it's a classic.

its amazing that someone posts here who actually does something physically productive with themselves

whats this even mean

[maks]

did you not ever read it, it's a classic.

is that one of those dirk pitt novels

[plusle riot]

it's a children's book by shel silverstein. probably one of the first books i ever read along with the hungry hungry caterpillar or where the wild things are

shel silverstein is one scary looking motherfucker

[maks]

it's a children's book by shel silverstein. probably one of the first books i ever read along with the hungry hungry caterpillar or where the wild things are

yeah it's about that dirk pitt dude who's like a secret agent type is is pretty much a ripoff of james bond. my dad was a fan of those.