The truth about EPSON.

Not that Im a dog or anything.

"Meow."

[maks]

Thats exactly what youd want to hear isnt it MAKS? Whether or not I have multiple partners? Or if i perform analingus in the shape of a pile? How or when i tie off my dog knot is none of your concern.

I want to hear all the wacky and insane details of furry life, preferably the sexual stuff because undoubtedly the funniest

if you're not comfortable with that I'd settle for a detailed rundown of your fursona's backstory and an itemized list of how much you've paid for fursuits and fursuit accessories

I dont dress to impress.

[blumpkin blownuts]

do you lick the back of your hand and wipe it all over your face or do you take boring human showers

[blumpkin blownuts]

do furries give each other fleas instead of crabs, and how do you get them out of a fursuit? do you get mad when drunken frat boys make cat sounds at you and pretend to scratch you? have you ever been chased by a dog when suited up & if so what did you do? do cats hump your leg? what does mice really taste like? have you put sticky-cups on your hands and feet and pretended to be one of those garfield dolls you see in cars?

[blumpkin blownuts]

would you fuck someone in a dogsuit while youre in a catsuit?

Sounds like youve had a ruff couple of days Blumpkin. Why dont you grab a bowl of ice cold milk and relax.

[blumpkin blownuts]

how do you figure? the past three months have been fuckin delightful for me today is the same

[blumpkin blownuts]

these are all honest questions you should dignify them with real answers i want answers and expect to see some after i get back from the beauty shop

[maks]

I dont dress to impress.

So you don't own a fursuit?

also please answer bob's questions he has some good ones

[maks]

have you ever seen anyone wearing a fursuit get hit by a car?

Never. But I have been almost mobbed by fans on occasion at various comic cons.

[maks]

do you take them out back and yiff with them?

[blumpkin blownuts]

can you retrofit a cat carrier as a sex dungeon?

[maks]

do you get off on shitting on your partner's floor and being told what a naughty kitty you are?

[maks]

Do you eat out of a bowl on the floor?

[Battery]

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Slow down guys, you are beginning to sound like crazed fans. I will answer all of your questions one at a time.

fagget patrol this furry piece of shit

Bump

purely, utterly shit thread

well played

[blumpkin blownuts]

(rocks a rockin chair over epson's tail)

[juji]

cant even read epsons posts because his avatar is blocking post

Bump

Strange Days....

[timmy]

cant evern read the first word thanks to your awseom PICTURE NAME

[Autistic Spectrum]

Epson my main man, what's up, been bumping this thread for a few years now

[maks]

Slow down guys, you are beginning to sound like crazed fans. I will answer all of your questions one at a time.

never answered any of my questions...