this faggot bird keeps making mating call sounds at about 6am onwards every spring

[timmy]

tryhard, i just went to google and pulled the first apu pic i could find

apply yourself.

[maks]

if I owned a gun I'd probably shoot myself

we need to get this girl a gun

[Battery]

we need to get this girl a gun

I won't keep it

I'd go play with it for a bit then give it back to you

[Battery]

and don't be lazy maks

if you want me dead get off your ass and do it yourself

[timmy]

bang her before you kill her, its common courtesy ...

[Battery]

before, during or after

[maks]

and don't be lazy maks

if you want me dead get off your ass and do it yourself

no you're not even worth the effort that I already put into it

[Battery]

I put a shot gun cartridge in my vagina because I wanted to shoot it out like those women do with ping pong balls... so I put it in and pushed but it just kind of slowly fell out of my vagina

Rabbinical response please

[maks]

I put a shot gun cartridge in my vagina because I wanted to shoot it out like those women do with ping pong balls... so I put it in and pushed but it just kind of slowly fell out of my vagina

next time put a shotgun in there

[Battery]

next time put a shotgun in there

heh

[rubycalaber]

You should terminate the offending bird via poisoning by soaking birdseed in a toxic chemical such as antifreeze and leaving it outside. Make sure to place the contaminated food in an elevated position only the intended target will be able to reach to limit collateral damage.


>implying any bird would fall for that


lol did someone say bird seed *swoops down and eats all ur bird seed* lmao...... oh no I think I've got a panic attack coming oh oh oh jeoh fuckmeHURLEY HURLEY HURLEY HUGGGGHHHFGFCUMGUHUUUURLEEEEEEYUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHFFFUCK

[maks]