holy shit, i leave for a week(ish) and...

sam has a yeast infection, cody beats women, dp is gone, and maks is a crybaby...

wtf, y'all???

[maks]

You forgot ramen licks butts

You forgot ramen licks butts

umm, that's OLD news... i'm talking NEW news.

[maks]

update: a shocking development in the ramen licks butts story, ramen still licks butts. stay tuned for further details.

[maks]

it's not old news it's history and if we do not learn history we are doomed to repeat it

[maks]

this just in, ramen licks butts

she hired a lawyer and tried to make us print a retraction but around here we have integrity and are standing behind this story. more as it develops.

[maks]

dateline: some guy's hair butthole

our sources say ramen's tongue is expected to arrive any minute. we'll keep you updated on this story as it develops. back to you, tom.

[general doli]

ramen is le sac Ãbushpig ordures

[maks]

maybe if ob knew anything about respect he wouldn't get banned and faggot patrolled all the time

[maks]

Pretty much exactly what everyone who's ever tried to be nice to him has told him. I think OB is literally the only person who is more socially inept than jack.

ob's way better than jack, he's constantly doing stupid shit in a funny way. I enjoy goofing on him whereas jack just irritates me by existing.

[maks]

I agree.

Hey ramen could you do me a favor and leave for another week(ish) or month(ish) or year(ish)?

[blumpkin blownuts]

(looks around for butts in all directions, finds no butts)
ramne there are no butts to lick why are you here

[blumpkin blownuts]

gross, i started yanking my asshole hair after i got tired of finding little toilet paper clumps

[maks]

what are you doing rooting around in there in the first place

[blumpkin blownuts]

what are you doing rooting around in there in the first place

i wash my ass with soap in the shower, especially if it itches (like from tp clumps) or after a long case of the runs

[maks]

yeah i post on something awful can i come over

you bring the razor blades I'll bring the speed

i wash my ass with soap in the shower, especially if it itches (like from tp clumps) or after a long case of the runs

I hire a fat puerto rican to lick it clean

yall sick as hell i hope some chick from something awful gets u drunk and takes pics of your soft dicks hehehehehe

[maks]

are you flirting with me again?

just kidding i never got on the SA bandwagon

yeah i post on something awful can i come over

[sex with dead people]

Don't you have to pay to post on that SA shithole?

i think so like any sane person would ever pay to fuck with losers

[sex with dead people]

I thought it used to be $10 at one time

[plusle riot]

Don't you have to pay to post on that SA shithole?

only if you want to post without the ads

I thought it used to be $10 at one time

i think it was just $10 for an avatar

[maks]

I'd pay to post here but only if I was able to put people on faggot patrol

[jon]

uh excuse me that infection is unleavened it is kosher there is no yeast present

[blumpkin blownuts]

matzo infection

i pay ytmnd to advertise rubynet does that make me a fagget

[Battery]

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