you threadlong my topics and I'll threadlong every topic you post in

[blumpkin blownuts]

I hear she got raped by a great dane

yeah, they figured out which great dane was the rapist by testing for the presence of peanut butter

[maks]

I don't hide behind being precious about my tits only because everyone would vomit and call me a hideously saggy titted fat trogga if I actually posted them

because that's a sign of self worth... being too fat and having such shit tits that I wouldn't post them and being infantile and posting all about some other chick who posted her tits when asked