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    there comes a time in every man's life when they ask themselves "what the fuck is in Vermont???" 
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    and they google it to find the answer "nothing. nothing is in vermont."
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    Vermont is one of those states I'd never be able to remember if I tried to name all 50 of them

    along with Delaware, Maine, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Vermont, and for some reason I thought Wisconsin and Illinois were cities in canada

    I've heard of all these places before but they are so lame they register in my mind as "some city in north america" rather than a state, I guess the north east of america is just boring as fuck since its basically that little tiny cluster of states where nothing ever happens and if it wasnt for stevey I would think Rhode Island was an actual like independent island state in south america or something

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    its terrible and right now it's windy and rainy and cold and pretty soon it will be covered in slush and mud
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    every single person i have met from vermont has been a pothead since middle school or earlier
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    and on top of all that , I'm pretty sure, I'm a better person than 95% of you guys, that probably do not have a job and live at home. Prove me wrong. I have better personality and outlook than you guys that have nothing better to do than sit on a internet forum all day/night. Get over yourself
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    ^and usually a drunk too
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    I believe that Bob Newhart's bed and breakfast are in vermont as well as Larry, Darryl, and their other brother Darryl.
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    i once roadraged the shit out of someone with vermont plates, they were doing 20mph and pulled into the exit of a gas station after i sat on the horn for what seemed an eternity . they shook their fist at me. the nerve
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    Quote Originally Posted by plusle riot View Post
    i once roadraged the shit out of someone with vermont plates, they were doing 20mph and pulled into the exit of a gas station after i sat on the horn for what seemed an eternity . they shook their fist at me. the nerve
    instead of acting like a puss, why not follow them to their destination and beat the shit out of them?
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    Quote Originally Posted by rubycalaber View Post
    Vermont is one of those states I'd never be able to remember if I tried to name all 50 of them

    along with Delaware, Maine, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Vermont, and for some reason I thought Wisconsin and Illinois were cities in canada

    I've heard of all these places before but they are so lame they register in my mind as "some city in north america" rather than a state, I guess the north east of america is just boring as fuck since its basically that little tiny cluster of states where nothing ever happens and if it wasnt for stevey I would think Rhode Island was an actual like independent island state in south america or something
    man I just moved to the northeast and it is shitty as hell up here. I mean it's okay, the scenery is nice, but the cities are shit and the people are horrible assholes.
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    could have beat them down when they stopped at the gas station with her roller skates

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    i had somewhere to be, i was in a hurry hence me chimping out behind the wheel
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    Excuses are the nails used to build a house of failure.
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    i actually looked around my car for any possible weapons and all i had was a left handed boomerang a friend bought me at the ulster county fair on the floor in the backseat, and i'm not even left handed
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    Quote Originally Posted by plusle riot View Post
    i actually looked around my car for any possible weapons and all i had was a left handed boomerang a friend bought me at the ulster county fair on the floor in the backseat, and i'm not even left handed
    like i said...
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    could have slapped them in the face with your goat-skin posting gloves

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    I prefer deerskin gloves, you get a better durability with a nice tactile response.
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    if not latex, it's gotta be lambskin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sup bros View Post
    like i said...
    i don't like the cut of yoru jib

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    could have slapped them in the face with your goat-skin posting gloves
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    I prefer deerskin gloves, you get a better durability with a nice tactile response.
    i will look into that, those lamb skin ones got torn up to shit every drycleaner refused to clean them saying they'd pretty much fall apart so i just bought another pair (same yellow ones)
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    my jib is uncut. like god intended.
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    Quote Originally Posted by plusle riot View Post
    i will look into that, those lamb skin ones got torn up to shit every drycleaner refused to clean them saying they'd pretty much fall apart so i just bought another pair (same yellow ones)
    I use the deerskin for work and they hold up pretty well. I usually get about a month out of a pair, which is pretty good. I usually get about 8 days out of cowhide, and about 15-20 out of pigskin.

    Although on the pigskin ones it's usually the stitching that falls apart so maybe it's a shitty brand.
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    shitskin gloves?

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    Quote Originally Posted by m0nde View Post
    shitskin gloves?
    does shit have skin?
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    Quote Originally Posted by plusle riot View Post
    i actually looked around my car for any possible weapons and all i had was a left handed boomerang a friend bought me at the ulster county fair on the floor in the backseat, and i'm not even left handed
    hahahahaha

    well if you were in australia you could have just grabbed any random wild life animal and thrown it at them and it would have poisoned them with venom tipped barbs that wrap around their throat and constrict them and then eat them whole

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    Quote Originally Posted by rubycalaber View Post
    hahahahaha

    well if you were in australia you could have just grabbed any random wild life animal and thrown it at them and it would have poisoned them with venom tipped barbs that wrap around their throat and constrict them and then eat them whole
    he would have found an excuse not to do it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by plusle riot View Post
    no time for love, Dr Jones
    FUCKIN' KIDS!
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    apparently someone else has seen a set of keys around here
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    Quote Originally Posted by maks View Post
    apparently someone else has seen a set of keys around here
    No, the problem is i can't find my keys.
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