would it be wrong to date someone

[blumpkin blownuts]

I'm going to reveal what God really is... it's nothing more than an energy nexus at which the brainwaves of all higher organisms travel through and affect each other -- If thoughts were water, God would be like a tiny round island, small enough that the waves lap over each other from all directions.

Then where was God before humanity?

During the parts of the great cycle which lack intelligent life, there is no "God" - only a memory manifested in the physical disposition of the entire cosmos.