skrizach for moderator 2013

[skrizach]

Hi, my name is skrizach and I am running for moderator of this forum for 2013.
As a member of this forum in all of it's iterations for over 10 years, I am one of you, and I know what you want, and how best to serve you.
I know that trolling a basic tenant() of the members here, but I also know what too far is.
I have your best interests in mind and I will work for you.

[doctor remulak]

I am Doctor Remulak.

[juji]

I vote "yes" if you faggot patrol steveyos

[skrizach]

I would relegate him to only be able to post in his own sub-forum.
That's what he wants, that's what we all want, that's what I would do.

[juji]

voted

[maks]

skrizach running on a staunch anti-stevey platform, I approve

[maks]

didn't there used to be a t in skrizatch

[skrizach]

Nope, it's always been skrizach.
There's a DJ out there on the internets called Skrizatch, but that's not me.

[maks]

pretty sure I've always spelled it with a t

[steveyos]

this dude puts me on ignore for trolling a politics thread, yeah he probably will get mod here since this is a fucking reddit haven piece of shit whiney bitch unfunny loser forum now

[Lexi Persimmons]

how can one be a mod when they're out playing fire bug?

[maks]

Once upon a time in 2006 there was a terrible poster who followed me over from sfw named volunteerfirefighter, and he was a gigantic fag. his first night skrizach said something along the lines of "I'm a fireman too, but that doesn't mean I like you and I'm not going to be your friend" and that's when I knew skrizach was cool

[Lexi Persimmons]

Once upon a time in 2006 there was a terrible poster who followed me over from sfw named volunteerfirefighter, and he was a gigantic fag. his first night skrizach said something along the lines of "I'm a fireman too, but that doesn't mean I like you and I'm not going to be your friend" and that's when I knew skrizach was cool

i don't know man. he's an Obamanoid. not to bright if ya ask me.

[maks]

I understand where he's coming from, he's a firefighter/park ranger and those jobs are typically part of the public sector that Obama just loves to grow and throw money at. Also he's been living in Massachusetts for a few weeks and that's long enough for him to have been brainwashed into believing that the private sector isn't better than the government at literally everything ever

[skrizach]

I am not Doctor Remulak, but I still want your vote.
My political affiliations will have no bearing on how I would moderate this forum

[maks]

I dunno, if you're a liberal you may not be tough enough on bad posting...

[skrizach]

I'm tough on bad posting, but easy on the eyes.

[maks]

Would you ban dcent?

[skrizach]

I mean, you can't just ban everyone immediately, you need to give them time to grow as a poster and learn to fit in. He clearly has a style that doesn't work and irritates the majority of people here, but he deserves time to settle that out and stop being extremely off-putting.

But then I see him post things like this:

lisssssssa is one of the only reasons I come back here.

and I change my mind.

[dcent]

question:

what kind of a faggot posts exclusively in threads where he is getting apologetically nuthugged?


for fuck sake guy, why havent you burned up in a structural fire set by the american govt to initiate a war on the arabs yet?

[skrizach]

I can't answer that question as I do not have firsthand knowledge of that type of situation.
If you're asking why I never post in your threads, it's because they are shitty and pointless.
I don't work structure fire, I work wildfire.

[dcent]

lol, you dont work period.

you are poor and fucking pathetically needy online.

go beg for approval you sycophantic embarrassment.

[skrizach]

Actually, YOU don't work.
Your posting style is played out and boring.
Trashing other people harshly while trying to promote false bravado? Sorry bud that gimmick is taken by Lisa, Stevey, and others to numerous to name.
It's old, it's tiring, and you're not even good at it.
Go back to wherever else you came from.
Oh, and when the worst forum on the internet doesn't even want you, you might want to examine your life choices.

[dcent]

too.


you meant to say "too numerous to name"

but thats okay.

you are clearly lacking even the most basic elementery adducation.

[maks]

look at this groundbreaking grammar nazism, never seen that on the internet before

[Lexi Persimmons]

Actually, YOU don't work.
Your posting style is played out and boring.
Trashing other people harshly while trying to promote false bravado? Sorry bud that gimmick is taken by Lisa, Stevey, and others to numerous to name.
It's old, it's tiring, and you're not even good at it.
Go back to wherever else you came from.
Oh, and when the worst forum on the internet doesn't even want you, you might want to examine your life choices.

wtf? why aren't you out fightin fires and pushing around citizens in public parks?

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

after forum take over there will just be a couple of fuckwits here

probably only the same 3 fuckwits that vote "yes" here to this giant douchebag loser

and so I guess after the take-over it's all yours and schizshit can mod you 3 losers

if it was before then I would destroy your day everyday if you were a petty mod

you are absolute rubbish

have a nice day

[steveyos]

I can't get over how every poster except me (talking about actual nsfw posters not new people) has become such a fucking pussy


man this forum is pathetic

[maks]

ban ramen too please