The Cag Files: All Cag Audio/Video/Pics gets posted for weeks ITT.

[Battery Bits]

Never blew any 12 year old you tard

[Battery Bits]

Bump

[Battery Bits]

Bump

[maxgoldberg]

Rooty really blew it with debbie. She was a good woman.

[Battery Bits]

Rootbeer can’t get any gf

He thinks he’s owed one

All you can do is make up retard shit to try and own me

All I have to do is bump these threads because you’re literal trash

[Pirate Steve]

Rootbeer can’t get any gf

He thinks he’s owed one

All you can do is make up retard shit to try and own me

All I have to do is bump these threads because you’re literal trash

You're literally a ward of the state whose dream guy was a heroin addict.

[Battery Bits]

You're literally a ward of the state whose dream guy was a heroin addict.

Donny was hot and smart and funny and sweet

All things you’re certainly not

[Pirate Steve]

Donny was hot and smart and funny and sweet

All things you’re certainly not

He had a heroin habit, no job, and fewer teeth than a field mouse. You sure can pick'em

[Battery Bits]

He had a heroin habit, no job, and fewer teeth than a field mouse. You sure can pick'em

He had all his teeth but ONE broken one which gave him character, he was fucking cute, you on the other hand are not and probably have false teeth, you don’t look like take care off your hygiene very well, I can only imagine what kind of moronic bushpig married you, gross

He had a job, he was a functional addict

[Pirate Steve]

Obese parasite

[Battery Bits]

Obese parasite

I’m chunky

You on the other hand are obese

[Battery Bits]

Mind you a spade is a spade so if you want to reduce it to fat and stupid that’s simply apt

[maxgoldberg]

It must be an easy job if it can be done hammered

[Battery Bits]

It must be an easy job if it can be done hammered

As opposed to what you do

Which is nothing

[Battery Bits]

Not that I go to work hammered

But no it isn’t brain surgery

[Pirate Steve]

Holy shit you really are insane aren't you

[Battery Bits]

Holy shit you really are insane aren't you

*YAWN*

Slow bus

[Battery Bits]

I’m not the secretary that is claiming he ended the pandemic LOL

[Pirate Steve]

I’m not the secretary that is claiming he ended the pandemic LOL

Neither of those are true

[maxgoldberg]

How come no one ever comes here to talk about how admirable you are? It's only you giving yourself compliments and literally no one else. I didnt wanna point that out because it's a little mean

[Battery Bits]

How come no one ever comes here to talk about how admirable you are? It's only you giving yourself compliments and literally no one else. I didnt wanna point that out because it's a little mean

A bit like you calling yourself hot

[Pirate Steve]

Whore.
You are a sickie.
You haven't been to work in a decade

[Battery Bits]

Whore.
You are a sickie.
You haven't been to work in a decade

Not true at all actually

You WISH I was a whore

But I chose not to be one and to focus on doing good things for society

[Pirate Steve]

Not true at all actually

You WISH I was a whore

But I chose not to be one and to focus on doing good things for society

Like selling used shoes to soccer moms

[Battery Bits]

Like selling used shoes to soccer moms

No like teaching and working for charity

[Pirate Steve]

No like teaching and working for charity

Teaching autistic children bad English isn't what I would consider a net benefit to society

[Pirate Steve]

So how long have you been a parasite overall

[Battery Bits]

When I stopped working for legitimate reasons I volunteered for charity so as to give back to society

So go suck a twat

[Pirate Steve]

No thanks

[Battery Bits]

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