FJT (Funny Jokes Thread)

[always stevey]

I slept wrong. My back oh my god.

[always stevey]

What a lovely day. think im going to have an abortion

:)

uh sorry im actually a prop comedian, so i cant just type my jokes out.

awk

[Autistic Spectrum]

stevey and plug drugs both show up for lisa's hotel gang bang ruby net edition at the same time,

they both try to get into the door way to the motel room at the exact same second, but guss what they are both very fat, so they get stuck in the door frame,

it's fine lisa had to bring 5 pounds of crisco for her dired up pussy and she greases up there blubber and they pop though the door, to gang bang lisa

[Autistic Spectrum]

stevey and plug drugs both show up for lisa's hotel gang bang ruby net edition at the same time,

they both try to get into the door way to the motel room at the exact same second, but guss what they are both very fat, so they get stuck in the door frame,

it's fine lisa had to bring 5 pounds of crisco for her dired up pussy and she greases up there blubber and they pop though the door, to gang bang lisa

this is a joke btw lisa would have a 10 pound vat of crisco, for her dried up crusty, vagaina hole,

[steveyos]

very nice dp, you get a gold star sticker *puts gold star sticker on your t-shirt*

[Dirty Harry]

Another funny story !

A trucker was driving his fully loaded rig to the top of a
steep hill. Just as he was starting down the equally steep
other side, he noticed a man and a woman lying in the center
of the road, making wild and passionate love.

In total disbelief, he blew his air horn several times as he
was bearing down on them. He realised that they were not going
to stop or get out of his way, so he slammed on his brakes and

Furious, he got out of the cab and walked to the front of the
truck. He looked down at the two, still in the road, and
yelled, "What the hell's the matter with you two? Didn't you
hear me blowing the horn? You could have been killed!"

Eventually, the man looked up at the truck driver, obviously
satisfied and not too concerned and said, "Look, I was coming,
she was coming and you were coming. You were the only one with
brakes."

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa and cag walk into mondes house, his landlordless says shhhhhh