Cat avatar guy please come back

[steveyos YOLO]

This thread is about cat avatar guy, so shut up if it doesn't pertain to her

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag cag cag CAG I MISS YOU I CAN'T BELIVE I ACUTALLY MISS YOU BUT HERE WE ARE, PLS COME BACK U ANNOY LISA SO MUCH SHE SEEMS TO POST LESS WHEN YOU ARE AROUND CAG PLS HELP CAGGGGGGG

[steveyos]

I would tell cag ya'll want her back but she didn't post at fjs and that hurt my feelings and it hurts too much to see her posting here and not at fjs so I'm ok with just talking to her via text message and facebook but I'm sure she'll be back here anyway I'm just enjoying my exclusive cag time it's been fucking magical

[steveyos]

she told me some stories about stripper life did you know at some strip clubs you can touch there boobs? I didn't know that, cause I never been to a strip club, cause I'm a virgin and I'm gay

[maks]

yeah you have to pay extra to go in the VIP room if you want to touch, it's like $100 it's not worth it

[steveyos]

I touched a girl's boob once and yeah it's really not a big deal I can just grab my own boobs same shit

[maks]

it's p easy to get a girlfriend or if you're in a hurry it's pretty easy to get a bar skank, the only times I ever went to a strip club was when I was already plastered and looking for coke

[steveyos]

if I"ve learned one thing in my life it's that girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble

[maks]

yeah you're young stick to the bar skanks

[steveyos]

I'm already with someone but don't tell anyone here I have put too much effort into my gimmick

[steveyos]

and she's 14 so that too

[maks]

while they're operating on your nuts have them gibve you a vasectomy so you can go in bareback worry-free. I wish I had one.

[steveyos]

I don't know yet I gotta see if she wants kids cause we're both really amazing people so I feel like I would be doing a disservice to the world by not having kids while faggots like the kardhasions and rootbeer and lisa are having kids someone has to have kids to kill those kids

[steveyos]

but at the same time I literally cannot bring myself to change a diaper

[Autistic Spectrum]

and she's 14 so that too

wtf

[maks]

fatherhood isn't for you stevey, you're a center of attention kind of guy you'd be fucking miserable

[steveyos]

you'd be surprised how untrue that is I literally just entertain myself everything I do it's to entertain myself, it's not my fault everyone is also entertained by me I hate people so much


my favorite person on earth is my oldest niece she was over here today hardcore mode terrible twos getting in the way while I was trying to bench press an djust being so fucking terirlbe but I thought it was the funniest shit I don't even get mad I would be an amazing dad as long as no fucking diapers I just can't do it it's too gross

[steveyos]

wtf

jk she's turning 20 in a few days what do you think I am a male lisa

[steveyos]

who do you think I am monde

[maks]

good luck, I wouldn't wish a rugrat on my worst enemy I fucking hate kids

[steveyos]

I would of agreed before but my niece's favorite thing is slapping stop signs with me it really changes your views on life

[steveyos]

her parents are huge fucking nerds she's probably gonna suck when she gets older I need to make sure there's somebody to take over god troll status if I'm assassinated

[steveyos]

This is a stab-free forum

[Wendy <3]

I hope Jihad Josh dies

[steveyos]

oh wow would ya look at that angry deaf spic retard rage