m0nde you can fuck right off

idk what he did to lisa and i dont care, if i have to choose which one to live with on a desert island id take lisa any day... m0dne would live longer since he has more fat reserves

[maks]

if I was alone on a desert island with lisa I'd beat her every single day, because lisa is frustratingly stupid. she's so fucked in the head that she'd enjoy it and misinterpret it as a sign of affection though so I'd eventually have to drown her

[www.whatthefuck.com]

if I was alone on a desert island with lisa I'd beat her every single day, because lisa is frustratingly stupid. she's so fucked in the head that she'd enjoy it and misinterpret it as a sign of affection though so I'd eventually have to drown her

this is why youre a fucking retard, she'd make better bait for traps and fishing lines dumbass dont you watch les stroud?

[Chronic Munchies]

if I was alone on a desert island with lisa I'd beat her every single day, because lisa is frustratingly stupid. she's so fucked in the head that she'd enjoy it and misinterpret it as a sign of affection though so I'd eventually have to drown her

we would make love on the sand and hold hands and watch the sunset <3! We are very much SO in love.

[Chronic Munchies]

agreed with lsia, monde go to hella nd fuck off

lol

[Autistic Spectrum]

would also pick lisa over monde for a desert island, sure i would be stuck on an island or w/e but lisa would be dead with in the first 2 mins of getting stranded after i murdered teh fuck out of her, it seems like it would even out

[Chronic Munchies]

m0nde is on probation now

I'm not completely incensed by him anymore

[Autistic Spectrum]

oh wow lisa you have violent mood swings i had no idea n the summer of 1982, a boy named Charlie Carbone (Robert Reid) is about to become the stepson of a mobster named Salvatore Maggio (Christopher Walken). On that same day, he meets his new best friend, Louis Booker (Shawn Smith), who saves him from drowning.
Twenty years later, in 2002, Charlie (Jerry O'Connell) has his own beauty salon. Yet, Sal's goons arrive every week and take at least 80% of the profits, barely letting Charlie keep enough money for future improvements. Louis (Anthony Anderson) is still Charlie's best friend. After they botch the job of hiding some stolen goods, Sal gives Charlie and Louis one more chance. Under the instructions of Frankie (Michael Shannon), they have to deliver a package on the next flight to Sydney, then to Coober Pedy to meet a man named Mr. Smith. Unbeknown to Charlie and Louis, Sal tells his Capo that he is "cancelling their return trip". On the plane, Louis peeks into the package, only to find $50,000.
Whilst driving through the Australian Outback (on their way to Mr. Smith), Charlie and Louis inadvertently run over a red kangaroo, and seemingly kill it. Louis feels interested and puts his "lucky jacket" on the kangaroo with Charlie's sunglasses; they think that the kangaroo looks like Jackie Leggs, one of Sal's goons. When they are taking the picture, the kangaroo comes back to consciousness and hops away with the $50,000 in the jacket. Charlie and Louis hop into the jeep and chase the kangaroo attempting to grab the money from the jacket on the kangaroo, but the ensuing chase ends with the duo driving through a field of termite mounds and crashing into a pile of rocks. When they reach a nearby bar called the Old Alice Inn in Alice Springs Louis calls Mr. Smith (Csokas) and tells him about the situation. Mr. Smith maliciously tells Louis that they had better have his money when he comes after them or he'll kill them.
Louis gets advice from a local animal sanctuary and is told by Jessie (Estella Warren) that the best way to catch the kangaroo is to shoot it with a tranquillizer dart fired from the air. They enlist the help of an alcoholic bushplane pilot named Blue (Hunter). Unfortunately, an unexpected jolt causes Louis to shoot Blue with the dart rather than the kangaroo, and the plane crashes. When Blue radios for help, his air traffic controller, Tansy (Roberts), has been taken hostage by Mr. Smith's minions and, upo

[steveyos YOLO]

Is getting nutted off in by a meth head and murdering the child you both created considered making love?

[steveyos]

I've always hated monde for obvious reasons (he's brown and just horrible) but i like him a lot more lately.

[steveyos]

idk what he did to lisa and i dont care, if i have to choose which one to live with on a desert island id take lisa any day... m0dne would live longer since he has more fat reserves

[steveyos]

oh wow lisa you have violent mood swings i had no idea n the summer of 1982, a boy named Charlie Carbone (Robert Reid) is about to become the stepson of a mobster named Salvatore Maggio (Christopher Walken). On that same day, he meets his new best friend, Louis Booker (Shawn Smith), who saves him from drowning.
Twenty years later, in 2002, Charlie (Jerry O'Connell) has his own beauty salon. Yet, Sal's goons arrive every week and take at least 80% of the profits, barely letting Charlie keep enough money for future improvements. Louis (Anthony Anderson) is still Charlie's best friend. After they botch the job of hiding some stolen goods, Sal gives Charlie and Louis one more chance. Under the instructions of Frankie (Michael Shannon), they have to deliver a package on the next flight to Sydney, then to Coober Pedy to meet a man named Mr. Smith. Unbeknown to Charlie and Louis, Sal tells his Capo that he is "cancelling their return trip". On the plane, Louis peeks into the package, only to find $50,000.
Whilst driving through the Australian Outback (on their way to Mr. Smith), Charlie and Louis inadvertently run over a red kangaroo, and seemingly kill it. Louis feels interested and puts his "lucky jacket" on the kangaroo with Charlie's sunglasses; they think that the kangaroo looks like Jackie Leggs, one of Sal's goons. When they are taking the picture, the kangaroo comes back to consciousness and hops away with the $50,000 in the jacket. Charlie and Louis hop into the jeep and chase the kangaroo attempting to grab the money from the jacket on the kangaroo, but the ensuing chase ends with the duo driving through a field of termite mounds and crashing into a pile of rocks. When they reach a nearby bar called the Old Alice Inn in Alice Springs Louis calls Mr. Smith (Csokas) and tells him about the situation. Mr. Smith maliciously tells Louis that they had better have his money when he comes after them or he'll kill them.
Louis gets advice from a local animal sanctuary and is told by Jessie (Estella Warren) that the best way to catch the kangaroo is to shoot it with a tranquillizer dart fired from the air. They enlist the help of an alcoholic bushplane pilot named Blue (Hunter). Unfortunately, an unexpected jolt causes Louis to shoot Blue with the dart rather than the kangaroo, and the plane crashes. When Blue radios for help, his air traffic controller, Tansy (Roberts), has been taken hostage by Mr. Smith's minions and, upo

i need to add a feature to limit the markov chain generation to portions of the text file. it's just so big now.

[Autistic Spectrum]

White trash bogan lady come ot my house , live with me in the sewmap make me dlete peopel from my skeype friendes 2 tvs for the taking

[Autistic Spectrum]

they just said swamp witch on american horror story lmao, and here i am taking to an acutal swamp witch online,,,