so i walked out of my job on monday what of it

[boobz]

lmao america does drug tests for all the shitty jobs. you can turn up high for any job here (and not have drone choppers buzzing over your house peering on your stashhhh)

[boobz]

ive never been subjected to a drug test

never progressed past 7/11?

[rubycalaber]

jews did 7/11

[Genital Doli]

oh here it is. it's actually a lot funnier than I remember

http://comeontothelord.com/aud/fucky...ingrainbow.mp3

Good shit mate.

[Genital Doli]

strangely aroused by aber and rofl's

... This.

[siburke939]

we got tested for drugs in the army my bosses were always like "hey si burke go hide in the stores until the drug testing dudes are off camp" & i'd be like "lol chill sarge i ain't on no gear innit bruv" can you fucking believe the audacity of some people!

I always found it strange that in america they make you give them a urine sample before you can work at fucking mcodnalds lest you turn up high and accidentally give someone a large fries instead of a medium fries or something crucially important like that

are you kidding? it depends on the job obviously

[siburke939]

crack whore

dose anybody know how to get a job doing generic office work i saw that show the offic and it would be pretty cool to hangout with steve carol all day or even meet a girl like pam

[siburke939]

blag it (i did)

TERIYAKI beef stew WITH CHILI PEPPER CRUTONS

[siburke939]

peanut butter kit-kat chunky

[siburke939]

i'm turning japanese...

[siburke939]

i want a doctor to take a picture so i can look at you from inside as well

[maks]

simon please record yourself saying 'fuck you you stupid cunt' so in like 3 years I have another clip I can post

[siburke939]

but i hate my voice (i listened to myself on an answering machine once & that freaked me out!)

i really need a new mic...

[maks]

I need a clip of another british guy saying 'fuck you you stupid cunt'

I hear Jason Statham is looking for work nowadays.

I hear Jason Statham is looking for work nowadays.

yeah hollywood doesnt want muscular headed alpha males in their movies anymore

yeh

[maks]

same reason siburke is out of work

[Genital Doli]

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[siburke939]

hey i have a job ya scallywags!

[maks]

hey i have a job ya scallywags!

the name of this thread is 'so I walked out of my job monday what of it'

[siburke939]

yeah walked out on the monday started new one on the thursday (less travel fewer hours more money)

(what of it)

[maks]

well how was I supposed to know that I don't read posts only thread titles I've been replying to nothing but thread titles for like 6 years

[siburke939]

i get about 3 posts into a thread & get bored so i just talk about myself because i'm fucking awesome )ps it's my birthday this saturday bake me a fucking cake someone please)