***NOT FUNNY*** cag got a dui last night

[steveyos YOLO]

I wonder if cat avatar guy has to buy special bras designed to hold her torpedo tits

[Jibblez]

passed out drunk in the back of a cab and woke up in the drunk tank not remembering shit with the cops saying "oh the things you did last night you're going away for a long time"

[Jibblez]

[juji]

passed out drunk in the back of a cab and woke up in the drunk tank not remembering shit with the cops saying "oh the things you did last night you're going away for a long time"

When you're very drunk, a lot of things that you cant remember

[reno]

came into this thread hoping to blankquote an elz post, and wasnt disappointed

[reno]

When you're very drunk, a lot of things that you cant remember

[Jibblez]

make love to me elz

[Jibblez]

show me what a real man can do

cag are you positive the cabbie didnt sleepcreep you while you were passed out?

[Jibblez]

come to think of it my pussy really fucking hurts

maybe its from when you fucked yourself with a schlitz beer bottle on tinychat

[Jibblez]

can't do that passed out in the backseat of a cab. id like to think the cabby did it while im sleeping... cuz getting raped while sleeping is pretty hot

hehehe