can you make yourself cry?

[maks]

I did an hour and a half of cardio tonight. I bet marks98 cant do that

I can do 26 miles on my mountain bike so bite me

[Lina Goldberg]

we "know" he's a big boy because at 2fjs he posted a picture of a him holding a cold crush CD (undelivered gift for cag) in front of a chain link fence but was his arm really fat or was it just bulked up from chopping wood? I wonder how his and strongbeers BMI compare.

we don't exercise or keep our teeth in our mouthes at night

dentures?

[CAG <3]

we "know" he's a big boy because at 2fjs he posted a picture of a him holding a cold crush CD (undelivered gift for cag) in front of a chain link fence but was his arm really fat or was it just bulked up from chopping wood? I wonder how his and strongbeers BMI compare.


dentures?

he might have a similar body type to rootbeer, strong arms and overhanging gut.

[CAG <3]

never did see that picture.

[CAG <3]

rootbeer can lift an atlas stone and slap coconuts, but there is no way on earth he is healthy with that bad diet and greentea supplements that he takes

[maks]

cag called me out on cardio now she's ignoring my response because I'm a 2 pack a day smoker and still out-endurance the fuck out of her

[maks]

I probably have the best legs on the whole forum, if they weren't so hairy I could be miss america

[CAG <3]

you are also busy drinking copious amounts of whiskey only a week after surgery lmao

[CAG <3]

when was the last time you went mountain biking?

[CAG <3]

oh look at the time, it's time for a nice hike in the sunshine with my pups.

[maks]

I rode my bike across woodbury a couple of weeks ago when it was 70 degrees because connecticut's weather is crazy

[maks]

and yeah I'm drunk there's a blizzard I can't go to work and after last week percoset alone doesn't cut it anymore

[CAG <3]

you dont need anymore percocet

[CAG <3]

buy some weed

I can make my butt cheeks and pecs dance, if that's not fitness I don't know what is

[maks]

I have weed. I also have percoset. I don't need it, but I have it so why not use it before it expires? duh

[maks]

look at me I'm cag the trophy wife of a mid level software developer I can afford to just leave my percoset lying around until its expiry date and then throw it in the trash

[maks]

I can make my butt cheeks and pecs dance, if that's not fitness I don't know what is

can you make them clap

You're not supposed to throw medication in your trash it seeps into the water and causes autism

[maks]

all the more reason to take all of it today. probably most of my remaining codeine too. and a big glass of grapefruit juice.

[maks]

I was out of work for 10 days because of the surgury, I went back for one day yesterday, and now there's a blizzard and I'm stuck at home and every road with a route number including the one I live on is closed by the state police I'm fucking bored and a bunch of drugs will make that moderately more tolerable

Look at me I'm Gabi I can carry a 200lbs. man in full bunker gear down a two story ladder while also in bunker gear I've never exercised in my life halp I'm so fat I feel bad

[maks]

post a picture of a fire you extinguished I will masturbate to it and then light my genitals on fire

[maks]

where did I leave my lighter

Dude

[maks]

all my bowls are in the dishwasher

I mailed all my underwear to Rhode Island

[maks]

yeah it looks like things are falling apart between us we were just never meant to be we're two ships passing in the night

[CAG <3]

look at me I'm cag the trophy wife of a mid level software developer I can afford to just leave my percoset lying around until its expiry date and then throw it in the trash

[maks]

ok, stepford wife