Mia having a poo

[internutt]

my neighbors bought me a popcorn maker as a housewarming gift so I felt obligated to use it even though I didn't want popcorn

those things are awkward af, though i bet theyre much better than the ones im familiar with from the 90s

[maks]

those things are awkward af, though i bet theyre much better than the ones im familiar with from the 90s

there's popcorn and unpopped kernels all over my counter, only like 40% of it went in the bowl

[internutt]

we need the japs to take on making a more efficient popakornu maker

[maks]

they have one it's called a paper bag you throw in the microwave for 4 minutes

[internutt]

i forgot about that shit, that is what made me obese and cancerous when i was a teen also set my gar dang macrowave on faire

[maks]

microwave popcorn is perfectly fine and way more convenient than having a special device

[internutt]

this is actually a very important pic lisa posted showing her house is small as fuck to the point of illegality

[Bev.]

i forgot about that shit, that is what made me obese and cancerous when i was a teen also set my gar dang macrowave on faire

smart very smart

[internutt]

smart very smart

[maks]

this is actually a very important pic lisa posted showing her house is small as fuck to the point of illegality

I've had her on ignore for weeks. She only says like 4 things so I react like she said one of those things

[Bev.]

is that a picture of you

[internutt]

is that a picture of you

do you want to get fucked with this? why is your replying faster and more breathy?

[Bev.]

do you want to get fucked with this? why is your replying faster and more breathy?

you would be screeming in secondsim so dam good you would always come back for more im the best

[internutt]

you would be screeming in secondsim so dam good you would always come back for more im the best

how big was ur husbnands penis?

[Bev.]

how big was ur husbnands penis?

why do you care this is between us how big is yours

[internutt]

why do you care this is between us how big is yours

my biggest dildo is 14 inches and 7 inch diameter but it is shaped like a dragon penis, my ex was a furry

[Bev.]

my biggest dildo is 14 inches and 7 inch diameter but it is shaped like a dragon penis, my ex was a furry

your ex what he or she

[internutt]

i cant take this anymore. youre homophobic af with your pronouns.


wow. get with the times boomer.

[Bev.]

i cant take this anymore. youre homophobic af with your pronouns.


wow. get with the times boomer.

ok doc