no bullshit. no gimmicks. no mitsis. just real posting. hard and fast.

[Bev.]

my gimmick of wanting to fuck lisa is half true, I'm pretty sure if she came to America I would fuck her just to say I did it

why dont you go visit her on her birthday in feb and give her her birthday present a good fuck thats what shes looking for go for it

[internutt]

im feeling fuct to make dinner lately i did that big ass turkwy and dry brined it whih was a huge success but i didnt do anything else so ive just been eating tirkwy sandwiches.

[internutt]

why dont you go visit her on her birthday in feb and give her her birthday present a good fuck thats what shes looking for go for it

ive got nipples can ypu miilk me?

[maks]

im feeling fuct to make dinner lately i did that big ass turkwy and dry brined it whih was a huge success but i didnt do anything else so ive just been eating tirkwy sandwiches.

I'm making those rolls in the cardboard tube that you whack on a counter to open, they only take 10 minutes that's about all I hjave the patience for. I was hoping my late lunch would carry me through to bedtime but not happening

[Bev.]

I'm making those rolls in the cardboard tube that you whack on a counter to open, they only take 10 minutes that's about all I hjave the patience for. I was hoping my late lunch would carry me through to bedtime but not happening

you should get a tv dinner its quicker lol

[internutt]

you should get a tv dinner its quicker lol

thats why boomers like you are dying. you dont even k ow what actual food is. literally the worst generation.

fucking scum

[maks]

you should get a tv dinner its quicker lol

I try to avoid microwave stuff, aside from vegetables it just doesn't taste good and most processed frozen crap can be cooked in the oven in less than 20 min

[maks]

I've tried stoeffers, marie calendar, all that shjit, none of it's good in the microwave. even hot pockets are way better out of the oven.

[Bev.]

I've tried stoeffers, marie calendar, all that shjit, none of it's good in the microwave. even hot pockets are way better out of the oven.

i dont eat tv dinners there not as good as they used to be they made them smaller and taste like shit

[maks]

it might have been your old weak 80's microwave, the ones today are hotter and cook faster so they ruin the food even more than the old ones

[Bev.]

it might have been your old weak 80's microwave, the ones today are hotter and cook faster so they ruin the food even more than the old ones

no i just got it 5 month ago

[maks]

I use my microwave for instant spanish rice, frozen vegetables, popcorn, and heating up mugs of cider. that's about it

[maks]

no i just got it 5 month ago

what I mean is the ones in the 70's and 80's didn't get as hot so they took longer but the food came out better

[Bev.]

I use my microwave for instant spanish rice, frozen vegetables, popcorn, and heating up mugs of cider. that's about it

i just use it for left overs and sometimes i heat up my coffee

[internutt]

bev has confirmed she is a true white nigger.

[internutt]

i just use it for left overs and sometimes i heat up my coffee

ever use it for kittycats?

[Bev.]

ever use it for kittycats?

go to hell

[internutt]

the cat scratches at the door while microwave buzzing fills its burning ears. its locked in all it can see is my grinning mouth and emotionless aZn eyes staring at it.

[Wendy <3]

Does the fur fall out everywhere or does it disintegrate

[juji]

This thread wasn't worth to read, isn't internutt a good comedian like dp? I'm pretty sure internutt sucks at making good threads

[Battery Bits]

This thread wasn't worth to read, isn't internutt a good comedian like dp? I'm pretty sure internutt sucks at making good threads