using various photographs we can estimate the size of rootbeers penis with reasonable accuracy

[maks]

I'm v tall, and at 7.5" (almost twice the size of yours) my penis is average proportionally to the size of my body

[maks]

idk how tall you are but yours is p small compared to your hand

[Battery Bits]

idk how tall you are but yours is p small compared to your hand

He’s not that tall

[maks]

He’s not that tall

is he shorter than you?

[root ghost]

is he shorter than you?

Yes I am shorter than a legal midget and my penis is tiny and broken

[root ghost]

My thumb is about 1.3 wide almost 1.4. What’s it like being a skinny midget

My thumb is about 1.3 wide almost 1.4. What’s it like being a skinny midget

1.3 x 4 is 5.2".

if you have a tape measure why are you taking photos of your hand in front of it instead of your rootpenis

[maks]

Neither. The numbers don't lie. If you were to grasp it with the pinky against the pubic bone, instead of the inner thumb against pubic bone and the rest of your hand cupping your balls, the entire shaft would be hidden.

[root ghost]

No lol focus on making money or working out then you won’t be stuck here doing mental gymnastics about my fat cock

[root ghost]

Posts: 98,000
Ok thank you bye bye time to get a job

[maks]

the strange thing is, why would you brag about this? I'm sure it's just fine and most women aren't super disappointed, it's not like you have a micropenis or anything. but who the fuck posts a picture to demonstrate how slightly below average they are?

[root ghost]

Yes we know you have skinny hands OK bud good luck with the McDonald’s interview

[root ghost]

BuT YoU cAnT bE biGgeR ThAn MEEEE

Grow up kid

[maks]

there are plenty of guys out there bigger than me, idc, I'm perfectly happy with my penis. It is really weird that you'd brag about 3 and a half inches though. most men can top that flaccid.

[maks]

My thumb is about 1.3 wide almost 1.4. What’s it like being a skinny midget

Missed this before. If we assume you're telling the truth, and use that instead of 1", that would still only make your penis 5.1 inches. Congratulations you're less than an inch away from average.

[DrHundos]

ahhaahahahahaha babydick

[One Cock]

ahhaahahahahaha babydick

its actually really funny, most posters here have very large Penises. Mine for example is easily 5 inches completely flaccid.

maybe rootbeer has actually been mentally affected by being surrounded by massive, thick and long woman pleasers.

[Desolation]

I refuse to believe that chode can ejaculate. Looks busted.

[maks]

it's impressive he was able to produce children with it, I'm sure it doesn't shoot yogurt anywhere near the cervix. she must have been upside down or something.

[maks]

I wouldn't even call it a chode, chodes are short and thick, that's just kind of stubby

[Desolation]

the owner of that treestump dick created 17+ children. They will one day read these posts about their distant father gloating about his girth. This is America

[Battery Bits]

No-one is shorter than me

[maks]

I have no concept of how tall lisa is it's never come up

[Battery Bits]

I have no concept of how tall lisa is it's never come up

I’m 5’1”

[maks]

I’m 5’1”

what a coincidence, rootbeer is 5.1"

[Sunflower]

I’m 5’1”

Your whore

[internutt]

Your whore

11/10

[internutt]

ok, so @rootbeer

listen, i was just thinking about my penis right now and i decided to mesure it while soft.

its 5.2 inches soft. so basically my soft penis is longer and thicker than your erect penis which is shaped like a thumb.

just letting yiou know. okay

[maxgoldberg]

one cool thing is that rootbeer got fit, while lisa ballooned and at least tripled in size

[Battery Bits]

Plenty of people prefer my ample ass to your flat shapeless one

Also my nipples are the same size and don’t look like they belong on an orangutan