hey lisa I got a secret

[maxgoldberg]

shes like those trashlady monsters from labyrinth lmao OH MY FUCKING GOD IT REALLY IS HER LMAOOO

[maxgoldberg]

she's a trashbag lady who collects junk and uses her tiny apartment to store it all

so i was looking for lisa's mugshot when i found one of dp

[maxgoldberg]

so i was looking for lisa's mugshot when i found one of dp

ahahahahahaaaa my sides omg. that actually does look like him

[Battery Bits]

ahahahahahaaaa my sides omg. that actually does look like him

No it doesn’t

I’ve seen him

[Battery Bits]

so i was looking for lisa's mugshot when i found one of dp

I’ve never been arr3sted for anything clay

[internutt]

I’ve never been arr3sted for anything clay

you were arrested for braking the weight limit

[Battery Bits]

you were arrested for braking the weight limit

Uh huh

[internutt]

Uh huh

ur fat

[maks]

was he arrested for grooming a 16 year old?

[maxgoldberg]

jesus fucking christ lmao

[maxgoldberg]

i dont know why she insists on doing that to her hair

[maxgoldberg]

fat

[Battery Bits]

You’ll never take an unfiltered pic without makeup and fake eyelashes because you fugly

[maxgoldberg]

she will try to argue with the number on the scale if she does

hope you have one that registers grams, we seen them littlin's already

[Battery Bits]

hope you have one that registers grams, we seen them littlin's already

No I got d cups now

They are like real tits

[Battery Bits]

Fat ass and tittays

wow maybe you can get 2 virgins to fly to penguin island now

[Battery Bits]

wow maybe you can get 2 virgins to fly to penguin island now

I don’t want any virgins

I had a bad experience with one once

wheres that video of you putting a full sized aussie hairspray can into your pee pee

[Battery Bits]

wheres that video of you putting a full sized aussie hairspray can into your pee pee

I have “can cram 2” now, bigger better and properly lit

And it was a small bottle of lube clay

I have “can cram 2” now, bigger better and properly lit

And it was a small bottle of lube clay

it clearly said aussie mega hold 62 ounce

[Battery Bits]

it clearly said aussie mega hold 62 ounce

[؜؜؜؜؜]

So gross

[maks]

k

[maxgoldberg]

right now its just cornered animal panic from getting dunked on the past few days

[Battery Bits]

right now its just cornered animal panic from getting dunked on the past few days

You are completely consumed by me

[maxgoldberg]

lisa doesn't know when to give up or walk away. lol

[Battery Bits]

lisa doesn't know when to give up or walk away. lol

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Look at yourself