so you get a call from that top job you've always wanted and you come in for an interview

Is your dad still coming into your room and wearing your clothes?

[timmy]

i'd suck his dick

[sex with dead people]

I turned images off due to shitty gif reason.

[timmy]

would you blindfold me and do me sideways?

how about you turn off your computer due to your shitty posting ability reason

[timmy]

dont be mean to killgreys

registration should be turned off and all lizards banned

[timmy]

you can touch my lizard

[patrolled faggot]

you can touch my lizard

lol

[sex with dead people]

how about you turn off your computer due to your shitty posting ability reason

I'm posting from my phone. Your insults won't deter me from fondling your dead corpse.

[pilleater]

i rmbr when this forum got started and i thought it didn't have enough material to make jokes with.

so yes,

THREAD OFFICIALY CLOSED.

[jon]

hi

[jon]

hey what's up

i dont cry when my dog runs away

[pilleater]

hey what's up

i logged out ago, busy with gf.

[ArchbshpDesmndPooPoo]

and you sit down and i am the interviewer, standing between you and your dream job

how do you convince me you're the one for the job

this happened to me a little while ago except it was a shit job that I now have and hate I just acted all friendly and eager to please and didn't include the jobs where I quit with potty language in my work history

so you work for cberry

[ziraffe]

Is your dad still coming into your room and wearing your clothes?

[jon]

is this thread closed

[jon]

how are you

I would probably bring some of my homemade chili. I can make a mean chili. It'll give ya farts just a word of warning. dont say i didnt tell ya

I hire kneegrows all the time. They're good people. I pay em in skittles and Shlitz
Malt liquor.

its a beautiful system

is this thread closed

hate mongering admins want to close threads by a black people reason. this just aint acceptable yall

[sex with dead people]

It's obvious cherry was trolling when starting this thread.

A nigger trying to get a job....

aber had sex with cberry (he's not white)

[patrolled faggot]

aber had sex with cberry (he's not white)

why do I get the feeling you've never had sex with anyone ever?

@jon @clay make thread tagging work here god dammit, it will be fun.also fix allison smiley fuck m0nde's whining.

please move the :lizard:s back to the arium

[patrolled faggot]

see what i mean. you're just so....

nf man, nf...

oh don't be precious just say it....

he's stupid

why haven't the :lizard:s been moved back to the arium yet?

[patrolled faggot]

m0nde, like (almost) everyone here has qualities that are overlooked until someone needs them. I dont just randomly attack people for being a little sarcastic at me when i'm the one who brought shit up. unless im drunk, then all bets are off

oh stop it

the shit head is bumping the ramen threads and spamming about lizards in every other thread

I have watched him do this for a couple of days now and say that I've been more than loaded enough to spring off a couple of comments about what a stupid douche he is.

Otherwise he should come and try and pick on a big girl like me instead of stalking some chick because he saw her have sex.

No sympathy, sorry.

I doubt I'll ever need any of m0nde's "qualities".