these furry little fuckers are just too much work you have to give them water EVERY DAY and they shit like 10000000000000000000 times a week and I gotta sweep that up too and it's little pellets so it rolls all over the place when I'm trying to sweep and I can't really bend over because it still hurts from having my cancerous testicle removed and I'm going to get a new car next month so I need the room in my garage so if anyone wants to buy an alpaca send me a pm otherwise I'm just going to let this little fucker loose and hopefully he'll scram

maybe I'll raise goats instead